Theory The reason (most) asians invented martial arts

[FuckNoNutNovember]

As based martial arts are, I have a theory on why (most) chinks invented martial arts like karate, muay thai, taekwondo, kung fu, etc. Asians invented martial arts because asians can't get big or strong because of their horseshit genetics that also give them a tiny frame so they needed to find a way to fight back against blacks and whites so they invented martial arts which would be easier to take on blacks and whites but as soon as a black or white martial artsmaxxer meets a martial artsmaxxed asian, its game over for the asian.

 

[Solid]

Very true. Their consumption of soy ruined their chances at natural strength development.

 

[Vyn]

Whites invented the best and most useful fighting sports though

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

Very true. Their consumption of soy ruined their chances at natural strength development.

What about curries? Curries hardly eat soy, curries arent supposed to be strong or big as its against the rules.

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

Whites invented the best and most useful fighting sports though

Asians invented martial arts first though 1 untrained white man could destroy 5 chinks at once

 

[Vyn]

karate, muay thai, taekwondo, kung fu, etc.

All mogged by box and wrestling

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

All mogged by box and wrestling

aint no way

Muay thai alone solos

 

[Vyn]

Asians invented martial arts first though 1 untrained white man could destroy 5 chinks at once

No. Whites invented wrestling and box much earlier than taekwondo which is modern and karate from the 17th century

 

[Vyn]

aint no way

Muay thai alone solos

Really? Nah

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

Really? Nah

You think a boxer will able to take a leg kick and one punch and the wrestler is finished and as a former wrestler I say this

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Baki shit

 

[Vyn]

You think a boxer will able to take a leg kick and one punch and the wrestler is finished

mmm

 

[Solid]

What about curries? Curries hardly eat soy, curries arent supposed to be strong or big as its against the rules.

Are you talking about modern or historical Curries? Because it isn't only Curries that can't become big or strong in todays age. The food, oil used to cook the food, water supply, containers, clothing material, level of physical activity have had worse effects on todays generation than Soy did in centuries.

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

mmm

I am sure your nearest muay thaimaxxer who done muay thai for 2 years would fuck up Austin DeSanto

 

[Vyn]

I am sure your nearest muay thaimaxxer who done muay thai for 2 years would fuck up Austin DeSanto

ofc but what about a man who knows both?

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

ofc but what about a man who knows both?

Thats the only way a wrestler would have a chance as strikers still mog

It really is about art vs art rather than fighter vs fighter unless you take it to the extremes by putting an intermediate muay thaimaxxer against Mike Tyson

 

[Vyn]

Thats the only way a wrestler would have a chance as strikers still mog

It really is about art vs art rather than fighter vs fighter unless you take it to the extremes by putting an intermediate muay thaimaxxer against Mike Tyson

I see, then I agree you're right

 

[Emba]

No its from weapon's being banned for normies.

No swords, due to high costs and oppressive laws.

So they needed alt fighting skills.

 

[anandkonda]

What about curries? Curries hardly eat soy, curries arent supposed to be strong or big as its against the rules.

Curries eat rice that cucked us. Though you aren't a curry

 

[happylsd]

As based martial arts are, I have a theory on why (most) chinks invented martial arts like karate, muay thai, taekwondo, kung fu, etc. Asians invented martial arts because asians can't get big or strong because of their horseshit genetics that also give them a tiny frame so they needed to find a way to fight back against blacks and whites so they invented martial arts which would be easier to take on blacks and whites but as soon as a black or white martial artsmaxxer meets a martial artsmaxxed asian, its game over for the asian.

Real

 

[WornOutHopecel]

You think a boxer will able to take a leg kick and one punch and the wrestler is finished and as a former wrestler I say this

Leg kicks are kind of stupid. We used to do them as kids in play fighting when we did not want to hurt each other.

 

[Uggo Mongo]

Leg kicks are kind of stupid. We used to do them as kids in play fighting when we did not want to hurt each other.

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Most Asian martial arts aren't very practically useful in real fights so they clearly didn't succeed at this objective.

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

Most Asian martial arts aren't very practically useful in real fights so they clearly didn't succeed at this objective.

Fair enough, muay thai and kyokushin are the only useful chink martial arts as thais are the strongest chinks

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I thought japs were strong back in the day

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

based comp

sagat TIGER KNEE at 0:40

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

No its from weapon's being banned for normies.

No swords, due to high costs and oppressive laws.

So they needed alt fighting skills.

high IQ

 

[Limitcel]

it doesn't make sense, they are capable of cutting a person in half in 1 second

 

[FuckNoNutNovember]

it doesn't make sense, they are capable of cutting a person in half in 1 second
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Kinda derailing but curries are so asian to the poin they would break their spine trying to lift the sword

Swords are badass tho

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Kinda derailing but curries are so asian to the poin they would break their spine trying to lift the sword

Swords are badass tho

wdym curries can carry 25 ubereats meals in that big green bag, they're muscle moggers

they probably keep wearing that big bag during sex with white women so they can build even more muscle mass from the intense exercise

 

[Shaktiman]

As based martial arts are, I have a theory on why (most) chinks invented martial arts like karate, muay thai, taekwondo, kung fu, etc. Asians invented martial arts because asians can't get big or strong because of their horseshit genetics that also give them a tiny frame so they needed to find a way to fight back against blacks and whites so they invented martial arts which would be easier to take on blacks and whites but as soon as a black or white martial artsmaxxer meets a martial artsmaxxed asian, its game over for the asian.

martial ARTS not martial battle skills or techniques.The name gives away in itself.Manlet Mongols had zero martial knowledge but they conquered vaste swathes of land from europe to asia and had the largest continous land empire in history even to this day just by efficient use of their bow/arrow and horses.Weapons+technology>>>>>Human strength/skills in combat.