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The official oneitis song

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[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtLVXBqfqBY[/video]​



[font=Verdana, Arial]"I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You"[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial]Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you
'Cause falling in love just makes me blue,
Well the music plays and you display your heart for me to see,
I had a beer and now I hear you calling out for me
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Well the room is crowded, people everywhere
And I wonder, should I offer you a chair?
Well if you sit down with this old clown, take that frown and break it,
Before the evening's gone away, I think that we could make it,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Well the night does funny things inside a man
These old tom-cat feelings you don't understand,
Well I turn around to look at you, you light a cigarette,
I wish I had the guts to bum one, but we've never met,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

I can see that you are lonesome just like me, and it being late,
You'd like some some company,
Well I turn around to look at you, and you look back at me,
The guy you're with has up and split, the chair next to you's free,
And I hope that you don't fall in love with me.

Now it's closing time, the music's fading out
Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout.
Well I turn around to look at you, you're nowhere to be found,
I search the place for your lost face, guess I'll have another round
And I think that I just fell in love with you.[/font]


 
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having oneitis is the worst. i might sound like a simp but since i don't see mine much anymore the few times i do my heart literally stops
 
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cavsinone_lbjdagoat said:
having oneitis is the worst. i might sound like a simp but since i don't see mine much anymore the few times i do my heart literally stops

I can't articulate how envious I am. I wish I could think of someone that way. Just remembering they exist would brighten my day and compel me to improve the state of humanity and make the world a better place. Being poor, ugly, and having a terrible life in general wouldn't matter at all if I felt about someone like that even if it wasn't reciprocated.

Then I remember that existence is irredeemably wretched and I want to flush myself down the toilet. I would totally be the biggest beta if I was in love, therefore I must despise everyone and everything.
 
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dardycunt said:
cavsinone_lbjdagoat said:
having oneitis is the worst. i might sound like a simp but since i don't see mine much anymore the few times i do my heart literally stops
I can't articulate how envious I am. I wish I could think of someone that way. Just remembering they exist would brighten my day and compel me to improve the state of humanity and make the world a better place. Being poor, ugly, and having a terrible life in general wouldn't matter at all if I felt about someone like that even if it wasn't reciprocated.
Then I remember that existence is irredeemably wretched and I want to flush myself down the toilet. I would totally be the biggest beta if I was in love, therefore I must despise everyone and everything.

don't wait to feel for someone elso to improve your life, sometimes you just got to do what needs to be done
 
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This is a unique example of one-itis and suifuel (even though it is fictional), and I think it's relevant here.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvaEe160LMM[/video]

I like this song tbh ._.;
 
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blickpall said:
This is a unique example of one-itis and suifuel (even though it is fictional), and I think it's relevant here.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvaEe160LMM[/video]

I like this song tbh ._.;
You should post a warning that it's sang by a female for other incels here. It's an alright song. I think this is the best incel, oneitis, suifuel song ever sang by a female.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86lczf7Bou8[/video]


I mean look at these lyrics:


[font=Verdana, Arial]"I Dreamed A Dream"[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial]There was a time when men were kind
When their voices were soft
And their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving

Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung
No wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
As they turn your dream to shame

He slept a summer by my side
He filled my days with endless wonder
He took my childhood in his stride
But he was gone when autumn came
And still I dream he'll come to me
That we will live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed
The dream I dreamed[/font]
 
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dardycunt said:
I can't articulate how envious I am. I wish I could think of someone that way. Just remembering they exist would brighten my day and compel me to improve the state of humanity and make the world a better place. Being poor, ugly, and having a terrible life in general wouldn't matter at all if I felt about someone like that even if it wasn't reciprocated.

you have lost your mind
 
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nausea said:
you have lost your mind

Agreed. Oneitis is very unhealthy and leads people to do dumb, pathetic shit.
 
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blickpall said:
nausea said:
you have lost your mind
Agreed. Oneitis is very unhealthy and leads people to do dumb, pathetic shit.

good thing mine doesn't even know i exist lol. and if if did do something for her she would get me arrested. oneitis always passes tho so that's also a plus
 
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