Hypocrisy The "my boyfriend doesn't shower" megathread

[The Judge]

With "Just take a shower, incel!" being one of the most common pieces of "advice" we receive online, I have taken the time to compile a entire list of ancedotes from many different women talking about their boyfriends orhusbands refusing to take care of their hygiene. If this does not prove that an attractive guy who smells terrible will still be able to get a girlfriend while an unattractive guy who smells pleasant won't, I don't know what does.

"He will easily go two and a half weeks without showering, probably longer"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/1cq1vf/my_boyfriend_22_has_very_poor_hygiene_how_can_i/


"I’m More Attracted To My Boyfriend When He Doesn’t Shower—Is That Weird?"

I'm More Attracted To My Boyfriend When He Doesn't Shower—Is That Weird?

It's not like I want him to go weeks without showering, but fresh sweat on his body just does something to turn me on and I don't know why.

www.bolde.com

"He won't shower"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/Marriage/comments/sb9g35/he_wont_shower/


"My boyfriend has issues with hygiene"

My boyfriend has issues with hygiene

So I have been dating my boyfriend for 2 years now, and he is wonderful. I have no issues regarding the love/intimacy we have for each other. He is my best friend and we spend every day together. W...

interpersonal.stackexchange.com

My boyfriend won't brush his teeth


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/8bx154/my_boyfriend_25_wont_brush_his_teeth/


"Used to get beat if I told him to wash"


View: https://www.tiktok.com/@izzialicexo/video/7206772310794128645


"Bf won't shower regularly after repeatedly asking"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/p4ncbm/my_26f_bf_26m_wont_shower_regularly_after/


"Husband doesn't shower or brush teeth regularly?"

Husband doesn't shower or brush teeth regularly ?

Hi. Not sure where I should be posting this but. Was wondering if anyone has been in this situation. My husband has

www.netmums.com

"My husband doesn't use toilet paper"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ld67py/my_husband_doesnt_use_toilet_paper/


"He doesn't brush his teeth"

He doesn't brush his teeth. - The Student Room

"I have to beg my boyfriend to take showers"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/11u6peo/i_have_to_beg_my_boyfriend_to_take_showers/


"HELP?? I don't think my bf is wiping his ass??"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/kf81q6/help_i_dont_think_my_bf_is_wiping_his_ass/


"My boyfriend might be too lazy to wipe"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"Boyfriend won't brush his teeth. Wtf do I do?"

https://www.girlsaskguys.com/guys-behavior/q2273101-bf-won-t-brush-his-teeth-wtf-do-i-do

"My crusty boyfriend refuses to wash his clothes"

https://www.reddit.com/r/crustpunk/comments/uqe68o/my_crusty_boyfriend_refuses_to_wash_his_clothes/)

"He showers only a couple times a month and never washes his hands. He wears the same clothes (including underwear) for a week straight. He doesn't brush his teeth or comb his hair."

Stuff

www.stuff.co.nz

"My boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth around me"

my boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth around me

I've been dating this boy for 8 months now. A mutual friend of ours introduced us to each other a year ago but recently we began hanging out alone and finally started dating. We have so much in common he's a great guy but I think he doesn't brush his teeth around me... Our first official date...

www.lipstickalley.com

"My boyfriend showers once ever two weeks, he stinks"

My boyfriend showers once ever two weeks, he stinks - The Student Room

"Boyfriend hygiene problems - who's crazy here?"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"And to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML"

Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get...

Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get...

www.fmylife.com

"My husband will not shower"

Ask E. Jean: My Husband Will Not Shower

How do I get the guy to be more into hygiene? I've tried everything!

www.elle.com

"My boyfriend constantly leaves skid marks on my sheets"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"My boyfriend doesn't like to shower"

My boyfriend doesn’t like to shower…

So my boyfriend (21) has terrible issues with hygiene sometimes and anytime I...

glowing.com

"My boyfriend has bad hygiene but he doesn't think he does"

https://sexuality.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-health/my-boyfriend-has-bad-hygiene-but-he-doesn-t-think-q873179

"How do I get my husband to brush his teeth?"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"My husband absolutely refuses to shower, or even change clothes."

My husband absolutely refuses to shower, or even change clothes. Any suggestions?

I have asked, begged, ordered, pleaded, even explained why medically it is necessary. He is capable of showering, he just won't.

www.agingcare.com

"How do I deal with my very unhygienic boyfriend?"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"Husband never brushes teeth"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"Husband doesn't shower and it's wearing me down"

Husband doesn't shower and it's wearing me down now | Mumsnet

I feel like a total nag telling him to shower shower shower. He reeks. The whole room he works from home in stinks. He wears the same clothes all the...

www.mumsnet.com

"Husband refuses to take care of personal hygiene"

Husband Refuses to Maintain Personal Hygiene

Reader’s Question I have struggled with depression since I was a young child, suicidal depression. I was abused in every sense of the word by my mother,...

askthepsych.com

"What if your husband has terrible hygiene?"

The Kissing Conundrum: What if Your Husband Has Terrible Hygiene? - Bare Marriage

baremarriage.com

"How do you deal with your partner’s disgusting habits?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/tzbmer/how_do_you_deal_with_your_partners_disgusting/)

While these aren't the only ones I found, I'd be here for an eternity if I went through every single one. Just remember; These are the men women choosing over you. While yes, it's true that their partners ARE (Mostly) complaining about the lack of hygiene, the mere fact that they managed to get into relationships in the first place says a lot. Meanwhile, none of us here have even been on a single date.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

"Just take a shower bro" oficially debunked

 

[cripplecel]

Just shower theory debunked

 

[Animecel2D]

showerpill has been completely and utterly slaughtered

there is no coming back from this

 

[The Judge]

"Just take a shower bro" oficially debunked

IT won't touch this.

 

[AnApparentMyth]

"Just take a shower bro" oficially debunked

 

[Acorn]

IT won't touch this.

IT only touches 9 year old boys

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

showerpill has been completely and utterly slaughtered

 

[Steinberg Witzbaum]

taking a shower doesn't make you entitled inkwell

 

[_meh]

lol

 

[The Judge]

Just shower theory debunked

Jfl.

"I noticed with my ex I could smell something weird and came to realize it was his ass. I’m pretty sure he wiped (maybe not well?) but I’m pretty sure he didn’t properly clean himself in the shower. And I remember a conversation vaguely with his friends saying it was weird or gay to wash your ass in the shower.

i got dumped on Thanksgiving “because of COVID” by a dude whose bed had shit-tracks on it a couple times throughout our relationship. i never said anything and just flipped the sheet over to avoid even thinking about what could be happening. he sleeps naked so maybe he’s sharting in his sleep?"

Feces-encrusted chad is dumping women while we rot on here.

 

[Sir Waco]

Real as fuck
I'm gonna use this against my mom when she complains about my rotmaxxing

 

[unionistcel]

"Just take a shower bro" oficially debunked

 

[The Judge]

IT only touches 9 year old boys

 

[Sir Waco]

you should ask the mods to pin this tbh

 

[The Judge]

you should ask the mods to pin this tbh

@LeFrenchCel @Fat Link @Uggo Mongo

May I get a pin?

Edit: Many thanks, brocels.

 

[The Judge]

taking a shower doesn't make you entitled inkwell

"It's just the bare minimum!!!1"

Meanwhile, Chad:

 

[Fat Link]

"Just take a shower bro" oficially debunked

 

[The Judge]

 

[Razielcel]

Imagine mental gymnastics around this one if they ever touch it.

 

[F̶e̶d̶-̶L̶i̶n̶k̶]

You can have 5 cm thick layer of musk and dirt, if you are chad they will excuse you

 

[Adolf Kitler]

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Good thread, A compilation has been needed for some time to call out yet more stupid gaslighting.

 

[Grodd]

Imagine mental gymnastics around this one if they ever touch it.

 

[TheJester]

Disgusting.

Its insane how I always see absolutely diagusting smelly dudes and drug addicts have cute chicks. Whats going on here? The fuck?

I am obviously doing something wrong. I shower once, sometimes twice a day. I only bath once a month tho because of water bills.

 

[Juiceldom]

Disgusting.

Its insane how I always see absolutely diagusting smelly dudes and drug addicts have cute chicks. Whats going on here? The fuck?

I am obviously doing something wrong. I shower once, sometimes twice a day. I only bath once a month tho because of water bills.

Yeah what is up with that shit, why am I seeing foids with fat slobs and unhygienic retards

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Chad can smear shit on his face and he would still mog me.

 

[Based NaziCel]

IT only touches 9 year old boys

jfl

 

[Based NaziCel]

Of course that IT won’t touch this because this is pure black truth pill.

I’m just wondering what will kikes, IT and normies do when they’ll be left without arguments against blackpill which is simply the truth.

 

[Antorian]

That was already obvious.

If you put the most perfect good, kind, loyal, hygienic incel on one side, and on the other an attractive chad who never showers and who constantly screams "RAPE DAY!", foids would still pick the chad

 

[67InchesSubhuman]

looks is everything

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

IT only touches 9 year old boys

Chad can smear shit on his face and he would still mog me.

 

[shishiowasright]

Great post, one of the best i’ve read in awhile.

 

[Only_Perspective]

IT only touches 9 year old boys

Great thread btw OP.

 

[Levi Shekelstein]

taking a shower doesn't make you entitled inkwell

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

There are no rules

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

I know a guy who was 30 at the time, completely useless, but 6'2 and good bulky genetics. He had 3 kids already from a previous relationship, didn't work, was dating and fucking a 17 yr old dumb foid. He farted profusely, was lazy, spoke to her like a literal piece of shit - she always complained that he had shit stained underwear (because he would fart ALL the time and thought it was absolutely hilarious). They rented a shitty one bedroom apartment and she was working and he just played his computer all the time and was always playing league of legends while she would cook for food for him and his kids AND look after his kids when it was his turn to have them.

I know this, because I used to hear all this shit over mic because I was his friend at the time and used to play league with him. The only thing he ever did was go to the gym, for his own image and vanity and that's it. Women are full of shit.

 

[Balding Subhuman]

I remember this one thread on reddit about a woman who posted pics of her boyfriends piss jars.

Chad can do anything he wants, or not what he wants, as its obvious he doesn't need to shower and women will still shower him with attention. Chad can do nothing wrong.

Incel's on the other hand can't do anything right. No matter how hygienic and well-presentable, yikes buddy, your bone structure is showing. Know your place subhuman.

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

I remember this one thread on reddit about a woman who posted pics of her boyfriends piss jars.

Chad can do anything he wants, or not what he wants, as its obvious he doesn't need to shower and women will still shower him with attention. Chad can do nothing wrong.

Incel's on the other hand can't do anything right. No matter how hygienic and well-presentable, yikes buddy, your bone structure is showing. Know your place subhuman.

 

[SandNiggerKANG]

This is actually the most potent suicidefuel. No matter what a sub5 does, chad will always be the diamond doesn’t matter whether the diamond is unpolished and smeared in shit or if it is polished. People would still want the diamond nonetheless. A sub5 doing hygiene is like trying to polish a piece of turd and expecting its value to meaningfully increase and now expecting people to want the turd more. A turd (sub5) is permanently low smv.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

This is actually the most potent suicidefuel. No matter what a sub5 does, chad will always be the diamond doesn’t matter whether the diamond is unpolished and smeared in shit or if it is polished. People would still want the diamond nonetheless. A sub5 doing hygiene is like trying to polish a piece of turd and expecting its value to meaningfully increase and now expecting people to want the turd more. A turd (sub5) is permanently low smv.

Its the most suicidefuel, yet its also freeing. When it comes to relationships, there's little if anything we can do.

 

[SilentScream]

Impeccable post.

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Extremely good thread. It's not about what you, it's what you look like you do. If you look like people would put you in the thumbnails of self-improvement videos, that's simply how people will perceive you, no matter what you're actually like. On the other hand, if you look like you watch self-improvement videos, then that's also simply how people will see and perceive you, no matter what.

I remember this one thread on reddit about a woman who posted pics of her boyfriends piss jars.

Chad can do anything he wants, or not what he wants, as its obvious he doesn't need to shower and women will still shower him with attention. Chad can do nothing wrong.

Incel's on the other hand can't do anything right. No matter how hygienic and well-presentable, yikes buddy, your bone structure is showing. Know your place subhuman.

This is actually the most potent suicidefuel. No matter what a sub5 does, chad will always be the diamond doesn’t matter whether the diamond is unpolished and smeared in shit or if it is polished. People would still want the diamond nonetheless. A sub5 doing hygiene is like trying to polish a piece of turd and expecting its value to meaningfully increase and now expecting people to want the turd more. A turd (sub5) is permanently low smv.

 

[The Abyss]

Many cases of women complaining their fella doesn't wipe his ass leaving skidmarks on the sheets, still with 'em though.

 

[oldNonrapist]

No fututre. If you have a > 10mm chin; you don't belong here. To chinlets; It's always the same shit. Women will always hate us.

 

[oldNonrapist]

Proeve me wrong.

 

[chadhater1]

With "Just take a shower, incel!" being one of the most common pieces of "advice" we receive online, I have taken the time to compile a entire list of ancedotes from many different women talking about their boyfriends orhusbands refusing to take care of their hygiene. If this does not prove that an attractive guy who smells terrible will still be able to get a girlfriend while an unattractive guy who smells pleasant won't, I don't know what does.

"He will easily go two and a half weeks without showering, probably longer"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/1cq1vf/my_boyfriend_22_has_very_poor_hygiene_how_can_i/


"I’m More Attracted To My Boyfriend When He Doesn’t Shower—Is That Weird?"

I'm More Attracted To My Boyfriend When He Doesn't Shower—Is That Weird?

It's not like I want him to go weeks without showering, but fresh sweat on his body just does something to turn me on and I don't know why.

www.bolde.com

"He won't shower"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/Marriage/comments/sb9g35/he_wont_shower/


"My boyfriend has issues with hygiene"

My boyfriend has issues with hygiene

So I have been dating my boyfriend for 2 years now, and he is wonderful. I have no issues regarding the love/intimacy we have for each other. He is my best friend and we spend every day together. W...

interpersonal.stackexchange.com

My boyfriend won't brush his teeth


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/8bx154/my_boyfriend_25_wont_brush_his_teeth/


"Used to get beat if I told him to wash"


View: https://www.tiktok.com/@izzialicexo/video/7206772310794128645


"Bf won't shower regularly after repeatedly asking"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/p4ncbm/my_26f_bf_26m_wont_shower_regularly_after/


"Husband doesn't shower or brush teeth regularly?"

Husband doesn't shower or brush teeth regularly ?

Hi. Not sure where I should be posting this but. Was wondering if anyone has been in this situation. My husband has

www.netmums.com

"My husband doesn't use toilet paper"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ld67py/my_husband_doesnt_use_toilet_paper/


"He doesn't brush his teeth"

He doesn't brush his teeth. - The Student Room

"I have to beg my boyfriend to take showers"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/11u6peo/i_have_to_beg_my_boyfriend_to_take_showers/


"HELP?? I don't think my bf is wiping his ass??"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/kf81q6/help_i_dont_think_my_bf_is_wiping_his_ass/


"My boyfriend might be too lazy to wipe"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"Boyfriend won't brush his teeth. Wtf do I do?"

https://www.girlsaskguys.com/guys-behavior/q2273101-bf-won-t-brush-his-teeth-wtf-do-i-do

"My crusty boyfriend refuses to wash his clothes"

https://www.reddit.com/r/crustpunk/comments/uqe68o/my_crusty_boyfriend_refuses_to_wash_his_clothes/)

"He showers only a couple times a month and never washes his hands. He wears the same clothes (including underwear) for a week straight. He doesn't brush his teeth or comb his hair."

Stuff

www.stuff.co.nz

"My boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth around me"

my boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth around me

I've been dating this boy for 8 months now. A mutual friend of ours introduced us to each other a year ago but recently we began hanging out alone and finally started dating. We have so much in common he's a great guy but I think he doesn't brush his teeth around me... Our first official date...

www.lipstickalley.com

"My boyfriend showers once ever two weeks, he stinks"

My boyfriend showers once ever two weeks, he stinks - The Student Room

"Boyfriend hygiene problems - who's crazy here?"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"And to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML"

Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get...

Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get...

www.fmylife.com

"My husband will not shower"

Ask E. Jean: My Husband Will Not Shower

How do I get the guy to be more into hygiene? I've tried everything!

www.elle.com

"My boyfriend constantly leaves skid marks on my sheets"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"My boyfriend doesn't like to shower"

My boyfriend doesn’t like to shower…

So my boyfriend (21) has terrible issues with hygiene sometimes and anytime I...

glowing.com

"My boyfriend has bad hygiene but he doesn't think he does"

https://sexuality.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-health/my-boyfriend-has-bad-hygiene-but-he-doesn-t-think-q873179

"How do I get my husband to brush his teeth?"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"My husband absolutely refuses to shower, or even change clothes."

My husband absolutely refuses to shower, or even change clothes. Any suggestions?

I have asked, begged, ordered, pleaded, even explained why medically it is necessary. He is capable of showering, he just won't.

www.agingcare.com

"How do I deal with my very unhygienic boyfriend?"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"Husband never brushes teeth"

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

"Husband doesn't shower and it's wearing me down"

Husband doesn't shower and it's wearing me down now | Mumsnet

I feel like a total nag telling him to shower shower shower. He reeks. The whole room he works from home in stinks. He wears the same clothes all the...

www.mumsnet.com

"Husband refuses to take care of personal hygiene"

Husband Refuses to Maintain Personal Hygiene

Reader’s Question I have struggled with depression since I was a young child, suicidal depression. I was abused in every sense of the word by my mother,...

askthepsych.com

"What if your husband has terrible hygiene?"

The Kissing Conundrum: What if Your Husband Has Terrible Hygiene? - Bare Marriage

baremarriage.com

"How do you deal with your partner’s disgusting habits?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/tzbmer/how_do_you_deal_with_your_partners_disgusting/)

While these aren't the only ones I found, I'd be here for an eternity if I went through every single one. Just remember; These are the men women choosing over you. While yes, it's true that their partners ARE (Mostly) complaining about the lack of hygiene, the mere fact that they managed to get into relationships in the first place says a lot. Meanwhile, none of us here have even been on a single date.

Why would you need to shower when you're 6'3+ and attractive jfl
Foids love contradiction

 

[Foidfolder]

I remember this one thread on reddit about a woman who posted pics of her boyfriends piss jars.

Chad can do anything he wants, or not what he wants, as its obvious he doesn't need to shower and women will still shower him with attention. Chad can do nothing wrong.

Incel's on the other hand can't do anything right. No matter how hygienic and well-presentable, yikes buddy, your bone structure is showing. Know your place subhuman.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

This was so fucking funny to read. Can't say I haven't been guilty of some of these things in the past but I'm a lot better now so where tf are my hoes bro. Maybe I need to wipe my ass 5 more times and shower 3 more times?

 

[ItsOver4cel]

I know a guy who was 30 at the time, completely useless, but 6'2 and good bulky genetics. He had 3 kids already from a previous relationship, didn't work, was dating and fucking a 17 yr old dumb foid. He farted profusely, was lazy, spoke to her like a literal piece of shit - she always complained that he had shit stained underwear (because he would fart ALL the time and thought it was absolutely hilarious). They rented a shitty one bedroom apartment and she was working and he just played his computer all the time and was always playing league of legends while she would cook for food for him and his kids AND look after his kids when it was his turn to have them.

I know this, because I used to hear all this shit over mic because I was his friend at the time and used to play league with him. The only thing he ever did was go to the gym, for his own image and vanity and that's it. Women are full of shit.

Lmao that's brutal. Average oofy doofy has to wageslave 24/7 every day of his life to maintain his relationship with a used up whore and her chadspawn kid whereas chad himself can fuck around doing nothing and use his current gf as a wallet.