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foosballcel
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We all know the most common retarded copes:
But there is one to rule them all ️. You don't find it in YouTube videos of "snake oil traders", but nevertheless it is common on the Internet in general.
Are you ready? Inventing nonexistent dominance hierarchy classes. Never heard? I'll explain.
You see, in human society there are only 3 (three) classes of males: alpha who fuxx, beta who buxx and omega who is bullied. We are much like wolves and apes in this regard. Of course, majority of males are betas and minority are chads and losers like us. Because nature doesn't need to have a lot of the best males and you can't be outcast by being the majority, duh.
However, ego of modern male so fragile, he would DENY he is beta. In the same time he can't be so delusional to think he is actually alpha. So he dreams that he is something different in the best traditions of young adult fantasy novels. And invent such some new ridiculous definitions like "sigma male". J. F. L.
Don't believe me? Try to search "Sigma male" or "Co-alpha male" on the Internet.
You are all betas, my dear COPE-alphas.
- The Wall - In reality you will rot and queen will smash till the end. The ONLY inconvenience is that chad wouldn't commit;
- NAWALT - Looking for unicorns and trad-women which are just different sorts of pick-mes;
- I have to go my way - You were sent your way... bud and can't shut up about it;
- Making a lot of money by living on your own - Just for outliers. In reality tall chads and stacys get money and jobs with no effort regardless, but more often, contrary to their actual skills;
- I will pump and dump just like that "semiboomer" on YouTube said! - In reality only.
But there is one to rule them all ️. You don't find it in YouTube videos of "snake oil traders", but nevertheless it is common on the Internet in general.
Are you ready? Inventing nonexistent dominance hierarchy classes. Never heard? I'll explain.
You see, in human society there are only 3 (three) classes of males: alpha who fuxx, beta who buxx and omega who is bullied. We are much like wolves and apes in this regard. Of course, majority of males are betas and minority are chads and losers like us. Because nature doesn't need to have a lot of the best males and you can't be outcast by being the majority, duh.
However, ego of modern male so fragile, he would DENY he is beta. In the same time he can't be so delusional to think he is actually alpha. So he dreams that he is something different in the best traditions of young adult fantasy novels. And invent such some new ridiculous definitions like "sigma male". J. F. L.
Don't believe me? Try to search "Sigma male" or "Co-alpha male" on the Internet.
You are all betas, my dear COPE-alphas.