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Story The slushie nigga (the story of sonic jizz back)

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back in my public high school days (2017-2019) there was this borderline retarded kid (like I am not saying it to be a dick, he was medically borderline retarded with a bunch of mental problems and physical abnormalities). Anyway when the bell rang and everyone was changing classes or going to lunch/home he would rush through and constantly bump into people acting like he was trying to escape the twin towers.

It was actually pretty annoying and I remember he bumped into me several times and it was enough to push me forward and take my breath away, he would also be on his phone calling someone sounding all scared, I think he feared crowds or maybe he thought that everyone was out to get him.

His parents probably believed in the boomer Hollywood trope about chads bullying people for no reason and drilled it into his head.

When in reality you’re completely invisible and you’ll only get bullied if you try to act NT and try to normie max. Atleast in my experiences I was left alone when I shut my mouth and minded my own business. The only time I got shit was when I trying to fit in amongst the hive.

Might be a Unpopular opinion, but atleast in my experience It was actually other sub fives that would start shit with me, in the eyes of normies let alone chads and Staceys I didn’t even exist to anyone. In middle school This fat sub 0 kid shoved me in a crowed cafeteria and I went flying and nobody even looked in my direction. He also banged my head against a brick wall during lunch and literally nobody cared.

But this guy probably thought that everyone was trying to dunk his head into a toilet or something like it was a 80s movie.

But anyway one day everyone was leaving to go home and I remember theses ghetto kids (aka niggers) where a few feet in front of me. Anyway he began crashing through the crowds of people. he then reached the nig kids and bumped into one of the niggas from his right side

The guy he bumped into was literally the most niggerish nigger in the school. Like straight from the slums of Detroit. He’s probably dead or in prison as of 2026

Anyway the black guy had a blue slushie in his hands that he probably left school to go buy at the gas station across the street. I remember he full yelled something like “THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH ASS NIGGAS PROBLEM!” and then he threw the blue slushie at him from behind

The kid was then covered in blue slushie slop shit and I remember another nigga yelled “AYO HE GOT SONIC JIZZ ON HIS BACK!” I remember he turned around with a complete look of shock on his face when it happened and I remember seeing a big ass piece of blue slushie snow casually sitting on one of his shoulders like a parrot on a pirate.

I also remember the kid dropped his phone on the ground and I could hear someone speaking through it when it was the floor and I remember turning my head and seeing someone stepped on it and I remember seeing the screen turn all colorful and cracked.

I also remember the black kids started laughing and shouting “SONIC JIZZ BACK BITCH!”

The most brutal part is that if he had just chilled out and not been sperging out then that would have never happened. Sperging out gives people a green light to fuck with you. I know this from my jestermaxxing days.

But this was probably the most eventful thing that happened during my high school days oh and the time the whole school went on lockdown for six hours because someone was allegedly trying to sell a gun on campus. Not much else happened.

Am just remembering some high school stories because I am playing cod infinite warfare and I remember playing this game during my high school days. I completely forgot about this story until like yesterday when I was playing zombies in spaceland and I remembered it when I say a fucking slushie in the game.
 
You can't really feel bad for him since he's gay and retarded.
He'll probably grow up to be like chris chan.
 
You can't really feel bad for him since he's gay and retarded.
He'll probably grow up to be like chris chan.
Ehh I never really felt bad.

That guy pushed me forward a bunch of times.

Most people we’re laughing when it happened.
 
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Cant say niggers arent creative when it comes to give people funny names
 

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