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The proper way to lie about your status as an incel.

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In real life, most incels will lie and claim they have (or at least had) a girlfriend. It's one of the reasons there's this illusion of "plenty of ugly guys with girlfriends". As a general rule you can assume that any sub5 you know that you've never seen with a woman and have never seen hard evidence of the fact they've been with a woman is a truecel no matter what they claim. But most normies aren't this blackpilled.

That said, most normies at least suspect the blackpill is true, so they'll be skeptical about an ugly guy claiming to have had experience with women, even if they'd never admit to thinking this. This is why the blackpill elicits such a strong emotional response, most people subconsciously at least suspect it to be true. That's why they don't get emotional over absurd conspiracy theories like flat earth.

I've known a lot of incels who lied about being with women and I caught some of them because details/names would change, or there were inconsistencies. In some cases, other's pointed out these inconsistencies and casted doubt behind the guy's back. Even if he didn't get caught in a lie, often their claims were met with silent skepticism or skepticism that was vocalized only when the guy wasn't around. Most people aren't confrontational enough to call out a liar if they don't have a dog in the race, especially these days where most people are high inhib as fuck.
First I'll tell you the WRONG way to go about it. Here's a post from someone on here from another thread:
I’ve done that my whole life, I was never honest. I told everyone I had a girlfriend, went into great length to convince everyone too. Photos that couldn’t be found through reverse image searching, fake gmail accounts, fake messages, everything. It did work tbh.


This is the polar opposite of how you should do it for a multitude of reasons. For one, the more details you give, the more you have to remember. Secondly, there's a phenomenon where the more vocal someone is that something is/isn't true, the more it looks like they're lying. There's a name for this phenomenon (or maybe an idiom or some shit) but I can't think of it. "thou protest too much" is the closest thing I can think of, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

Instead, what you should do is casually mention you have an ex a small handful of times. Don't go into detail. In my case I'm old, so I LARP as being divorced. But I've only mentioned it a handful of times and I certainly don't bring it up out of the blue. You have to be organic with it.

A few things to note:

1) Don't claim to have a CURRENT wife/girlfriend. That will raise a lot more suspicion
2) Don't try this if someone at your job has known you for all your life.
3) Don't try this if you've lived in some small town your whole life where everyone else knows each other
4) Don't try this if you're genuinely autistic. If you're NT or just some self-diagnosed meme "autist" (I'm autistic because I like anime! I'm a very speshul boi! :soy:) I'm sure you have the social skills to pull this off. But if you're sincerely autistic just don't bother.
5) Don't say anything explicitly sexual. In fact don't even allude to anything sexual. For starters, this will invoke the aforementioned "thou protest too much" effect. But more importantly a sub5 guy saying anything remotely sexual = gigacreep = complaints to HR. Don't worry, if you claim you had a girlfriend/wife in the past, they'll just assume you must not be a KHHV or whatever, assuming they believe you.

Personally, while I'm low IQ, i'm relatively NT. Obviously I have a few screws loose in the old noggin (Being a sub5 lifelong truecel would fuck with anyone's brain) but I have decent social skills so I come off as normal in public.

Another thing to note is that lying in general is something that should be kept to an absolute minimum. Not because of some morality bullshit, but the more you lie the more likely you are to get caught. Don't lie about stupid shit. But this is just one of those things you need to lie about in life. That said it won't make people like you, especially not women. Many will have their doubts but if you play your cards right you'll at least have some plausible deniability in their mind. You'll still be a creep for existing as a sub5....but you won't be perceived as being AS "creepy" as you would have. Just keep your head down around women as a sub5, but unless you're severely autistic you know that much already.
 
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Bro came back from the dead
 
Most of the times i admitted being incel when normies asked. I think in my case it's pointless to lie, it's written on my face.
 
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Very good post, my wiz irl friend can't pass as NT because he obv autistic and the hatred the coworkers show for him despite not doing anything is out of this world.

Same for me too, they dont even need to guess, they just know im a KHHV rotter
 
Well, luckily I have never had to lie about it.
 
I just dont talk to anyone.
 
That's a good reasoning tbh
 
I read this and think to myself, is it really worth dealing with normniggers at all? Playing all these completely moronic games and for what? So that some dumb husk with monkey brain will like me?
 
I just dont talk to anyone.
revenge of the sith episode 3 GIF by Star Wars
 
I read this and think to myself, is it really worth dealing with normniggers at all? Playing all these completely moronic games and for what? So that some dumb husk with monkey brain will like me?
Pfft, is this even a question? Of course its not worth it.

It'll never be worth it for as long as you're beneath them on the social hierarchy. :feelsPop:
 
I’ve been asked if I had a girlfriend on a few occasions, not in a mean way either. One time a guy asked me if I had a good gf, and I just told him “not at the moment”, as to imply I’ve had them in the past and am just temporarily single. He totally believed it and never questioned it again.

Another time, a female acquaintance I know was talking about relationship stuff, and then said she’s sure I can relate to the feeling of relationship struggles. Then the said, you’ve had girlfriends before right? And I just said yes. She accepted that and moved on.

Go in as LITTLE DETAIL AS POSSIBLE if you want them to believe you. The less you say the better. Don’t make up names, features about them, or use pics you find somewhere. You’ll get caught in a lie. Either of the people I lied to about having past experience would have caught me in a lie if I said too much. In fact, I told so little the first time that it technically wasn’t even a lie, just wasn’t the full truth. People would have a very rough time proving I’m lying about having a gf in the past.

This is why I never say I have a gf now. I always claim to be single currently, but when asked claim to have had a relationship in the past. By saying you’re single now but had a relationship in the past, they won’t ask for pics or names usually.

You might be tempted to lie and say you have a gf currently to seem less like an Incel, but it’s too easy to get caught in a lie. Best to do like I said.
 
I’ve been asked if I had a girlfriend on a few occasions, not in a mean way either. One time a guy asked me if I had a good gf, and I just told him “not at the moment”, as to imply I’ve had them in the past and am just temporarily single. He totally believed it and never questioned it again.

Another time, a female acquaintance I know was talking about relationship stuff, and then said she’s sure I can relate to the feeling of relationship struggles. Then the said, you’ve had girlfriends before right? And I just said yes. She accepted that and moved on.

Go in as LITTLE DETAIL AS POSSIBLE if you want them to believe you. The less you say the better. Don’t make up names, features about them, or use pics you find somewhere. You’ll get caught in a lie. Either of the people I lied to about having past experience would have caught me in a lie if I said too much. In fact, I told so little the first time that it technically wasn’t even a lie, just wasn’t the full truth. People would have a very rough time proving I’m lying about having a gf in the past.

This is why I never say I have a gf now. I always claim to be single currently, but when asked claim to have had a relationship in the past. By saying you’re single now but had a relationship in the past, they won’t ask for pics or names usually.

You might be tempted to lie and say you have a gf currently to seem less like an Incel, but it’s too easy to get caught in a lie. Best to do like I said.
@Clavicus Vile
 
Pfft, is this even a question? Of course its not worth it.

It'll never be worth it for as long as you're beneath them on the social hierarchy. :feelsPop:
It’s not about whether it’s worth it. It’s about having to do it. Whether you like it or not, you’re gonna have to deal with society to have a job and not be homeless eating out of dumpsters.
 
It’s not about whether it’s worth it. It’s about having to do it. Whether you like it or not, you’re gonna have to deal with society to have a job and not be homeless eating out of dumpsters.
I guess it does depend on how much you really have to work with other people. At my job, keeping a cool head and leaving my conversations short does the trick 99% of the time.
 
I guess it does depend on how much you really have to work with other people. At my job, keeping a cool head and leaving my conversations short does the trick 99% of the time.
Lucky. I often times have to talk more. Although sometimes that’s not too bad
 
I couldn't be bothered lying
 
I lied abt 2 gfs while in HS. They didnt say directly i was lying, but i know they suspected it.
 
Pfft, is this even a question? Of course its not worth it.

It'll never be worth it for as long as you're beneath them on the social hierarchy. :feelsPop:
I read this and think to myself, is it really worth dealing with normniggers at all? Playing all these completely moronic games and for what? So that some dumb husk with monkey brain will like me?
No one does this because it's fun :feelstastyman:

At some point, some of us need to make a living, others have ambitions to want more than simply rotting in a dark room and jacking off every night. You have to interact with people IRL to get anything started.
 
I lied abt 2 gfs while in HS. They didnt say directly i was lying, but i know they suspected it.
Too early and surrounded by people who saw you grow up.

It's easier to lie about it as an adult with people you barely met. Just dont try to larp like you're some slayer or something and stick with the more reasonable stories of you "getting cheated on" or "got dumped" etc etc. These usually always get the normtards to back off from probing any further.
 
In real life, most incels will lie and claim they have (or at least had) a girlfriend. It's one of the reasons there's this illusion of "plenty of ugly guys with girlfriends". As a general rule you can assume that any sub5 you know that you've never seen with a woman and have never seen hard evidence of the fact they've been with a woman is a truecel no matter what they claim. But most normies aren't this blackpilled.

That said, most normies at least suspect the blackpill is true, so they'll be skeptical about an ugly guy claiming to have had experience with women, even if they'd never admit to thinking this. This is why the blackpill elicits such a strong emotional response, most people subconsciously at least suspect it to be true. That's why they don't get emotional over absurd conspiracy theories like flat earth.

I've known a lot of incels who lied about being with women and I caught some of them because details/names would change, or there were inconsistencies. In some cases, other's pointed out these inconsistencies and casted doubt behind the guy's back. Even if he didn't get caught in a lie, often their claims were met with silent skepticism or skepticism that was vocalized only when the guy wasn't around. Most people aren't confrontational enough to call out a liar if they don't have a dog in the race, especially these days where most people are high inhib as fuck.
First I'll tell you the WRONG way to go about it. Here's a post from someone on here from another thread:



This is the polar opposite of how you should do it for a multitude of reasons. For one, the more details you give, the more you have to remember. Secondly, there's a phenomenon where the more vocal someone is that something is/isn't true, the more it looks like they're lying. There's a name for this phenomenon (or maybe an idiom or some shit) but I can't think of it. "thou protest too much" is the closest thing I can think of, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

Instead, what you should do is casually mention you have an ex a small handful of times. Don't go into detail. In my case I'm old, so I LARP as being divorced. But I've only mentioned it a handful of times and I certainly don't bring it up out of the blue. You have to be organic with it.

A few things to note:

1) Don't claim to have a CURRENT wife/girlfriend. That will raise a lot more suspicion
2) Don't try this if someone at your job has known you for all your life.
3) Don't try this if you've lived in some small town your whole life where everyone else knows each other
4) Don't try this if you're genuinely autistic. If you're NT or just some self-diagnosed meme "autist" (I'm autistic because I like anime! I'm a very speshul boi! :soy:) I'm sure you have the social skills to pull this off. But if you're sincerely autistic just don't bother.
5) Don't say anything explicitly sexual. In fact don't even allude to anything sexual. For starters, this will invoke the aforementioned "thou protest too much" effect. But more importantly a sub5 guy saying anything remotely sexual = gigacreep = complaints to HR. Don't worry, if you claim you had a girlfriend/wife in the past, they'll just assume you must not be a KHHV or whatever, assuming they believe you.

Personally, while I'm low IQ, i'm relatively NT. Obviously I have a few screws loose in the old noggin (Being a sub5 lifelong truecel would fuck with anyone's brain) but I have decent social skills so I come off as normal in public.

Another thing to note is that lying in general is something that should be kept to an absolute minimum. Not because of some morality bullshit, but the more you lie the more likely you are to get caught. Don't lie about stupid shit. But this is just one of those things you need to lie about in life. That said it won't make people like you, especially not women. Many will have their doubts but if you play your cards right you'll at least have some plausible deniability in their mind. You'll still be a creep for existing as a sub5....but you won't be perceived as being AS "creepy" as you would have. Just keep your head down around women as a sub5, but unless you're severely autistic you know that much already.
have you seen some sailors around here?
 
I said the same thing two years ago and didn't get pinned
 
Thankfully im NEET and dont have to worry about this
 
Too early and surrounded by people who saw you grow up.

It's easier to lie about it as an adult with people you barely met. Just dont try to larp like you're some slayer or something and stick with the more reasonable stories of you "getting cheated on" or "got dumped" etc etc. These usually always get the normtards to back off from probing any further.
im still 15 im still in hs lil bro
JOKEEEEEEEEEE PRANKS PRANK IM 20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
In real life, most incels will lie and claim they have (or at least had) a girlfriend. It's one of the reasons there's this illusion of "plenty of ugly guys with girlfriends". As a general rule you can assume that any sub5 you know that you've never seen with a woman and have never seen hard evidence of the fact they've been with a woman is a truecel no matter what they claim. But most normies aren't this blackpilled.

That said, most normies at least suspect the blackpill is true, so they'll be skeptical about an ugly guy claiming to have had experience with women, even if they'd never admit to thinking this. This is why the blackpill elicits such a strong emotional response, most people subconsciously at least suspect it to be true. That's why they don't get emotional over absurd conspiracy theories like flat earth.

I've known a lot of incels who lied about being with women and I caught some of them because details/names would change, or there were inconsistencies. In some cases, other's pointed out these inconsistencies and casted doubt behind the guy's back. Even if he didn't get caught in a lie, often their claims were met with silent skepticism or skepticism that was vocalized only when the guy wasn't around. Most people aren't confrontational enough to call out a liar if they don't have a dog in the race, especially these days where most people are high inhib as fuck.
First I'll tell you the WRONG way to go about it. Here's a post from someone on here from another thread:



This is the polar opposite of how you should do it for a multitude of reasons. For one, the more details you give, the more you have to remember. Secondly, there's a phenomenon where the more vocal someone is that something is/isn't true, the more it looks like they're lying. There's a name for this phenomenon (or maybe an idiom or some shit) but I can't think of it. "thou protest too much" is the closest thing I can think of, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

Instead, what you should do is casually mention you have an ex a small handful of times. Don't go into detail. In my case I'm old, so I LARP as being divorced. But I've only mentioned it a handful of times and I certainly don't bring it up out of the blue. You have to be organic with it.

A few things to note:

1) Don't claim to have a CURRENT wife/girlfriend. That will raise a lot more suspicion
2) Don't try this if someone at your job has known you for all your life.
3) Don't try this if you've lived in some small town your whole life where everyone else knows each other
4) Don't try this if you're genuinely autistic. If you're NT or just some self-diagnosed meme "autist" (I'm autistic because I like anime! I'm a very speshul boi! :soy:) I'm sure you have the social skills to pull this off. But if you're sincerely autistic just don't bother.
5) Don't say anything explicitly sexual. In fact don't even allude to anything sexual. For starters, this will invoke the aforementioned "thou protest too much" effect. But more importantly a sub5 guy saying anything remotely sexual = gigacreep = complaints to HR. Don't worry, if you claim you had a girlfriend/wife in the past, they'll just assume you must not be a KHHV or whatever, assuming they believe you.

Personally, while I'm low IQ, i'm relatively NT. Obviously I have a few screws loose in the old noggin (Being a sub5 lifelong truecel would fuck with anyone's brain) but I have decent social skills so I come off as normal in public.

Another thing to note is that lying in general is something that should be kept to an absolute minimum. Not because of some morality bullshit, but the more you lie the more likely you are to get caught. Don't lie about stupid shit. But this is just one of those things you need to lie about in life. That said it won't make people like you, especially not women. Many will have their doubts but if you play your cards right you'll at least have some plausible deniability in their mind. You'll still be a creep for existing as a sub5....but you won't be perceived as being AS "creepy" as you would have. Just keep your head down around women as a sub5, but unless you're severely autistic you know that much already.

Lying about having been in a relationship is just embarrassing. Never got why people did that, I kinda get it doing it as a young teen but after that when you enter your 20s? Just embarrassing, just be fine with yourself.
 
In real life, most incels will lie and claim they have (or at least had) a girlfriend. It's one of the reasons there's this illusion of "plenty of ugly guys with girlfriends". As a general rule you can assume that any sub5 you know that you've never seen with a woman and have never seen hard evidence of the fact they've been with a woman is a truecel no matter what they claim. But most normies aren't this blackpilled.

That said, most normies at least suspect the blackpill is true, so they'll be skeptical about an ugly guy claiming to have had experience with women, even if they'd never admit to thinking this. This is why the blackpill elicits such a strong emotional response, most people subconsciously at least suspect it to be true. That's why they don't get emotional over absurd conspiracy theories like flat earth.

I've known a lot of incels who lied about being with women and I caught some of them because details/names would change, or there were inconsistencies. In some cases, other's pointed out these inconsistencies and casted doubt behind the guy's back. Even if he didn't get caught in a lie, often their claims were met with silent skepticism or skepticism that was vocalized only when the guy wasn't around. Most people aren't confrontational enough to call out a liar if they don't have a dog in the race, especially these days where most people are high inhib as fuck.
First I'll tell you the WRONG way to go about it. Here's a post from someone on here from another thread:



This is the polar opposite of how you should do it for a multitude of reasons. For one, the more details you give, the more you have to remember. Secondly, there's a phenomenon where the more vocal someone is that something is/isn't true, the more it looks like they're lying. There's a name for this phenomenon (or maybe an idiom or some shit) but I can't think of it. "thou protest too much" is the closest thing I can think of, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

Instead, what you should do is casually mention you have an ex a small handful of times. Don't go into detail. In my case I'm old, so I LARP as being divorced. But I've only mentioned it a handful of times and I certainly don't bring it up out of the blue. You have to be organic with it.

A few things to note:

1) Don't claim to have a CURRENT wife/girlfriend. That will raise a lot more suspicion
2) Don't try this if someone at your job has known you for all your life.
3) Don't try this if you've lived in some small town your whole life where everyone else knows each other
4) Don't try this if you're genuinely autistic. If you're NT or just some self-diagnosed meme "autist" (I'm autistic because I like anime! I'm a very speshul boi! :soy:) I'm sure you have the social skills to pull this off. But if you're sincerely autistic just don't bother.
5) Don't say anything explicitly sexual. In fact don't even allude to anything sexual. For starters, this will invoke the aforementioned "thou protest too much" effect. But more importantly a sub5 guy saying anything remotely sexual = gigacreep = complaints to HR. Don't worry, if you claim you had a girlfriend/wife in the past, they'll just assume you must not be a KHHV or whatever, assuming they believe you.

Personally, while I'm low IQ, i'm relatively NT. Obviously I have a few screws loose in the old noggin (Being a sub5 lifelong truecel would fuck with anyone's brain) but I have decent social skills so I come off as normal in public.

Another thing to note is that lying in general is something that should be kept to an absolute minimum. Not because of some morality bullshit, but the more you lie the more likely you are to get caught. Don't lie about stupid shit. But this is just one of those things you need to lie about in life. That said it won't make people like you, especially not women. Many will have their doubts but if you play your cards right you'll at least have some plausible deniability in their mind. You'll still be a creep for existing as a sub5....but you won't be perceived as being AS "creepy" as you would have. Just keep your head down around women as a sub5, but unless you're severely autistic you know that much already.

I can directly tell people I'm incel and they think I'm joking.

I'm 5'5.
 
I'm not hiding my inceldom if someone talks about relationship or sexuality related topics to me. However that's rare, it's usually people who didn't have tiktok, tinder, feminism and cuckstagram in their youth. I just don't really use the term "incel" due to media brainwashing turning normie majority aggressively against ugly, short and autistic people.
 
True, but playing these stupid games is not the only way
These topics are going to come up whether you like it or not. How prepared you are will be the difference between having your peers respect you or getting laughed off the site.
 
This is a good guide, tbhngl. I agree wholeheartedly that this is one of those essential things that you absolutely need to lie about in order to function around the normgroids without casting suspicions and potential animosity/hostility. The average person is generally afraid of things that they don't understand or are alien to them. Having been in a relationship is such a normal thing that they automatically assume that something must be severely wrong with you (dangerous character flaw, psychopath, serial killer, kills animals - you name it, they will think it), if you've never been in one.

I strongly recommend to craft a believable story with as little details as possible and stick with it. It's all going to be an act, so make sure you play the part well.
 
Lying is gay, I want people irl to know im an incel and based as fuck
 
Lying is gay, I want people irl to know im an incel and based as fuck

I'm guessing you are a college student or a NEET.

Get a job and tell your coworkers and your boss you're an incel....see what happens.
 
This is true. The easiest way for social suicide is to tell people you're an incel. Say you had sex one fateful night 10 years ago. But keep it brief and short, don't go into specifics because that'll make you have to remember more than necessary.
 
'll never be worth it for as long as you're beneath them on the social hierarchy
This. Unless there is a real chance to win something in the game, there is no point in playing. Fuck them all.
 
In real life, most incels will lie and claim they have (or at least had) a girlfriend. It's one of the reasons there's this illusion of "plenty of ugly guys with girlfriends". As a general rule you can assume that any sub5 you know that you've never seen with a woman and have never seen hard evidence of the fact they've been with a woman is a truecel no matter what they claim. But most normies aren't this blackpilled.

That said, most normies at least suspect the blackpill is true, so they'll be skeptical about an ugly guy claiming to have had experience with women, even if they'd never admit to thinking this. This is why the blackpill elicits such a strong emotional response, most people subconsciously at least suspect it to be true. That's why they don't get emotional over absurd conspiracy theories like flat earth.

I've known a lot of incels who lied about being with women and I caught some of them because details/names would change, or there were inconsistencies. In some cases, other's pointed out these inconsistencies and casted doubt behind the guy's back. Even if he didn't get caught in a lie, often their claims were met with silent skepticism or skepticism that was vocalized only when the guy wasn't around. Most people aren't confrontational enough to call out a liar if they don't have a dog in the race, especially these days where most people are high inhib as fuck.
First I'll tell you the WRONG way to go about it. Here's a post from someone on here from another thread:



This is the polar opposite of how you should do it for a multitude of reasons. For one, the more details you give, the more you have to remember. Secondly, there's a phenomenon where the more vocal someone is that something is/isn't true, the more it looks like they're lying. There's a name for this phenomenon (or maybe an idiom or some shit) but I can't think of it. "thou protest too much" is the closest thing I can think of, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

Instead, what you should do is casually mention you have an ex a small handful of times. Don't go into detail. In my case I'm old, so I LARP as being divorced. But I've only mentioned it a handful of times and I certainly don't bring it up out of the blue. You have to be organic with it.

A few things to note:

1) Don't claim to have a CURRENT wife/girlfriend. That will raise a lot more suspicion
2) Don't try this if someone at your job has known you for all your life.
3) Don't try this if you've lived in some small town your whole life where everyone else knows each other
4) Don't try this if you're genuinely autistic. If you're NT or just some self-diagnosed meme "autist" (I'm autistic because I like anime! I'm a very speshul boi! :soy:) I'm sure you have the social skills to pull this off. But if you're sincerely autistic just don't bother.
5) Don't say anything explicitly sexual. In fact don't even allude to anything sexual. For starters, this will invoke the aforementioned "thou protest too much" effect. But more importantly a sub5 guy saying anything remotely sexual = gigacreep = complaints to HR. Don't worry, if you claim you had a girlfriend/wife in the past, they'll just assume you must not be a KHHV or whatever, assuming they believe you.

Personally, while I'm low IQ, i'm relatively NT. Obviously I have a few screws loose in the old noggin (Being a sub5 lifelong truecel would fuck with anyone's brain) but I have decent social skills so I come off as normal in public.

Another thing to note is that lying in general is something that should be kept to an absolute minimum. Not because of some morality bullshit, but the more you lie the more likely you are to get caught. Don't lie about stupid shit. But this is just one of those things you need to lie about in life. That said it won't make people like you, especially not women. Many will have their doubts but if you play your cards right you'll at least have some plausible deniability in their mind. You'll still be a creep for existing as a sub5....but you won't be perceived as being AS "creepy" as you would have. Just keep your head down around women as a sub5, but unless you're severely autistic you know that much already.
What about if they ask for the name of your “past girlfriend “?
 
that's a gd point, most incels will outright fabricate their sexual conquests to portray appeal, no one wants to admit they're a loser in life. My cousin for instance always brags about fuckin hot women and fingering them in clubs, I haven't once seen this cunt with a girl and he's definitely a sub5 just like me. I'd be more attractive than him if my big nose and manlet height didn't undermine my nice eyes. It's like he wants to 1up me because he knows I'm a serial recluse with no life and he's always out getting pissed in clubs, yet most of the time he's drinking alone or with his deadbeat father.
 
This is a good guide, tbhngl. I agree wholeheartedly that this is one of those essential things that you absolutely need to lie about in order to function around the normgroids without casting suspicions and potential animosity/hostility. The average person is generally afraid of things that they don't understand or are alien to them. Having been in a relationship is such a normal thing that they automatically assume that something must be severely wrong with you (dangerous character flaw, psychopath, serial killer, kills animals - you name it, they will think it), if you've never been in one.

I strongly recommend to craft a believable story with as little details as possible and stick with it. It's all going to be an act, so make sure you play the part well.
it is the same circumstancial misfortune just like passing a faggot job interview. you gotta Lie. and Dont git caught in your own words.
 
When I want to sound NT, I usually say this when im around others:

´Nah man.... Just broke up..... Im trying to find my identity and work on myself, before I settle down.
Im currently on Dating apps, Have quiet a lot of matches and currently testing the water with multiple women, looking to see which
one fits my vibe´.

Little do they know that im a mid20´s KHHV
 
When I want to sound NT, I usually say this when im around others:

´Nah man.... Just broke up..... Im trying to find my identity and work on myself, before I settle down.
Im currently on Dating apps, Have quiet a lot of matches and currently testing the water with multiple women, looking to see which
one fits my vibe´.

Little do they know that im a mid20´s KHHV
you should never have to explain yourself about anything. first error.

If they dont like it, tell them to shove it up their ass. Be always on your side.
 
you should never have to explain yourself about anything. first error.

If they dont like it, tell them to shove it up their ass. Be always on your side.
True actually. I should stand up for myself more and say ´you dont like me? then fck off´.
I always try to avoid normscum as much as possible anyways, in hopes of them not asking these personal questions.
 
True actually. I should stand up for myself more and say ´you dont like me? then fck off´.
I always try to avoid normscum as much as possible anyways, in hopes of them not asking these personal questions.
Thats it man.
 
it is the same circumstancial misfortune just like passing a faggot job interview. you gotta Lie. and Dont git caught in your own words.
I fucking hate how you HAVE TO LIE in your job hunting. HR is like 95% women and they love to hear catchy buzzwords and corporate phrases.

THEY LITERALLY THINK GETTING INTERVIEWED IS A SKILL. WHAT SKILL, MOTHERFUCKER? I'M ANSWERING QUESTIONS. WHERE'S THE SKILL?

Of course, what they're talking about is the social skills - or what they call "soft" skills (MORE CORPORATE LANGUAGE BULLSHIT).
 
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I fucking hate how you HAVE TO LIE in your job hunting. HR is like 95% women and they love to hear catchy buzzwords and corporate phrases.

THEY LITERALLY THINK GETTING INTERVIEWED IS A SKILL. WHAT SKILL, MOTHERFUCKER? I'M ANSWERING QUESTIONS. WHERE'S THE SKILL?

Of course, what's they're talking about is the social skills - or what they call "soft" skills (MORE CORPORATE LANGUAGE BULLSHIT).
meanwhile some nigga who won the lottery just has to say "im available bitch"
 

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