JFL The official foid song

[nakolas]

"Hello, I'm a foid.
That's right, a foid.
I cry and whine when I don't get my way
However since I'm a foid I always get my way most of the time
Which is why I'm so spoiled and cry when not getting my way
I hate all men because they're all violent rapists who hate women
Oh wait, there's Chad
Oh, he raped children?
So what, he's hot, I would let him beat me up everyday
I also like to play the victim
I'm the victim!
I'm the victim!
I'm the victim!
Blah blah blah,
The society we live in is misogynistic
I blame men
Especially short, bald and ugly men
Teehee"


How was it? I suck at writing anything, but this was just an attempt at mocking foids.

 

[Grodd]

Accurate

 

[JustAnotherCynic]

I read it like this song lmao

 

[Fukumine]

Hello, I'm a foid.
That's right, I'm an ugly ugly foid.
I cry and whine when I don't get my way
Don't worry, I'll make you men pay.

I always get my way most of the time
If I don't I'll convict you of a crime
I hate all men because they're all violent rapists who hate women
Oh wait, there's Chad
Oh, he raped children?

Uh, so what, he's hot, I would let him beat me up every day
What, you can't get a bitch?
Sorry, you're better off gay.

I also like to play the victim
I'm the victim!
I'm the victim!
I'm the victim!
Affected by this misogynistc system.

The society we live in is misogynistic
I blame men
For having a dick size smaller than ten
Especially short, bald and ugly men
I hate them so much in fact
I'd rather masturbate with a dirty pin.

Teehee

@Nakolas

 

[ESL]

"Hello, I'm a foid.
That's right, a foid.
I cry and whine when I don't get my way
However since I'm a foid I always get my way most of the time
Which is why I'm so spoiled and cry when not getting my way
I hate all men because they're all violent rapists who hate women
Oh wait, there's Chad
Oh, he raped children?
So what, he's hot, I would let him beat me up everyday
I also like to play the victim
I'm the victim!
I'm the victim!
I'm the victim!
Blah blah blah,
The society we live in is misogynistic
I blame men
Especially short, bald and ugly men
Teehee"


How was it? I suck at writing anything, but this was just an attempt at mocking foids.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[deleted fren]

Ought to be pinned

 

[deleted fren]

Hello, I'm a foid.
That's right, I'm an ugly ugly foid.
I cry and whine when I don't get my way
Don't worry, I'll make you men pay.

I always get my way most of the time
If I don't I'll convict you of a crime
I hate all men because they're all violent rapists who hate women
Oh wait, there's Chad
Oh, he raped children?

Uh, so what, he's hot, I would let him beat me up every day
What, you can't get a bitch?
Sorry, you're better off gay.

I also like to play the victim
I'm the victim!
I'm the victim!
I'm the victim!
Affected by this misogynistc system.

The society we live in is misogynistic
I blame men
For having a dick size smaller than ten
Especially short, bald and ugly men
I hate them so much in fact
I'd rather masturbate with a dirty pin.

Teehee

@Nakolas

Your version is better

 

[drowningindenial]

I read it like this song lmao

 

[Fukumine]

Your version is better

Thanks, I added rhymes so that the song would flow better.

 

[eliya]

Thanks, I added rhymes so that the song would flow better.

No all we need to do
Is for some singercel to sing it

And musicalcel to make the song

 

[Dollfucker]

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was about to do that jfl