Experiment The Postmaxxing Wager

[Misogynist Vegeta]

You stumble upon a magical entity and it offers you a deal, make 1 trillion posts on this forum and you will be sent back in time to relive your life with chad genetics. He also grants you no cooldown on these forums and gives immortality so that you can post for as long as the site is online. You are allowed to purchase the site from @Master (if he's willing to sell it to you) to keep it alive. However if the site goes offline and the files behind it are lost you cannot create a new site and will trapped as an immortal incel for the rest of time.

Do you take the magical entities offer?

 

[Grodd]

I'd die before making 1 trillion posts

 

[Animecel2D]

Hell yeah sign me up

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

I'd die before making 1 trillion posts

The magical entity would make you immortal so you couldn't die even if you wanted to.

 

[rapetorturekill]

I accept the offer.

 

[DarkStar]

100%

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

I'd die before making 1 trillion posts

 

[FBI]

If I were to type by hand, and let us assume it takes five seconds to write and submit a post, that comes out to 12 posts per minute, or 720 posts per hour. Multiply that by 24 hours in a day, and you get 17,280 posts per day. To reach one trillion at that rate would take about 57,870,370 days, or around 158,550 years. Needless to say, posting by hand is not viable. Would using automation count as cheating?

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

If I were to type by hand, and let us assume it takes five seconds to write and submit a post, that comes out to 12 posts per minute, or 720 posts per hour. Multiply that by 24 hours in a day, and you get 17,280 posts per day. To reach one trillion at that rate would take about 57,870,370 days, or around 158,550 years. Needless to say, posting by hand is not viable. Would using automation count as cheating?

Yes