...a cosmic miracle if you will, yet, what's preventing you from having a good existence is a matter of millimeters of bones in your skull and centimetres in the bones of your legs.
IF TIME IS INFINITE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. THAT MEANS ME GETTING SEX IS ALSO POSSIBLE.
You aren't infinite tho
I'm not black
If I were lucky, I could have been born as a 5'2" balding Indian janitor with a good personality. He is suffering from a catastrophic combination of severe necrotizing infections, systemic sepsis, and widespread tissue decay. His scalp is ravaged by necrotizing fasciitis, where maggot-infested craters ooze yellow pus and blood, a result of flesh-eating bacteria (Streptococcus pyogenes or Clostridium perfringens) compounded by myiasis, as fly larvae feast on decaying tissue. His sunken eye sockets are overrun by orbital cellulitis and necrotic keratitis, leaking cloudy, blood-streaked pus while maggots burrow into necrotic tissue beneath his eyelids. His mouth reeks of sulfur and decay from noma (cancrum oris), a gangrenous infection that has blackened his jagged teeth and rotted his gums, now dripping blood and brownish pus, with anaerobic bacteria (Fusobacterium and Prevotella) fueling the stench. His chest and torso are marred by carbunculosis—clusters of bursting boils—and necrotic patches possibly caused by cutaneous anthrax or sepsis-induced skin lesions, all exuding sour, chunky fluids. His arms are lined with deep, infected cuts infested with maggots and layered with pyoderma gangrenosum, while his cracked fingernails harbor fungal (onychomycosis) and bacterial infections. His legs, swollen with severe lymphedema, are covered in blisters and ruptured skin leaking greenish pus reeking of gas gangrene (Clostridium perfringens), worsened by trophic ulcers and poor circulation. Systemically, he is in advanced sepsis, with bacterial toxins driving multi-organ failure, while extreme malnutrition (cachexia) has left his immune system crippled, allowing these infections to run rampant. The suffocating stench of rotting flesh, metallic blood, sour pus, and fungal decay hangs thick in the air, a grim marker of his body’s complete biological collapse.
why did i have to get unlucky with the odds
Are you a pathologist?
No I just asked ChatGPT to list a bunch of life-threatening deformities and diseases
K
The odds that you will ascend are 1 in 10^2,685,000....
I was born in the exact time to play L4D
Think of all the people who didn’t get to play L4D
People born just 70 years ago didn’t get to play L4D
Think of all the people who didn’t get to play L4D
People born just 70 years ago didn’t get to play L4D
Where is that number from and how was it calculated ?
Sperm
There isnt that much sperm in one load
M
Apparently the odds of being born is meant to be 400 trillion to one
That's only factoring in your parents meeting, having sex and the chance of you being the sperm.
I asked AI for the chance in the scope of the entire universe's existence.
and yet if I were offered to come back to life after death I would prefer to be an inert stone until the complete disappearance of the universe. Life again? no thanks.
The odds that im gonna kill myself is 1/1
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