The Oldcel Chances Of Ascending

[Feeshtu]

Just give up already, my fellow oldcels.

If you were ever going to ascend……it would have happened by now.

I have gone 45 years without ever getting a girlfriend.

Do you realize how extremely unlikely it is that I would find my first girlfriend at 45 years old?

And the chances of ascending are only going down as we get older.

We oldcels have every right to just say, fuck it all to hell.

 

[Misogynistic]

How do you cope as an oldcel?

 

[nully]

How do you cope as an oldcel?

hard drugs

 

[Chud Norris72]

I'm probably going to go ER at your age in GTA 3

 

[Trident]

if you didn't succeed in high school or first year of college it's already over, after this stage in life you can forget about women

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Just give up already, my fellow oldcels.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

17.9 year old 'ussy will be acquired, one way or another

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Do you realize how extremely unlikely it is that I would find my first girlfriend at 45 years old?

We can't even betabuxx.

 

[Robocell]

if you didn't succeed in high school or first year of college it's already over, after this stage in life you can forget about women

 

[Glassness]

brutal I know 15 year olds with body counts you can't even count on one hand

 

[Carter…]

Just give up already, my fellow oldcels.

If you were ever going to ascend……it would have happened by now.

I have gone 45 years without ever getting a girlfriend.

Do you realize how extremely unlikely it is that I would find my first girlfriend at 45 years old?

And the chances of ascending are only going down as we get older.

We oldcels have every right to just say, fuck it all to hell.

My nigga at 45 you need to be working full time and at least paying for pussy if you don’t have that option you need to be hustling. I don’t give a fuck what you say nigga. These bitches will do something strange for a piece a change

 

[Aspiegamercel]

I'm not that old yet but my chances of finding someone is very low. I don't know what I'll do if I even get to that age.

 

[RustBeltIncel]

Yeah, it's over for oldcels. We're beyond the age where normies are going out to bars and clubs and hooking up. Most people in our age bracket are married and starting families. Even the ones who are still single are probably divorced with kids from previous relationships.

 

[RustBeltIncel]

if you didn't succeed in high school or first year of college it's already over, after this stage in life you can forget about women

Facts. If you don't find success with women in high school or college, it's over. It's a harsh reality. All the relationships being formed around you, and you're watching it all happen from the sidelines.

 

[Emba]

Indeed

 

[Autistic Uggo]

We can't even betabuxx.

You have to be NT and financially successful to betabuxx in 2026. Women are often outearning men these days.

It's brutal how even betabuxxing and cuck stuff is off the table for us. We have no options at all.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

You have to be NT and financially successful to betabuxx in 2026. Women are often outearning men these days.

It's brutal how even betabuxxing and cuck stuff is off the table for us. We have no options at all.

That's why they are working, to be able to date and fuck men who they fancy, they have their own money or some type of welfare.

 

[FuckEmAll]

Facts. If you don't find success with women in high school or college, it's over. It's a harsh reality. All the relationships being formed around you, and you're watching it all happen from the sidelines.

Yes 100%. Even if your looks are incel tier you can luck out with a nice girl in high school or college, after that it's pretty much over.

I have accepted my oldcel status for a while now and just go to Thailand 3x per year, just need to wageslave some more before I can retire over there.

 

[ColderManTruce]

Oldcels supremacy

 

[Autistic Uggo]

That's why they are working, to be able to date and fuck men who they fancy, they have their own money or some type of welfare.

Sub 8 men work because they don't want to suffer the indignity of dying alone. Women work because they don't want to have to settle for guys like us.

 

[rxdeR]

Just give up already, my fellow oldcels.

If you were ever going to ascend……it would have happened by now.

I have gone 45 years without ever getting a girlfriend.

Do you realize how extremely unlikely it is that I would find my first girlfriend at 45 years old?

And the chances of ascending are only going down as we get older.

We oldcels have every right to just say, fuck it all to hell.

nigga are you broke or what buy an escort

 

[RealSchizo]

if you didn't succeed in high school or first year of college it's already over, after this stage in life you can forget about women

 

[rcnfive]

as an oldcel, i think about death every minute of every day.

 

[rcnfive]

if you didn't succeed in high school or first year of college it's already over, after this stage in life you can forget about women

as an oldcel, it was different back then. no social media meant that you might still be able to salvage things, maybe as late as 27 or so. but not anymore of course.

 

[Mr Producer]

infinitesimally small