The Security Caught Me Stealing a Can of tuna

[uninstall]

they called the cops on me

I did it just for the adrenaline

I am legit going insane I guess

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how it happened

I took 2 tuna cans.

And put one of it in my pocket. Some schmoe civilian was looking at me like I had fucked his mother. This is when I knew it was over - he was a security guard undercover

I left everything except the tuna in my can and went towards the door.

There the security guard got in my way.

They called the cops and took me to the local district for statements.

I will probably get a fine.

 

[Indari]

for tuna? wtf

 

[IronMike]

for fucking cheap fish....at least your not in prison

 

[theultimate341]

Damn nigga all that for tuna lol

 

[Deleted member 3291]

haha dude wtf

 

[Kointo1]

for tuna? wtf

He said it was for adrenaline

 

[kkt6]

practice makes perfect

 

[FeminismsCancer]

It's over for kleptocels.

 

[Classic_Jarvis]

I left everything except the tuna in my can and went towards the door.

Did you eat the tuna out of the can before leaving the store? I guess you shouldn't start consider a career as a petty thief.