Venting The new “Dune” movies are boring as fuck.

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Imagine a movie franchise that has a giant “sandworm,” as the biggest threat.

In the movie, Jason Mamoa’s character speaks about 20 lines of dialogue, he has a fight scene, then dies after the fight.

No attractive foids in the movie.

A villain appears for like 20 minutes at most, and he is just a weird Lord Varys-looking white bald guy.

A great deal of sand.

Characters high on a drug that looks like cinnamon.

That movie - was “Dune” (2021).


View: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Qw_GaeJnoSI


View: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/wJTJnqK8pSs


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QkW9Qq64rL8&pp=ygUORHVuZS

 

[Mecoja]

I havent watched it, thanks for the heads up.

 

[outerdarkness]

Never seen them, never read the books.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I havent watched it, thanks for the heads up.

They are the type of movies you watch on HBO Max, and say, “Damn - thank goodness, I watched this on HBO Max and didn’t waste my money seeing it in a theater.”

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Never seen them, never read the books.

The books are probably better, the movies are lame as fuck.

 

[takurosakamoto]

i had dune on my background and was basically doing something else so i never really watched it but it didn’t seem good nothing climatic or eventful yeah i agree its boring

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

i had dune on my background and was basically doing something else so i never really watched it but it didn’t seem good nothing climatic or eventful yeah i agree its boring

Ugliest foids a director could find in one film.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I voted, “no.”

 

[AntoCel]

I voted, “no.”

They'll probably try to milk one more movie.

Zendaya cant act for shit, she plays every role the exact same way.

Movies were just mid imo. I liked the sound design and thats about it.

 

[thespanishcel]

I only read the book and watched the David Lynch movie.

 

[Riinku]

Never heard about the movies but I remembered watching the gameplay of the MS-DOS game based on the books.

 

[glutty]

I can't lie, when I went to watch it at the movie theatres with my friend. I was struggling to stay awake and just wanted it to end already, some scenes were pretty cool though especially towards the end. I didn't know Dune part two was that fucking long like holyshit it was late when I left the theatre.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

with my friend

Mogs

 

[Emba]

I only read the book and watched the David Lynch movie.

brutal heartplug bath

 

[Brainy]

Never seen them, never read the books.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I can’t bring myself to watch Part 2.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I can’t bring myself to watch Part 2.

I’m forcing myself to watch Part 2 now.

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

The director makes his movies really fucking slow

Denis Villanueve is mid

 

[curryboy420]

Damn that movie came out in 2021 and that was 4 years ago it doesn't feel that long why does time go so fast, this life is all I have and I didn't even get to enjoy it much and it's finishing faster than I expected

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I’m forcing myself to watch Part 2 now.

View: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/VDRTwM4NkuQ

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Why must Paul whisper all the time? It’s kind of annoying.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Why must Paul whisper all the time? It’s kind of annoying.

Kek, in Part 2, when Paul yells, “That’s not hope!” - was legendary! If I saw that in a theater I would have burst out laughing.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M_d9XEkXyvE&pp=ygUUcGF1

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Kek, in Part 2, when Paul yells, “That’s not hope!” - was legendary! If I saw that in a theater I would have burst out laughing.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M_d9XEkXyvE&pp=ygUUcGF1

“I jestermaxx in order to have some hope of getting a gf.”

- That’s not hope!

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Kek, in Part 2, when Paul yells, “That’s not hope!” - was legendary! If I saw that in a theater I would have burst out laughing.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M_d9XEkXyvE&pp=ygUUcGF1

Paul fucks that ugly square-faced bitch in Part 2.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

A great deal of sand

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I put “Dune: Part 2” on HBO Max before bed to help me sleep.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I can’t believe how boring these damn films were, shame on Jewwood.

 

[V c z s q e]

Yea but they are just building up to the worm emperor which will be shit posting worthy kino.

 

[WomanKicker]

Meanwhile, on incel.is
Nun Incelwaffen! Steh auf, und Sturm brich los!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im31F_PO_VQ

 

[CrackingYs]

You're better off watching the directors other scifi movies, Blade Runner 2049, and Arrival.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Meanwhile, on incel.is
Nun Incelwaffen! Steh auf, und Sturm brich los!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im31F_PO_VQ

Greynigger

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

We need 2000s Micheal bay style movies with attractive women in it