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The only way to beat the insult "you have a small penis"

The only way to beat is beating your meat in front of them
 
The only way to beat is beating your meat in front of them

You need a big penis for that. If not, it becomes a humiliation ritual.
 
Dnr. I'm an incel. Nobody will ever see my penis
 
The best way to respond is "a small penis can still rape your asshole"
 
The best way to respond is "a small penis can still rape your asshole"

That is not a good response. You are only able to rape with a big penis. It is impossible with a small penis. I think, what I have described is the only way. There really is no comeback from this. This is why, saying it first is the only way.
 
That is not a good response. You are only able to rape with a big penis. It is impossible with a small penis. I think, what I have described is the only way. There really is no comeback from this. This is why, saying it first is the only way.
You can rape with a thumb
 
That is just another weak comeback, specially if she does not even have "shit" breasts. Also, if we would compare breast size to penis size, females still tend to have larger breasts while we suffer from the small penis curse. There is really no comeback for "you have a small penis". You just lost. You lost immediately. The only way to beat it, is to say it first.
Fuck. Brutally over. It's annoying that it's such a powerful insult, as it cuts right at a man's masculinity. As if not having a giant cock makes one less of a man.

Drinking game:

Take a shot everytime the @LastGerman says penis
Dude don't, you'll die! :feelskek:
 
Fuck. Brutally over. It's annoying that it's such a powerful insult, as it cuts right at a man's masculinity. As if not having a giant cock makes one less of a man.

Having a small penis makes you less of a man. No man wants to have a small penis. It is emasculating and humiliating. Haiving a small penis deminishes the purpose and experience to be a man in the first place. Having a small penis is a curse. I am unable to experience being a man. I am nothing but a boy and I have the penis that of a boy. It looks disgusting. I will never be able to be content in life. I will never experience pleasure or joy.

Time to start carrying a cucumber to counter the dick insults.

I do not want a cucumber. It does not counter the insult because your penis is still small. Nothing counters it, other than saying it first or to actual having a big penis. I want to have a big penis.
 
Having a small penis makes you less of a man. No man wants to have a small penis. It is emasculating and humiliating. Haiving a small penis deminishes the purpose and experience to be a man in the first place. Having a small penis is a curse. I am unable to experience being a man. I am nothing but a boy and I have the penis that of a boy. It looks disgusting. I will never be able to be content in life. I will never experience pleasure or joy.

I do not want a cucumber. It does not counter the insult because your penis is still small. Nothing counters it, other than saying it first or to actual having a big penis. I want to have a big penis.
Well, I guess there is nothing I can say. Truly, I'm sorry that the dickpill haunts you like this.

@kay' 8 shots btw.
 
Well, I guess there is nothing I can say. Truly, I'm sorry that the dickpill haunts you like this.

@kay' 8 shots btw.

There is nothing to say anyways. The penis pill completely and utterly destroyed me. Having a big penis is essential to be able to live, to experience pleasure and joy. Otherwise your life is devoid of it and only despair awaits you. Life is completely pointless without having a big penis. My life does not amount to anything. I only hope, that future men will not suffer from it, that small penises will be eradicated. But this is just wishful thinking. Another wishful thinking that I have deep inside of me, is to live this life again, but this time, I have a big penis and I would finally be able to experience pleasure and joy. I would finally be happy.
 
Maybe call her a troon and say 'yours too' lol
 
Was this mentioned already? I didn't read all of it I'm in public rn
Lol grayfag

"/thread" is an old way of saying that this reply is the peak of the discussion, and the discussion is over with it. It's basically a way of saying "I agree with you and there's no better answer than this"
 
Maybe call her a troon and say 'yours too' lol


Was this mentioned already? I didn't read all of it I'm in public rn

Lol grayfag

"/thread" is an old way of saying that this reply is the peak of the discussion, and the discussion is over with it. It's basically a way of saying "I agree with you and there's no better answer than this"

There is only one thing, to say it first.
 
Lol grayfag

"/thread" is an old way of saying that this reply is the peak of the discussion, and the discussion is over with it. It's basically a way of saying "I agree with you and there's no better answer than this"
Newcel moment my bad :feelshaha:
 
honestly wouldnt overplaying it sarcastically work?
"ur right, i have a tiiiiiiny penis, i feel so insecure about my miniscule cock. its so fucking small i cant even see it!" with a voice that doesnt sound angry the slightest, possible even with a smirk.
idk but probably the last thing a foid would expect. i think for a htn+ male this would achieve the opposite. Ppl would believe that only a dude completely unperturbed and thus probably decently packed could react this way.
Then again. We are ugly. Shit we say, jokes, sarcasm, everything always gets taken at face value. They would ignore the sarcasm and pretend what we just said as a confession
 
Dickcels assemble
 

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