Story The time my dad forced me to get a job

[irishforeheadcel]

When i was 16 my cuck uncle (hes a fucking pos faggot) needed help with his gay landscaping business so my dad forced me to work for him while i was trying to play fucking halo wars. Anyway i was forced to do this slave shit and it was fucking hot as hell it was the middle of july and i was like 260lbs at the time. My uncle kept bitching at me about how i wasnt able to cut in perfect lines or how i kept fucking up and wasting his fuel. The worst part is when he told me to leaf blow someones front yard and i couldn’t figure out how to start it up and my uncle came back 10 minutes later and screamed at me and literally called me “the most retarded kid hes ever seen.” This shit went on for 2 weeks and i wanted to kill myself every day. What got me fired was when he tried to get me to chainsaw a tree at 8 pm and i said no. I wish i had just said no from the start. I fucking hate my uncle hes a 6’4 faggot and women like him even tho hes a total asshole. Hes also a cuck too one of his friends fucked his girlfriend and he tried to kill himself over it lol.

 

[cathuluelitist]

hate my uncle hes a 6’4 faggot and women like him even tho hes a total asshole.

Hm, how tall are you?

 

[irishforeheadcel]

Hm, how tall are you?

5’10 i cope by wearing afos and shoe lifts

 

[cathuluelitist]

5’10 i cope by wearing afos and shoe lifts

I wish I was 5'10.

 

[irishforeheadcel]

I wish I was 5'10.

I wish i had white teeth

 

[Pikacel]

Hes also a cuck too one of his friends fucked his girlfriend and he tried to kill himself over it lol.

Jfl

 

[Sir Silentium]

What got me fired was when he tried to get me to chainsaw a tree at 8 pm and i said no.

 

[Emba]

Can't even do basic yard nigger work...

What a sad bastard y'ar

Those skills could have fed you into you're older years... But instead you are the bitch faggot.

 

[EthnicSub5]

I mean yeah??? Should a father let his chud son sit on his ass all day? He did you a favor buddy.

 

[RandomGuy]

 

[Pikacel]

Can't even do basic yard nigger work...

What a sad bastard y'ar

Those skills could have fed you into you're older years... But instead you are the bitch faggot.

He has no experience though

 

[fatass30000]

Can't even do basic yard nigger work...

What a sad bastard y'ar

Those skills could have fed you into you're older years... But instead you are the bitch faggot.

his uncle didn’t have to disrespect him like that but learning those things is essential… He should had stuck with it for a month or two.

 

[Pikacel]

This story is literally me tbh

I can’t do manual labor or yard work for shit

 

[Halloween]

5’10


DNR

 

[Emba]

his uncle didn’t have to disrespect him like that but learning those things is essential… He should had stuck with it for a month or two.

True enough... It's no fun working for a asshole. But once he knew the business it's like he can survived anywhere.

 

[chudcel]

Working is cucked ldarmaxxxing is the truecel way.

 

[Sans]

I wish I was 5'10.

The grass isn’t greener on the other side. So long as your height starts with 5 you still won’t be seen as human.

 

[senegambianbro]

one of his friends fucked his girlfriend and he tried to kill himself over it lol.

 

[cathuluelitist]

The grass isn’t greener on the other side. So long as your height starts with 5 you still won’t be seen as human.

A good enough posture and shoes you can easily pull of 6'.

 

[Saint Nigger]

Hes also a cuck too one of his friends fucked his girlfriend and he tried to kill himself over it lol.

I hope he dies.He is a nigger