Story The one time I approached a female.

[Deleted member 60]

It was this past summer at a nightclub, I'll never forget it. I got separated from my friends, was extremely drunk, and feeling inspired by @uninstall. It seemed like the perfect opportunity. I saw these two girls dancing in front of me so I tapped them both on the shoulder, made them turn toward each other in confusion. It was hilarious tbh. My original plan was to force them to kiss each other but I changed my mind at the last minute. After a few seconds they both turned to me, laughing, and one asked "Was that you?" I replied "HAHA WHAT?" and then walked away.

 

[TomathonClancy]

I wish girls would give me an emotion other than seething hatred when they looked at me

 

[Rice Cel]

Just be aspie confirmed

 

[happiless]

"Was that you?"
"Hi, you look sympathetic."

 

[Animas]

slayer

 

[Deleted member 11138]

Night club wow. For 20 dollars you can get a stripper to lap-dance on you in a booth. My dad took me to a strip club when I turned 18, and I got a 200 dollar lapdance from a tall blond. Got tits in my face, grinded on, and it was pretty awesome. Though I am way too shy, and introverted to do this on my own. It happened once, and it was amazing.

I've thought about doing it every so often, but I don't have the nerve.

 

[Deleted member 60]

My dad took me to a strip club when I turned 18, and I got a 200 dollar lapdance from a tall blond. Got tits in my face, grinded on, and it was pretty awesome.

damn, didn't you feel uncomfortable with your dad being there? I could never do something like that. I don't even want my parents to know I like girls.

 

[Timecel]

Just be aspie confirmed

should have done this one too:

 

[Deleted member 11138]

damn, didn't you feel uncomfortable with your dad being there? I could never do something like that. I don't even want my parents to know I like girls.

Most of the whole experience was uncomfortable. I guess it helped that I didn't really know my dad much to that point. I never even saw him for years, upon years. So I didn't really think anything of him.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Most of the whole experience was uncomfortable. I guess it helped that I didn't really know my dad much to that point. I never even saw him for years, upon years. So I didn't really think anything of him.

ah true, that's different then

 

[StaroRavager]

Slayer

 

[BlackPillJesus]

Do it again!

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

jesus christ the low inhib is real.

Night club wow. For 20 dollars you can get a stripper to lap-dance on you in a booth. My dad took me to a strip club when I turned 18, and I got a 200 dollar lapdance from a tall blond. Got tits in my face, grinded on, and it was pretty awesome. Though I am way too shy, and introverted to do this on my own. It happened once, and it was amazing.

I've thought about doing it every so often, but I don't have the nerve.

wait till u go to australia, i dont really like strip clubs because its pretty cucky, but the strip clubs here are way better than the US and the rules arent cucked.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

It was this past summer at a nightclub, I'll never forget it. I got separated from my friends, was extremely drunk, and feeling inspired by @uninstall. It seemed like the perfect opportunity. I saw these two girls dancing in front of me so I tapped them both on the shoulder, made them turn toward each other in confusion. It was hilarious tbh. My original plan was to force them to kiss each other but I changed my mind at the last minute. After a few seconds they both turned to me, laughing, and one asked "Was that you?" I replied "HAHA WHAT?" and then walked away.

LMAO. Nice job!

 

[GoonCel]

Just be aspie confirmed

 

[Kirito3]

It was this past summer at a nightclub, I'll never forget it. I got separated from my friends, was extremely drunk, and feeling inspired by @uninstall. It seemed like the perfect opportunity. I saw these two girls dancing in front of me so I tapped them both on the shoulder, made them turn toward each other in confusion. It was hilarious tbh. My original plan was to force them to kiss each other but I changed my mind at the last minute. After a few seconds they both turned to me, laughing, and one asked "Was that you?" I replied "HAHA WHAT?" and then walked away.

Aspie af, but at least its better than asking "Are you sympathetic?"

 

[ihaveno1]

the cringe is real