JFL "The Only Tolerable Part of Incel Culture? The Small Army of Beefy, Feuding Chads"

[Oneitiscel]

The Only Tolerable Part of Incel Culture? The Small Army of Beefy, Feuding Chads

A nebulous authority has been taxonomizing the bodily makeup of jacked streamers, and the internet is somehow a better place for it.

slate.com

There is, indeed, a domain called OfficialChadRankings.com. It was registered in early February by a 20-year-old from Canada who offered me zero identifying details, other than that he is currently enrolled in college and studying finance. The website’s homepage hosts—you guessed it—a lengthy hierarchy of aspiring Chads

The 20-year-old, whom we’ll refer to as Michael going forward, said he created the site after watching a video uploaded by an influencer by the name of NocturnalKent, in which he referred to himself as the society’s “No. 1 Chad.” This gave Michael an idea: If people were arguing about who reigns supreme in the looksmaxxing ecosystem, then why not put together an actual ranking?

The benchmarks for the site’s evaluation are fairly straightforward. A Chad’s overall evaluation is judged by 10 distinct qualities, all split evenly in the aggregate. Ten percent of the grading is derived from height, another 10 percent comes from body frame, and yet another 10 percent is established by “transformation”—as in, how much work a specific Chad has put in to accentuate their physical attributes, including “weight loss, muscle gain, grooming improvements, or facial refinement.” Other categories denote business acumen, social media resonance, and, on the softer end of the spectrum, “personality,” which the Chad Rankings define as “confidence, composure, and perceived dominance.”

But I find it vaguely reassuring that some of the most prominent figures spouting incel idioms are going about their business with Looney Tunes aplomb. They are a faction of idiots, something to point and laugh at. The necrotic sexism still pervades—the people of this realm are fond of the term foid, derisive slang that roughly translates to “female humanoid”—but given the vaudevillian direction of the scene, its principal characters have been given little choice but to lean into the joke.

Is it worrisome that impressionable kids, transfixed by a Kick broadcast, might be indoctrinated by these faulty ideas? Absolutely. But whether the manosphere realizes it or not, the culture at large has determined its entire project to be a farce. In fact, there is a cockeyed website ranking their latest humiliations, week after week. Maybe, just maybe, that means society is beginning to heal.

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No, society is beginning to erode, not heal. This is the gayest shit I have read all year. If you spend your free time overanalyzing every single physical microdetail a chad has to categorize his level of attractiveness, you are an absolute faggot. Chad worship will destroy the incelosphere. You are supposed to be indifferent towards other men you don't know who are able to pull with their characteristics, not obsessively seethe or put them on a pedestal to a homoerotic degree. That is cucked af.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

and, on the softer end of the spectrum, “personality,” which the Chad Rankings define as “confidence, composure, and perceived dominance.”

 

[WastedPotential]

"Chad rankings" but they include foids.
Bunch of bullshit.

 

[.hiei.jaganshi.]

Bunch of looksfaggsers. Peak faggotry tbh