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Yo, considering my actual dating app profile written honestly attracted no female attention, as expected, I tried writing one that's the total opposite of me.
Try doing the same (just for this thread, not dating apps), if not for introspection, at least for teh lulz.
Here's mine:
Completely sane, no mental issues, no medication, no risk of it worsening as I age.
Roid monkey. I train at the gym obsessively to compensate for my lack of masculine spirit and/or small genitals. I care about my looks down to the slightest detail, that's why I went on accutane and other hormonal treatment for my severe acne. Did I mention I'm an ace at breathing and never get clogged sinuses?
I will beat and cheat on you but that's ok, my BMW and sick tattoos will compensate for that. When other women see you with me in public, stepping out of a white Series 7 with a neanderthal covered in tribal tattoos, all the misery of our private life at home will fade as the envy of other women feed your ego.
Animals have no place in my house, except if they're a rare breed and cost more than a sick child's monthly chemotherapy bill.
I'm mostly looking for a dumb bimbo who's given another man a child but couldn't keep him around regardless. If you nagged the father of your children away, that's perfect. I'm also looking for someone who always compares me to her ex or her father, and generally listens to her female friends' advice on love. Ideal qualities in a woman include: feminism, history of abortions, careerism and artificial looks. If you can get your mom to live in with us, all the better. More nagging.
I make so much money I can't count it, mostly because I can only count to 10. I love traveling to ridiculously expensive and overrated kitsch places like Dubai, Thailand, Ibiza or Barcelona.
The last thing I ever read was a speeding ticket. I speak and understand no other language than Romanian and have absolutely no interest in historical, political or religious studies.
I'm independent and I make my own money. Literally. My cousin has a printing operation in Italy and my neighbor's uncle's father was a securist and got us the printing matrixes for RON. We'll go around Europe trading these RON for EUR and USD to launder them, mostly by muling cocaine for the gypsy clans operating around, now that the borders are open.
I'm triple vaxxed and believe in whatever political party or social trend psyop is currently being pushed on us. My idols include other roid monkeys from sports. Also celebrities, pimps and men in positions of authority despite being even less literate than me. When my favorite sports team loses, I'll probably beat you in frustration (it's ok, remember the BMW and the envy of other women).
So if your dream is to be a living sex toy and a token official partner despite my side hoes, swipe right and I'll come pick you up. We'll drive directly to your worst female enemy's house and watch her tear the hair from her scalp in envy over the rare catch you've just achieved!
Try doing the same (just for this thread, not dating apps), if not for introspection, at least for teh lulz.
Here's mine:
Completely sane, no mental issues, no medication, no risk of it worsening as I age.
Roid monkey. I train at the gym obsessively to compensate for my lack of masculine spirit and/or small genitals. I care about my looks down to the slightest detail, that's why I went on accutane and other hormonal treatment for my severe acne. Did I mention I'm an ace at breathing and never get clogged sinuses?
I will beat and cheat on you but that's ok, my BMW and sick tattoos will compensate for that. When other women see you with me in public, stepping out of a white Series 7 with a neanderthal covered in tribal tattoos, all the misery of our private life at home will fade as the envy of other women feed your ego.
Animals have no place in my house, except if they're a rare breed and cost more than a sick child's monthly chemotherapy bill.
I'm mostly looking for a dumb bimbo who's given another man a child but couldn't keep him around regardless. If you nagged the father of your children away, that's perfect. I'm also looking for someone who always compares me to her ex or her father, and generally listens to her female friends' advice on love. Ideal qualities in a woman include: feminism, history of abortions, careerism and artificial looks. If you can get your mom to live in with us, all the better. More nagging.
I make so much money I can't count it, mostly because I can only count to 10. I love traveling to ridiculously expensive and overrated kitsch places like Dubai, Thailand, Ibiza or Barcelona.
The last thing I ever read was a speeding ticket. I speak and understand no other language than Romanian and have absolutely no interest in historical, political or religious studies.
I'm independent and I make my own money. Literally. My cousin has a printing operation in Italy and my neighbor's uncle's father was a securist and got us the printing matrixes for RON. We'll go around Europe trading these RON for EUR and USD to launder them, mostly by muling cocaine for the gypsy clans operating around, now that the borders are open.
I'm triple vaxxed and believe in whatever political party or social trend psyop is currently being pushed on us. My idols include other roid monkeys from sports. Also celebrities, pimps and men in positions of authority despite being even less literate than me. When my favorite sports team loses, I'll probably beat you in frustration (it's ok, remember the BMW and the envy of other women).
So if your dream is to be a living sex toy and a token official partner despite my side hoes, swipe right and I'll come pick you up. We'll drive directly to your worst female enemy's house and watch her tear the hair from her scalp in envy over the rare catch you've just achieved!
