LifeFuel The Pistol I Would Buy For Self-Defense If My State Allowed It (The Samurai Edge)

[Zesto]

I was thinking of getting a Daewoo Precision Industries K5 as I don't want a western gun, but those are really expensive and hard to find.

So instead I thought I would get my favorite video game pistol the STARS "Samurai Edge" from Resident Evil. (@Adoring Fan knows about this one)

It's pretty much your run of the mill standard and easy to find Beretta 92F with some custom pistol grips you can buy online with the STARS logo in the color of your choice.

I would get Jill Valentine's blue one.

I would've got Leon's (my second husband0 after Guts) but he uses too many pistols and none are as cool as the Samurai Edge.

It would be used to protect my waifu incase some ningens break in.

Also we would each have our own so we can go on shooting range dates. You can read about it here: https://incels.is/threads/fantasy-where-i-would-take-an-azn-waifu-on-a-date.63335/

@Indari if you still need a gun I highly recommend a Beretta 92F with custom STARS Samurai Edge grips from the character of your choice in Resident Evil.

Then we could cosplay. I would be Chris Redfield and she'd be Jill Valentine.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I would get the Thompson contender and origin bullets

 

[Zesto]

I would get the Thompson contender and origin bullets

> Singleshot

Better not miss.

 

[Indari]

cool i'll go get this right away from my local underage gun store

 

[Zaetheus]

I rather get a katana

 

[TheGoodGuy]

If you like Beretta the Beretta 84F looks amazing. I would chose a Glock 19 if I lived in America.

 

[Zesto]

cool i'll go get this right away from my local underage gun store

Patience.

I rather get a katana View attachment 45230

Already got one but that's another story.

ATTENTION RESIDENTEVILCELS

PREORDER RESIDENT EVIL 2 REMAKE TO RECEIVE CHRIS AND JILL'S UNIQUE SAMURAI EDGE PISTOLS FOR USE BY LEON AND CLAIRE

 

[Indari]

i already got a tv the same size as my last one. paid 264 today for it

 

[Deleted member 12256]

You can get critical hits irl too....what a great gun but nothing in comparison to Red9 !!!

 

[Zesto]

i already got a tv the same size as my last one. paid 264 today for it

Based.

It better be at least a higher resolution or better type of screen though.

If you like Beretta the Beretta 84F looks amazing. I would chose a Glock 19 if I lived in America.

Yeah that looks cool. I've never really been a gun person but Berettas look really nice.

I only like pistols though.

I consider Glock to be a gun for ningens (that hold their's sideways) and murderous pig cops.

Beretta is just so sleek though.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

And if you like handguns you need this : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nambu_pistol
Berreta 92F is not bad but it got bad recoil, try to avoid handguns with high recoil unless you planning to have a stock on it's back.

 

[Zesto]

And if you like handguns you need this : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nambu_pistol

I wish, those are hard to find and expensive. Was really fun in Battlefield Japan though.

Hibana from Rainbow Six uses this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIG_Sauer_P226

Lol ER used a Sig Sauer.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

I consider Glock to be a gun for ningens (that hold their's sideways) and murderous pig cops.

No that are the hood rats who do that, Glocks are the AK´s of pistols they will fire no matter what and are easy to disassemble and assemble. I have a Glock 17 myself (legally) and it is an amazing gun I wish my country permitted Glock 19´s though since it´s my favorite handgun but it´s too short according to law (there is a 21cm length requirement in Denmark)

 

[Deleted member 3291]

> Singleshot

Better not miss.

Kiritsugu emiya

 

[Deleted member 12256]

I wish, those are hard to find and expensive. Was really fun in Battlefield Japan though.

Hibana from Rainbow Six uses this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIG_Sauer_P226

Lol ER used a Sig Sauer.

German Handgun hmmmm not bad...I would recommend this for ER : https://en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Makarov_pistol !!! Russian handgun. It has decent recoil. And can use regular 9mm rounds.

 

[Zesto]

German Handgun hmmmm not bad...I would recommend this for ER : https://en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Makarov_pistol !!! Russian handgun. It has decent recoil. And can use regular 9mm rounds.

Not for me. No waifus in hell.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Not for me. No waifus in hell.

If you go to Japan and made it into Yakuza , tell me bro i want to be a hencman !!! And i need a back tatoo...

 

[Zesto]

No that are the hood rats who do that, Glocks are the AK´s of pistols they will fire no matter what and are easy to disassemble and assemble. I have a Glock 17 myself (legally) and it is an amazing gun I wish my country permitted Glock 19´s though since it´s my favorite handgun but it´s too short according to law (there is a 21cm length requirement in Denmark)

The Glock is so ugly it looks like something a ningen would use.

It has no aesthetic, so flat on top and chunky/square.

Baretta's look like art.

If you go to Japan and made it into Yakuza , tell me bro i want to be a hencman !!! And i need a back tatoo...

I like having all my fingers and not having my back covered in flower tattoos.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

The Glock is so ugly it looks like something a ningen would use.

It has no aesthetic, so flat on top and chunky/square.

Baretta's look like art.



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I like having all my fingers and not having my back covered in flower tattoos.

Temeeeeee

 

[TheGoodGuy]

The Glock is so ugly

Yeah some people think that but I really like the aesthetic of it.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

How about something with more stomping power ?

Smith & Wesson Model 500

 

[Void]

At least it's not a .22lr, god those things can't do jack shit.

9mm are much more affordable, I'd love to get a .45 ACP but shit's hella expensive.

I'm thinking about getting the FN 509, it's in the competition to be the next US military issued gun and is only around 500 bucks.

Also it doesn't look like a glock.

 

[Zesto]

How about something with more stomping power ?

Smith & Wesson Model 500

Too big, don't want to cowboymaxx.

At least it's not a .22lr, god those things can't do jack shit.

9mm are much more affordable, I'd love to get a .45 ACP but shit's hella expensive.

I'm thinking about getting the FN 509, it's in the competition to be the next US military issued gun and is only around 500 bucks.

Also it doesn't look like a glock.

It legit looks like a glock lol

Why would I want some Cuck S. A. standard issue lowest bidder garbo?

9mms are based though. Perfect balance.

Lol the M1911 .45 is a classic though.

 

[Zesto]

LeOoOoOOOon! HeEElLpP!

 

[Void]

Lol the M1911 .45 is a classic though.

Great choice for bald and norwoodcels as well. Just hitmanmaxx

 

[Zesto]

LeOoOoOOOon! HeEElLpP!

Elab on what your sig references pl0x, Based KSGcel.

 

[Zesto]

No gf? Just remember to B.E. yourself! The one step fool-proof process to finding a gf. The B stands for B.E. and the E. Stands for entirely so the whole sentence expands to B.E. Entirely yourself, which expands to B.E. Entirely Entirely yourself and so on ad infinitum.
Finding a gf is simple and easy as long as you remember the B.E. yourself method. Just B.E. yourself!

Lol I got that part, I mean why is the wojack dressed like a roman and who is the pepe supposed to be.

 

[Zesto]

I didn't make it but I assume pepe is the caterpillar from Alice in wonderland and wojak is Alice.