Emba
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Yes boyos
Long ago the police and Tennessee state patrol thought a buddy and i were corpses on the side of the interstate highway.
You see we was hitchhiking to the east and dropped off late at night and was super tired.
It was super foggy and dark so we rolled out our sleeping bags in what we thought was bushes.
But we were right near the middle of a empty highway "clover leaf." Surrounded by open road!
Anyway. We were woke up at around NOON surrounded by cops!
They were making cop noises and talking on their cop radios and putting up yellow tape and holding back onlookers!
There was a tv truck and reporter getting their antenna put up.
I got up and said "HI!"
And they all exclaimed, "their not ded!"
I was like, yeah we were just passing through and was tired. As i rolled up my bag.
Dude that called us in was there saying, "i honked and no-one moved!" Cops were saying they yelled and thought we was just corpses! And they were waiting for forensics to "secure the area!"
I was like... We're ok! Thanks for the concern! Bye!
We rolled up our stuff and just casually walked away down to the eastbound highway and started thumbing.
My guess is they were too shocked that we were still alive that they didn't bother hassling us for id and whatnot.
Tennessee sure is a foggy weird place. I guess they get a lot of ded drops over there... Lol.
Long ago the police and Tennessee state patrol thought a buddy and i were corpses on the side of the interstate highway.
You see we was hitchhiking to the east and dropped off late at night and was super tired.
It was super foggy and dark so we rolled out our sleeping bags in what we thought was bushes.
But we were right near the middle of a empty highway "clover leaf." Surrounded by open road!
Anyway. We were woke up at around NOON surrounded by cops!
They were making cop noises and talking on their cop radios and putting up yellow tape and holding back onlookers!
There was a tv truck and reporter getting their antenna put up.
I got up and said "HI!"
And they all exclaimed, "their not ded!"
I was like, yeah we were just passing through and was tired. As i rolled up my bag.
Dude that called us in was there saying, "i honked and no-one moved!" Cops were saying they yelled and thought we was just corpses! And they were waiting for forensics to "secure the area!"
I was like... We're ok! Thanks for the concern! Bye!
We rolled up our stuff and just casually walked away down to the eastbound highway and started thumbing.
My guess is they were too shocked that we were still alive that they didn't bother hassling us for id and whatnot.
Tennessee sure is a foggy weird place. I guess they get a lot of ded drops over there... Lol.