My country gives our pretty generous neetbux and autismbux so I decided to get officially diagnosed as a retard. I'm questioning if this was the right decision. I now have five (not exaggerating) social workers running after me, two who I have to interact with multiple times a week, and the remaining three at least once a month or so. They surveil my bank account and force me to do mandatory retard activities all the time. Everytime I don't go to those activities or buy too much stuff (in their view, I never actually emtied my bank account because I know how to budget) my phone gets bombarded with a bunch of calls by them and I get yelled at. They say its for my own good but its obvious the reason is that they want to be seen as good tard wranglers so they can keep their job. Those people are basically as much failed individuals as me. The only difference being that I'm leeching off society by being a retard and they're leeching off society by pretending to help retards. The funniest situation was when one of them, a literal land whale, scolded me for not eating healthily enough. Fuck man, I'm not having the healthiest diet but you're literally doubly my weight. The only thing they ever do is yell at me for not being normie enough or not being a good retard doing his government mandated retard activities. If the government actually wanted to increase my happiness out of genuine compassion instead of just trying to create jobs for people with bullshit degrees, they'd stop sending these people after me and instead just send all the money wasted on that stuff straight to my bank account so I can buy more anime figurines.
