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Blackpill The power of the PHALLUS: Ever wonder why microphones are shaped like a PHALLUS

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Think about it logically. Reporters walk around shoving a fucking microphone into your face asking questions. Most people, even after being advised by legal council, friends, family etc, will say something, even a "no comment". This is after they were told to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Why do they speak? It is because of the DICK shaped microphone. The phallus shape has so much power that it can even make MEN speak. It is human instinct to open your mouth when a phallus is presented. How do you think women get orally raped? How can a rapist force a woman's mouth open? Only she can do it voluntarily. Think about it logically. When presented with the phallus, you MUST pray for Yahweh to give you strength over sodomy and sexual immorality.


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Yo bro like wtf?
 
I dont know what to say.
 
Think about it logically. Reporters walk around shoving a fucking microphone into your face asking questions. Most people, even after being advised by legal council, friends, family etc, will say something, even a "no comment". This is after they were told to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Why do they speak? It is because of the DICK shaped microphone. The phallus shape has so much power that it can even make MEN speak. It is human instinct to open your mouth when a phallus is presented. How do you think women get orally raped? How can a rapist force a woman's mouth open? Only she can do it voluntarily. Think about it logically. When presented with the phallus, you MUST pray for Yahweh to give you strength over sodomy and sexual immorality.


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:no::feelstastyman:?

Reminder that sound waves bounce from surfaces
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and coils need to fit a handle
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:no::feelstastyman:?

Reminder that sound waves bounce from surfaces
dynamic-microphone_2.jpg
and coils need to fit a handle
MicCablesFigure3.jpg
Your patriarchal institution of engineering, math, and electronics will not be tolerated in this safe space! For now on, everyone will be required to use a VAGINA-SHAPED MICROPHONE! Now you filthy men will be forced to put a stinky pussy in your mouth instead, instead of your patriarchal cocks into ours! GRRRRR, WOMYN POWER!
 
Your patriarchal institution of engineering, math, and electronics will not be tolerated in this safe space! For now on, everyone will be required to use a VAGINA-SHAPED MICROPHONE! Now you filthy men will be forced to put a stinky pussy in your mouth instead, instead of your patriarchal cocks into ours! GRRRRR, WOMYN POWER!
placing a vagina-shaped microphone into your face will make you instinctively jump back with your mouth closed tightly
 
figured more of our recruits should realize the powerful weapon that sits between their legs
 
Bro what drugs are are you on?
 
Funniest post ever couldn't help LMAO, OP must be a fag.
 
Your patriarchal institution of engineering, math, and electronics will not be tolerated in this safe space! For now on, everyone will be required to use a VAGINA-SHAPED MICROPHONE! Now you filthy men will be forced to put a stinky pussy in your mouth instead, instead of your patriarchal cocks into ours! GRRRRR, WOMYN POWER!
You go girl! I hate these bigoted cis white male scum.
 
Bump for newcel faggots
 
Didnt know Mac was on here
 
absolutely fucking brutal microphone pill
 
What the fuck? why is this thread pinned?
 
There's no coming back from this.
 

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