It's Over The new superman movie is gonna suck

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

View: https://youtu.be/Ox8ZLF6cGM0?si=OthfYvCSXRM7PznA


I can already tell what it's gonna be like before the movie even comes out.

It's gonna have the retarded marvel humor where there's a joke every five seconds, and it's gonna be normie braindead humor ofc.

They brought in krypto to be le wholesome pupper. I'm sure they'll use him as comedic relief as well.

The whole tone of the film is gonna be like modern marvel slop.

The action is gonna be lame. The characters are gonna be cartoonish and have no dimension or depth.

Everything about it is gonna suck. It's probably gonna be woke. Lois is gonna be a girl boss.

I'm just really not looking forward to it or any modern superhero film for that matter.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Lois will probably fuck krypto while superman watches.

 

[Double Donkler]

supermoid

 

[persona non grata]

Imagine being a grown man and crapping your pants over a superhero movie. How fat, nerdy, and soy you got to be.

 

[Paladin]

crapping your pants

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

supermoid

 

[Izayacel]

I mean you seem to be invested enough given you made a whole thread about it

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Imagine being a grown man and crapping your pants over a superhero movie. How fat, nerdy, and soy you got to be.

Kind of hard not to care when you spend a large majority of your childhood looking up to these characters.

For some of us this is all we have.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

I mean you seem to be invested enough given you made a whole thread about it

It's more of just a rant more then anything. All of my passions and hopes already died a long time ago.

 

[Regenerator]

James Gunn is a jewish pedo.

 

[Violet loner]

Never cared about superheroes slop

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

View: https://youtu.be/Ox8ZLF6cGM0?si=OthfYvCSXRM7PznA


I can already tell what it's gonna be like before the movie even comes out.

It's gonna have the retarded marvel humor where there's a joke every five seconds, and it's gonna be normie braindead humor ofc.

They brought in krypto to be le wholesome pupper. I'm sure they'll use him as comedic relief as well.

The whole tone of the film is gonna be like modern marvel slop.

The action is gonna be lame. The characters are gonna be cartoonish and have no dimension or depth.

Everything about it is gonna suck. It's probably gonna be woke. Lois is gonna be a girl boss.

I'm just really not looking forward to it or any modern superhero film for that matter.

very high observational IQ.

however it should be noted that all movies are shit now, which kinda simplifies things a lot, unless you want to suggest some movies to change my mind

 

[Grodd]

No superman for your face

 

[outerdarkness]

Never cared about superheroes slop

 

[poorenglishcel]

superchad

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

James Gunn is a jewish pedo.

Trvth nvke

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Never cared about superheroes slop

High IQ tbh

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

very high observational IQ.

however it should be noted that all movies are shit now, which kinda simplifies things a lot, unless you want to suggest some movies to change my mind

Thanks mang

Tbh I can't think of any. I think the last good one I can think of was hereditary, but that came out in like 2018.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

No superman for your face

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

superchad

trve

 

[Emba]

Lois will probably fuck a krypto jew while superman watches.