Blackpill the Peach Pill is brutal for Mario Bros

[Sheogorath]

when I first watched the 1986 anime (released a couple years before SMB3) the badassery of Mario amazed me

he overcame his height and seemed to be winning, going to marry the girl and everything

but I had forgotten until digging today how brutal the end was

FFS don't think any anime ever had an end as brutal as this one and I've seen Shiki

 

[Mountainbikecel]

Highest quality post I read in a long time, made me legit laugh for a minute bc so stereotypical. Dog converts to a tallfag, but only after Mario is done risking his ass for her. Japan being blackpilled from the start

 

[Deleted member 33902]

Brutal.

The whole plot of the Mario games are kinda brutal in a way.
No matter how many times Mario saves Peach, she always ends up with Bowser or someone else.

 

[crew2]

Now Mario has to sit in the corner stroking his mushroom while the prince goes up Peach's pipe.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Holy shit I totally forgot about that. I watched this when I was a kid too.

The original blackpill.
Japan was WAY ahead of it’s time

 

[Deleted member 1983]

this is why sonic is better than mario, peach is a cheating hoe who doesnt care about mario.

meanwhile amy is a loyal girl who only simps for sonic.

 

[Deleted member 33560]

Im glad peach got dicked down and raped by bowser’s reptilian dick

 

[Rick prime]

this is why sonic is better than mario, peach is a cheating hoe who doesnt care about mario.

meanwhile amy is a loyal girl who only simps for sonic.

Let's hope ONLY SONIC. Then again sonic is Chad.

 

[Blackpill Rage]

Let's hope ONLY SONIC. Then again sonic is Chad.

Sonic the Chadhog.

 

[Deleted member 34772]

Brutal dogpill tbh