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The playbook of people who come here to troll. (A must read post, because some of you really need to learn)

Interestingly I had been suspicious of both users simply due to their avatars. They have a trolly vibe to them, if that makes sense. They never seemed like they were posting in good faith.
Sub5ricemale now makes furry art on Reddit:
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Bonus points if you have a self-deprecating "hello fellow truecels" username
My username is corny because I was freaking out when I made my account and couldn’t think of anything else and I just wanted to vent and now idk how to change my name to something more reasonable :feelsbadman:
 
And of course he also had to accuse others of being fakecel
Whenever I see someone calling someone a fakecel I immediately assume they are projecting at this point like 80% of the time it’s projection
 
Lol even trolls are not even trying anymore. Before we had Rhaast and napoleon de geso, those guys at the very least made the more guilible users fall for their tricks. I can't even fathom how these low effort trolls pass by the radar.
 
Lol even trolls are not even trying anymore. Before we had Rhaast and napoleon de geso, those guys at the very least made the more guilible users fall for their tricks. I can't even fathom how these low effort trolls pass by the radar.
I made ashort film on it
 
You should ban all the “ethnics” advocating for the genocide of their race and all the org posers that worship ER like a god
 
Once you’ve been around here for a while, detecting the things you mentioned becomes natural. Overly edgy users are usually on my radar
 
@Saysitsover is my favorite troll
 
I am a 4'10 sub2cel
 
My username is corny because I was freaking out when I made my account and couldn’t think of anything else and I just wanted to vent and now idk how to change my name to something more reasonable :feelsbadman:
Dm a mod
 
1) Claim to be sub3 and an extremely low height, often below 5'4. Bonus points if you have a self-deprecating "hello fellow truecels" username like @sub5ricemale.
2) Use your frauded stats to claim a superior level of trueceldom, attack others as "fakecel".
3) Attack other users unprovoked then say it was a misunderstanding and you didn't mean to attack them if you are called out or warned for it.
4) Make threads about divisive, controversial topics. Race or the "face vs height" debate are reliable classics you can always fall back on.
5) Start breaking the rules by making bluepilled or cherrypicking threads, or if you're feeling froggy, start bragging.
6) Your aforementioned frauded truecel credentials will make the userbase give you the benefit of the doubt and will come to your defense if you are attacked.
7) Make up increasingly implausible stories that will garner reactions.
8) If you are caught in a lie, backpedal and try to portray the situation as an innocent misunderstanding. It just "came out the wrong way" because you're "autistic".
9) If you are banned, naive users will say "FREE HIM" despite your blatantly trollish history.

To give a recent example of a troll who followed the meta @Lilwonkycliffy53 (although as mentioned earlier, @sub5ricemale is also a great example).

When @Lilwonkycliffy53 first joined the forum he claimed on his registration that he was 5'7 (see: "explain your situation" at the bottom):

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Apparently, he forgot he put down 5'7 here because when he first started posting he claimed he was 5'3½.

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But he got greedy, so he kept slowly lowering that number:

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Once he felt he established credibility, he began to attack other users unprovoked. Just one example:

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And of course he also had to accuse others of being fakecel:

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He knew that calling others "fakecels" would get others to join in on the attack. Nobody wants to defend someone who's being called a "fakecel" so it's an automatic "win". And nobody will call you out otherwise not only do they look like they're defending a "fakecel", but they will also look like a bully for calling out the 5'7 5'3½ 5'3 5'2 5'1 very real, legitimate, giga-truecel.

But then he started feeling himself a bit too much. He started making up stories that got increasingly implausible. With his final story being that his oneitis, a rich, taller decent looking woman "groomed" him, a "5'1" "subhuman" with a "micropenis".

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Now this story is about as believable as the sub4 JPmorgan employee who make a false accusation about a decent looking woman aggressively sexually harassing him which was obviously inspired by his femdom porn-induced fantasies (somehow some autistic gullible people here believed that story too). He knew this story would get people riled up, and get him called a fakecel, but since it's a work of fiction where he's the "victim" of an adult woman, he thought he would get away with it. After all, what kind of monster would ban someone for being a "grooming victim". But I was on to him the whole time so this was just the nail in the coffin. In hindsight, I should have banned him the moment I was pretty certain he was a troll (which was very early on) but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. But of course, despite all of this...when he was finally permabanned he still had people saying "FREE HIM" on his profile page:

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Now look @Chud Norris72 I don't mean to pick on you. I'm sure you meant well. But I have to show you as an example of what I'm talking about. There are a lot of naive autistic incels here who will take everything someone claims at face value. You are easily manipulated, especially when it comes to "fellow truecels" who claim to have such strong (or weak depending on how you look at it) credentials.

And in his ban appeal, he tries to backpedal and explain everything away.

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But unfortunately for him, I wasn't born yesterday.

Now why am I making this thread? You could argue I'm "feeding the troll" by talking about this one user so extensively and posting screencaps of his deleted posts. But this isn't about him specifically, he's just being used as an example, one of many who follow this playbook. By posting this, I hope to make more people aware of these tactics and know how to spot them. I also hope it will make some of you stop being so naive, because trolls like this will exploit this naivety to the fullest extent possible.

Personally, I've seen this play out so much I a spot it from a mile away. But I'm not always here, and I don't see every thread. So if you spot someone you think is following this playbook, report them. You can message me directly and I can look into it.
They must be getting paid for it, why would they spend time here trolling
 
They must be getting paid for it, why would they spend time here trolling
Because it’s entertaining and like half of the forum is retarded and will eat it all up.
 
I've noticed an insurgence of people with such behaviors and it has even become tiresome to come here, sometimes to the point I just stay away from this forum for a while and just LDAR. Really it's a shame but I agree that many users here believe everyone who has 3000+ posts (bonus points if joined in 2026) to be a god among men yet will doubt and make fun of truecels just because one of these trolls decided to do it first. Even ones with a clear agenda like feminizing men (mostly with façade of being feminine/delicate themselves or having fetishes such as femdom and "dommy mommy") are getting a pass and being able to create discord and confusion and for these types I pity the anime subforum because that's where they tend to stay most of the time.
 
They must be getting paid for it, why would they spend time here trolling
There's this fallacy where someone will observe someone behaving in an extremely irrational manner, and attribute their behavior to some hidden logical motivator. You wouldn't waste this much time and effort doing something like this unless someone was paying you, so you assume everyone must be this pragmatic.

It's understandable. There are some cases where something like this is going on. And the vast majority of people will behave logically, at least the majority of the time. But there are turboautists and schizos with no job, no life, and an internet connection...and trolls like this are the result.

I've been posting on the internet longer than the average member of this forum has been alive, and I've encountered some VERY bizarre trolls over the years. Back when I used 4chan there were posters who'd spam the same thread over and over and then samefag and have whole ass conversations with themselves within that thread. Back on forums I used to use there were several instances where someone spent years of their life using multiple accounts, pretending to be a different person on each. They not only took the time to craft a unique backstory and personality for each "character" but they even used a unique writing style for each account. They only got found out because either they slipped up and posted on the wrong account, they admitted it to someone who later outed them, or a mod finally checked the IP address. I have no doubt there are people here who'd do this if there weren't so many safeguards making this far more difficult.

But we've still had our share of extremely neurotically dedicated trolls. Take the BBC spammer for example. He made literal hundreds of accounts to spam posts about BBC theory. Serge (the old head admin) actually had to ban multiple entire ip ranges to keep him off the forum. This is also why we don't allow VPN signups. Some people complain about us not allowing VPN signups, or complain that moderation is too strict...but if we weren't so strict there would be turboautists who would gleefully spend 14 hours a day, everyday, flooding the forum year after year. The forum would be unusable.

Ultimately some people just have a unique blend of mental illnesses that motivate them to spend an extraordinary amount of time and effort into trolling/spamming in a way that seems to yield no real payoff to anyone with a remotely normal functioning brain. Some have an insatiable appetite for attention. Some have a strident agenda and seem to be under the delusion that if they spam enough, it will have some sort of real world impact. And I'm sure some have motivations that are incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't have their unique blend of mental illnesses.

I'll admit I used to troll on the internet back when I was a teenager. But I never put in even 0.1% of the time and effort that some of these trolls do. Also I left trolling behind with my teenage years, yet you have grown ass men spending all day doing this shit.
 
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There's this fallacy where someone will observe someone behaving in an extremely irrational manner, and attribute their behavior to some hidden logical motivator. You wouldn't waste this much time and effort doing something like this unless someone was paying you, so you assume everyone must be this pragmatic.

It's understandable. There are some cases where something like this is going on. And the vast majority of people will behave logically, at least the majority of the time. But there are turboautists and schizos with no job, no life, and an internet connection...and trolls like this are the result.

I've been posting on the internet longer than the average member of this forum has been alive, and I've encountered some VERY bizarre trolls over the years. Back when I used 4chan there were posters who'd spam the same thread over and over and then samefag and have whole ass conversations with themselves within that thread. Back on forums I used to use there were several instances where someone spent years of their life using multiple accounts, pretending to be a different person on each. They not only took the time to craft a unique backstory and personality for each "character" but they even used a unique writing style for each account. They only got found out because either they slipped up and posted on the wrong account, they admitted it to someone who later outed them, or a mod finally checked the IP address. I have no doubt there are people here who'd do this if there weren't so many safeguards making this far more difficult.

But we've still had our share of extremely neurotically dedicated trolls. Take the BBC spammer for example. He made literal hundreds of accounts to spam posts about BBC theory. Serge (the old head admin) actually had to ban multiple entire ip ranges to keep him off the forum. This is also why we don't allow VPN signups. Some people complain about us not allowing VPN signups, or complain that moderation is too strict...but if we weren't so strict there would be turboautists who would gleefully spend 14 hours a day, everyday, flooding the forum year after year. The forum would be unusable.

Ultimately some people just have a unique blend of mental illnesses that motivate them to spend an extraordinary amount of time and effort into trolling/spamming in a way that seems to yield no real payoff to anyone with a remotely normal functioning brain. Some have an insatiable appetite for attention. Some have a strident agenda and seem to be under the delusion that if they spam enough, it will have some sort of real world impact. And I'm sure some have motivations that are incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't have their unique blend of mental illnesses.

I'll admit I used to troll on the internet back when I was a teenager. But I never put in even 0.1% of the time and effort that some of these trolls do. Also I left trolling behind with my teenage years, yet you have grown ass men spending all day doing this shit.
A long read but true one
 
Yes those who cry the loudest about their inceldom and feel the need to put others down usually turn out to be the fakest amongst us. seen it dozens of times. and like you said naive users who fall for these larpers being NT and therefore cool will cry when they get banned

post count means nothing. seen users with 10k+ post straight garbage and basically contribute nothing meanwhile a lurker with 500 post is great contributions. it's why post count should be ignored. i'm never harsh on graycels for this reason but so like to hash the joke of GrAYcels when the usual suspects come here just to brag

on the topic of bragging, the only saving grace is these larpers and trolls cannot help themselves but brag and out themselves. either for their experiences with women, their looks, or their straight up lack of being a virgin.
 
Love your work man. No homo. :feelsokman:
We are lucky to have you here.

I've been posting on the internet longer than the average member of this forum has been alive, and I've encountered some VERY bizarre trolls over the years.

Trolls operate in an a world where effort, reward, and what matters in genral are just... different.

Every car-oriented forum has at least that one guy who isn't happy unless he's mentioned that his V8 could beat [whatever we are trying to talk about] in a race, in absolutely any thread where the topic isn't [his V8.] Because he lives to satiate an unmet need he has, for everyone to paid the appropriate homage to him and his stock V8 that he put an aftermarket air filter on for gains that have never been verified, but are "huge", just ask him.

He is usually enabled by a couple of supportive bum boys who have the same car and they find his tone-deaf masturbation edifying.

And WOE betide anybody who tells him that's nice, but we're trying to have a conversation about [something else] here, because that just triggers a massive toddler-EQ meltdown and thread derailment where, he expects to get his dick sucked by the everyone, or else he'll just keep ranting and swearing and making weird death threats until a grown-up bans him for 24 hours.

Once you've seen shit like that, the people who start shit like HE'S a fakecel, and HE'S a fakecel, KYS fakecel, EVERYONE HERE IS A FAKECEL EXCEPT MEEE! are a bit of a bad joke.

The ones I've had to really broaden my mind to try to understand, are the bored teenagers trolling here or posting on IT because it adds to their self-image as the internet's next love and sex guru, or the free world's last line of defense against the incel menace. After years on r/braincels I now recognize the type, but I still don't really understand WHY someone decides to make that their favourite pass time.
 
Dnr and i agree
 
All goes back to the normie nature. In the end we're all no matter how much outcasted, still operating on a somewhat social standing all normies use.


More posts=better. Older join date=better.


Everyone loves the aesthetic of being a truecel, just like everyone loves the aesthetic of being an Incel, but no one actually wants to be a one.
200 iq
 
Sadly becuse of retarded trolls like that most people dont like grays :cryfeels:
 

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