Gaming the state of Gnomecels

[Sheogorath]

even the dwarf is disgusted by this level of SIMPing

like yeah I could sort of get it if you were all "I'm doing it for Runi" but if that were true he'd say her name (he's never met her or seen her) it sounds like he doesn't even know the kid is a cute loli so for all he knows it's the son of Xyrella's chad husband that he would an hero for. Xyrella's husband is canonically dead but there's no actually established proof to convince others of this (we don't even know if she knows that for sure or just assumes)

about the only justification I could see for this is if he had already impregnated Xyrella with a son and wants that son's sister to survive, but we know that's not happening, because if anyone impregnated Xyrella a 2nd time it was Tavish that time they hung out in a mech together

(brutal heightpill, yeah dwarves are short but they're taller than gnomes)

we know it's not Kurtrus (left purple guy) because he's gay for Illidan (won't STFU about him) yet despite that Xyrella prob wants his cock and measures the short men against him

and yeah Cariel and Xyrella are probably eating each other out constantly but we know lesbians secretly want the cock so Tavish gets it in

Scabbs is a middle-aged gnome who's prob going to die eventually considering his occupation as an assassin and you can see from his stats in card form that he basically exists to an hero to take out a foe or else facilitate the playing of more effective minions later:



Xyrella meanwhile is meant to stay alive and attack face (not trade w/enemies) to maximize her lifeleech duration, perfect foid metaphor

so basically he risks death constantly (maybe getting resurrected if lucky) to try and ascend w/ Xyrella who cucks him trying to get pregnant with Tavish since she fears deep down her daughter won't revive plus Draenei foids are nymphos who can get pregnant by members of any species (just ask Gamora's mom)


it's hard to express how cucked this poor gnome is, in the "Fractured in Alterac Valley" cinematic for example you see everyone battling monsters EXCEPT him because he's trapped in a snowman



also notice when they travel she's following the dwarf not the gnome

 

[Sheogorath]

Maybe she finds it cute though!

if she has a "short guys are cute" thing going on, she'll settle for the dwarf

(also notice dwarf has full head of hair and also a longer goatee and mustache, plus ginger hair DNA of aryan not sneaky jew black hair

she wants a protector who doesn't put himself at too much risk, it's great that Scabbs knows how to cook but he's competing against a RangerChad w/ a blunderbuss who can bring home game: can't cook without ingredients

 

[Sheogorath]

Yeah maybe she finds it cute I mean personality wise, how willing he is to help her and her kid! Putting himself in danger getting into mischief like the snowman.
Who am I kidding though.

it might be possible he is LARPing to virtue signal but just wants the loli to wake up so he can fuck her since she's his size

 

[Dregster]

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even the dwarf is disgusted by this level of SIMPing

like yeah I could sort of get it if you were all "I'm doing it for Runi" but if that were true he'd say her name (he's never met her or seen her) it sounds like he doesn't even know the kid is a cute loli so for all he knows it's the son of Xyrella's chad husband that he would an hero for. Xyrella's husband is canonically dead but there's no actually established proof to convince others of this (we don't even know if she knows that for sure or just assumes)

about the only justification I could see for this is if he had already impregnated Xyrella with a son and wants that son's sister to survive, but we know that's not happening, because if anyone impregnated Xyrella a 2nd time it was Tavish that time they hung out in a mech together

View attachment 571737 (brutal heightpill, yeah dwarves are short but they're taller than gnomes)

View attachment 571743we know it's not Kurtrus (left purple guy) because he's gay for Illidan (won't STFU about him) yet despite that Xyrella prob wants his cock and measures the short men against him

and yeah Cariel and Xyrella are probably eating each other out constantly but we know lesbians secretly want the cock so Tavish gets it in

Scabbs is a middle-aged gnome who's prob going to die eventually considering his occupation as an assassin and you can see from his stats in card form that he basically exists to an hero to take out a foe or else facilitate the playing of more effective minions later:

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Xyrella meanwhile is meant to stay alive and attack face (not trade w/enemies) to maximize her lifeleech duration, perfect foid metaphor

so basically he risks death constantly (maybe getting resurrected if lucky) to try and ascend w/ Xyrella who cucks him trying to get pregnant with Tavish since she fears deep down her daughter won't revive plus Draenei foids are nymphos who can get pregnant by members of any species (just ask Gamora's mom)


it's hard to express how cucked this poor gnome is, in the "Fractured in Alterac Valley" cinematic for example you see everyone battling monsters EXCEPT him because he's trapped in a snowman

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also notice when they travel she's following the dwarf not the gnome

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That's a weird looking game ngl

 

[Emba]

GNOME saying?

 

[Sheogorath]

That's a weird looking game ngl

how do you define weird, exactly? it's been around for nine years bro, here's a vid from 2013 showing basic gameplay