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Serious The only affection I’ve gotten was from a 40 year old woman

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So I guess the question I’ll ask is what is the closest thing to intimacy you’ve experienced with a foid?

Well I’ve only had a few jobs in my life, nothing that’s important or I’d feel prideful about.

My first in particular was a goyslop job, worked there for 2.5 years. I was 19 when I started and 22 when I quit. Anyway on my first day there i meant her, I thought she was fucking loud and annoying.

Basically she looked similar to this
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Shit quality, but it’s from the flim “Hitler rise of evil or whatever Holocaust” I was basically watching it for the lolz last week when I saw that actress and it reminded me of her. Obviously the foid in this image looks slightly more attractive probably due to wearing makeup but she looks super similar to my coworker in question.

But yeah she was a white woman in her late 40s, she was slightly over weight, not like fat fat fatty ass but you know to the point where it’s visible that someone needs to loose ten pounds or whatever. But she had the genes where most of the fat would go into her tits, but I’ll discuss her tits later I guess. But yeah am not lying she was probably a solid 8/10 when she was younger.

But yeah worked with her for two and a half years, she was definitely low IQ and super low inhibition but I could never really tell if it was an act of some sort or If she was being serious.

Like I heard she had chronic pain so she was constantly on pain killers and that’s why she acted the way she did. Would actually explain a lot because I saw her go into serious mode a few times and she completely dropped the goofy happy act. So I think she was high for most of the time.

But anyway she was super friendly with everyone and shit. Kinda child like in a way.

But eventually I got use to her and over my 2.5 years of working with her I pretty much experienced my only physical intimacy with a foid. “physical intimacy? With a foid? Your a fakecel ban him!” Ok let me explain all of it.

Note: none of this was sexual on her end and keep in my mind this all happened in a span of two and a half years.

1: she hugged me twice, once was from behind I didn’t even expect it at all, those 2.5 seconds felt amazing and I literally felt my hate and anger fade away for quite some time afterwards. She did it because apparently I looked extra sad that day. I think I only got like four hours of sleep that day so I look like a zombie so everyone probably thought I was going to kill myself or something

The second time I hugged her, I spent the entire shift working with her and afterward when it was dead and I was leaving she said goodbye to me and I remember standing there and she joking asked me if I wanted a hug, of course I hesitated and then I nodded yes. This hug was less then two seconds but I remember putting my hands on her back and I swear she used her shoulder to guard her breasts. But that was the first time in my life I hugged someone.

2: I held her hand once, Well this could have ended badly for me. Basically she was sitting alone in the office area and she congratulated me about something I did. She extended her hand out to shake mine. We supposed to shake hands for only a few seconds and I don’t know why but I put my other hand on her wrist.

So there we where, she was sitting down and I was standing up, her right arm was extended out and my left hand was holding her right hand forming the handshake and then my right hand was around her wrist. Eventually I grabbed her right hand with Both of my hands and I stood there in a trance like state. She eventually said “*insert my first name* you can let go right now’ in a super serious voice and slightly aggressive voice.

So of course I snapped out of it and let go and my dick was rock hard within a matter of seconds. I almost came too.

Her hand felt beyond amazing. But afterwards I went home and finally realized what I did. I was scared to go into work the next day but nothing happened.

I felt her breasts a few times times, once I was walking backwards and I accidentally walked my back right into her chest and then one time my elbow made contact with her boob for a few seconds.

But of course I’ve fantasized about fucking her, I’ve fantasized about what her nude body looked like, I’ve fantasized about her breasts and their actual size, I’ve fantasized about what color her nipples must be especially considering her age. I’ve always wondered what her nipples looked liked. I’ve fantasized about what her moans sound like, I’ve fantasized about what she most of looked like in her 20s, I’ve fantasized about her vagina. I put all my lustful thoughts into her like a sacrificial cow. Hell I had my first wet dream about her.

I saw more attractive foid coworkers then her, but she always felt different too me.

But yeah beyond having to do ballroom dancing in the 8th grade this is literally the closest I’ve experienced psychical intimacy with a foid. Two hugs and holding her hand with both of my hands for a few seconds.

That’s it basically it, I don’t know if you niggas are going to lynched me for this

Also her daughter work with her as well, I only had one interaction with her daughter, I didn’t really care about her. We just ignored each other. But I swear she was probably the only foid that I’ve seen around my age that was a virgin. She was a Mormon like her mom

But I do remember this one nigga who looked like Andrew Ditch kept hitting on her daughter and she was pissed and start getting territorial and shit. Bluepillers in the wild I guess

But am fucking tried and I am literally falling asleep right as I type this out

Yeah anyway I guess that’s it
 
1: she hugged me twice, once was from behind I didn’t even expect it at all, those 2.5 seconds felt amazing and I literally felt my hate and anger fade away for quite some time afterwards. She did it because apparently I looked extra sad that day. I think I only got like four hours of sleep that day so I look like a zombie so everyone probably thought I was going to kill myself or something
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2: I held her hand once, Well this could have ended badly for me. Basically she was sitting alone in the office area and she congratulated me about something I did. She extended her hand out to shake mine. We supposed to shake hands for only a few seconds and I don’t know why but I put my other hand on her wrist.
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How could you do this, you were the chosen one :cryfeels:
 
This took place in a span of two and a half years

We have none virgins posting here
 
she sounds insane and a false rape accusation waiting to happen
 

HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON JILL AFTERALL? FAKECEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
Should have fucked her daughter before quitting that job.
 
I wish I could be hugged by a woman in an intimate manner, that must feel great :feelsohh:
 
Came here to clown op you OP, but actually a kinda nice story. Just shows that there are always people, even foids, out there who aren't all toxic and negative.

Although I dont think you should be so easily swayable ->

she hugged me twice, once was from behind I didn’t even expect it at all, those 2.5 seconds felt amazing and I literally felt my hate and anger fade away for quite some time afterwards.
This is how men become simps eventually. Your hate and anger is valid, it shouldn't go away just because any foid gives you micro-attention.
 

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