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[vodkacel]

Man Marries A Tree For The Eighth Time


- does not cheat, so automatically beats all foids
- 100% will say YES to incel proposal

 

[Deleted member 21883]

Tree rape allegations in 3...2...1.

 

[Monk of Failure]

I'd rather marry my bed.

 

[I HATE EVERYTHING]

I mean fucking a tree is pretty much the same as fucking the dried pussy of a 30+ foid

 

[Mainländer]

I could marry a female cat. Would be a superior choice.

 

[zangano1]

A tree would reject me

 

[0fflinemode]

I mean fucking a tree is pretty much the same as fucking the dried pussy of a 30+ foid

LOL

 

[TINMAN]

I mean fucking a tree is pretty much the same as fucking the dried pussy of a 30+ foid

it would be a lot tighter tbh.

 

[FinnCel]

Let me guess:
Women will come and ruin it too

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

Should get a doll instead. But arborsexuals will do their own thing I suppose.

 

[Emba]

My tree leaved me :€

 

[Vermilioncore]

He is gonna rope

 

[Deleted member 21230]

Wait, why for the 8th time? Did they divorce 7 times or what?

 

[Sneepysqar]

- does not cheat, so automatically beats all foids

Your own vid says that this is his eighth marriage. Obviously, the last 7 treefoids were whores. JFL if you think treefoids are any different.

 

[Dregster]

He is gonna rope

I'd probably rope before ever considering marrying a fucking tree lmao

Your own vid says that this is his eighth marriage. Obviously, the last 7 treefoids were whores. JFL if you think treefoids are any different.

It's Over

 

[JestER]

Man must enjoy getting splinter dick

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

Just fuck the sap hole theory