What is the price of an inch?
The price of an inch is an order of magnitude. It is a simple fact that the optimal height to be is 6'4". This is rapidly becoming one of the many minimum requirements necessary to even begin playing the dating game.
Every inch you deviate from this ideal height, in either direction, must be accounted for by an extra decimal point in your bank account, +2. For example, if you are 6'3", you need 3 decimal places in your bank, or at least $100. If you're 6'1", you need $10,000 to get with an average roastie. If you're a 5'7" subhuman like me or Jeff Bezos, you need 9 decimal places, or at least $100m, to lock down an average roastie in an LTR (at least for a little while, until she divorce rapes you).
The Dickpill
Required inches in height can be offset by inches in penis length/diameter so long as your penis is AT LEAST 7 inches. If you're 6'1", normally you need 5 decimal places in your bank to get an average roastie. If you have a 9 inch dick, that gets knocked down to 3 decimal places, so you only need $1000. If you're 5'7", you either need $100m or a 15" penis to get an average roastie for a temporary LTR until a richer, taller man comes along. Alternatively, for 5'7" subhumans like me and Jeff Bezos, you could have perhaps $100,000 in the bank but have a 12" penis to make up for it.
It is over for heightcels. Just fucking give up. Literally just stop even trying and accept your fate. You fail to meet the minimum requirement to begin playing. Brutal heightpill and dickpill content above. A man's entire value can be summed up by his height and penis length in inches, and his bank account in decimal places.
The price of an inch is an order of magnitude. It is a simple fact that the optimal height to be is 6'4". This is rapidly becoming one of the many minimum requirements necessary to even begin playing the dating game.
Every inch you deviate from this ideal height, in either direction, must be accounted for by an extra decimal point in your bank account, +2. For example, if you are 6'3", you need 3 decimal places in your bank, or at least $100. If you're 6'1", you need $10,000 to get with an average roastie. If you're a 5'7" subhuman like me or Jeff Bezos, you need 9 decimal places, or at least $100m, to lock down an average roastie in an LTR (at least for a little while, until she divorce rapes you).
The Dickpill
Required inches in height can be offset by inches in penis length/diameter so long as your penis is AT LEAST 7 inches. If you're 6'1", normally you need 5 decimal places in your bank to get an average roastie. If you have a 9 inch dick, that gets knocked down to 3 decimal places, so you only need $1000. If you're 5'7", you either need $100m or a 15" penis to get an average roastie for a temporary LTR until a richer, taller man comes along. Alternatively, for 5'7" subhumans like me and Jeff Bezos, you could have perhaps $100,000 in the bank but have a 12" penis to make up for it.
It is over for heightcels. Just fucking give up. Literally just stop even trying and accept your fate. You fail to meet the minimum requirement to begin playing. Brutal heightpill and dickpill content above. A man's entire value can be summed up by his height and penis length in inches, and his bank account in decimal places.
