Ellsworth
Chad but they let me post here anyway
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When I was a very young man, Starter jackets became extremely popular in the 90s. My dad got me a very nice Chicago White Sox starter jacket. The night I got it I went to one of those pizza places with video games. I felt like a million bucks wearing that jacket. There was a cute girl there (I barely even liked girls at that age) and I thought my starter jacket would impress her. It didn’t. She didn’t say anything to me the whole night. 25 years later I still have ascended. There is no Starter jacket for your face.