The time I got my fortune told by a random street fortune teller

[Dr. Butane]

I visited the South a while ago and whilst roaming the streets, I saw many street vendors, fortune tellers, street artists, etc. Anyways I decided to get my fortune told by this goth-looking woman. Her stall was shoddy but I felt like her fortune telling was legit compared to the others. Many tarot readers are noobs and high-level card readers are hard to come by.

I paid this woman $30 to read me my fortune. Well she shuffles the deck, makes me shuffle and pick some cards, and tells me my past, present, and future. Some of the things she told me: I was a very "fiery" person and hold much rage inside and that I would lose a lot of money in the following months if I don't make certain decisions.

Turns out it was true and I am now paying off a huge bill for not locking in.

 

[poorenglishcel]

woman

 

[SEX NIGGA]

It never began for fortunecels

 

[Reapercel]

paying a woman to tell you that you have Incel rage is mega cuck vibes

 

[goop]

 

[ImperialArk]

Is this a fucking shitpost?

 

[thisgoodlife]

The better you look, the better your future prospects. She sees chad’s future as full of potential.

 

[Dr. Butane]

paying a woman to tell you that you have Incel rage is mega cuck vibes

But a million times better than being a 2025 graytard

 

[Dr. Butane]

The better you look, the better your future prospects. She sees chad’s future as full of potential.

I was hoping she'd tell me about any future gf but no word came of that

 

[Reapercel]

But a million times better than being a 2025 graytard

lol keep seething cuck