SuicideFuel The Onion: Things to Never say to an incel

[_Courage_]

The onion decided to write a article about us that uses all the usual stereotypes while also failing to be funny. For those who don't know the onion is a parody news site that peaked in 2013. Would love to hear your thoughts on it. Don't harass people.

Things To Never Say To An Incel

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you tried being an incel? If you happen to know an incel or are currently being harassed by one, here are things you should never say.

www.theonion.com

 

[BataviaCel]

ngl i enjoyed some of their older youtube content

 

[PersonalityChad]

“I’ll have sex with you.”​

You’re not attractive enough to meet their insane standards

They really are this fucking stupid aren't they.

 

[Mortis]

 

[LesscoBlob]

ngl i enjoyed some of their older youtube content

 

[Immolator]

 

[zangano1]

Incel stuff bro

 

[accelERationist]

ngl i enjoyed some of their older youtube content

This one is mood.

 

[KetamineAddictYoda]

“Do you know where the Klan rally is later?”
"Calling someone’s Nazi-adjacent Reddit community outdated is not okay."

lmao the onion really has gone down the drain. I remember being excited when theyd post a new video or article, but I've since forgetten they exist. Take a look at their main page and you'll quickly realize its now shitty "comedy" for whiny urbanite leftists that want to rag on Republicans or anything they perceive as right wing. The Ron Desantis interview, the Proud Boys, the Texas sex ed curriculum, and more don't even read as an attempt at comedy.

 

[GENSHIT CHIMPACT]

xd

 

[FakeFakecel]

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god that music is too familiar and nostalgic

 

[Incedel]

They really are this fucking stupid aren't they.

Modern writers are much more retarded than their forerunners, they can't even be bothered to understand the term incel, they probably based this entire thing around the kommersaj bullshit

 

[Immolator]

god that music is too familiar and nostalgic

View: https://youtu.be/36e_5Z3fjbI

 

[CrackingYs]

There was a time The Onion was super based.

Just 8 months before 9/11 happened they posted this, which turned out to be 100% accurate.

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'

WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."

www.theonion.com

 

[YuiStillMyCope]

They really are this fucking stupid aren't they.

I think that’s a joke. Tbh I found the article funny, at times it feels more like it’s making fun of the normies tell us than making fun of us