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JFL the most blackpilled movie of all time (spaincels GTFIH)

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is this 1993 spanish movie 'jamon, jamon'.
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I remember catching this on tv nearly a decade ago, it was some good fap material back in my early teens. It's a euro film and we all know how they do sex in their movies

the plot basically goes like this
>poor low class silvia (penelope cruz) comes across a manlet betabuxxer (jordi molla) with loads of money
>they get engaged, it's her only way out of poverty you know.
>underwear model chad (javier bardem) enters the scene.
>he gets a gig because his foid boss wants his cock
>he approaches silvia and they start hitting it off
>chad is also fucking his boss on the side
>silvia's cuck fiance gets angry (i dont exactly remember the details)
>silvia runs of to chad, they start fucking instantly
>the cuck finds out, and confrots chad
this is what happens:

:f:

you know what's even more blackpilled?
javier bardem and penolope cruz achieved hollywood super-stardom and both won oscars
they married each other and had two children :lul:
jordi molla only got minor roles in early 00s action movies :incel:
 
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Chad always wins.
 
¡Déja, déjalo!! - ¡Puto! Also, nice easter egg at 2:11. It's @Kent's avi
 
Nope,it's this one
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Chad always wins.
I'm racking my brain, trying to think of a movie where an ugly guy wins the girl at the end. Sure, there are those high-school romance movies where the girl lusts for the ass-hole jock instead of the nice-guy, but they only say the nice-guy nerd is bad-looking -- often he's better looking than the official Chad.

It's like in that The Rock movie, where he plays the fat-kid who becomes a muscle-man. At the end he goes to his high-school reunion and gives a speech about how we should accept each other for what's on the inside, and strips for some reason. If he did that and he was still a big fat-ass he'd be laughed at then arrested -- the "it's what's on the inside that counts" message is completely shoe-horned in, and makes no goddamn sense.



Oh, I kind of thought of a movie where the ugly guy wins at the end; Shrek won the girl, and then bizarrely she became ugly too.
 
lose you mean?

cause they always loose :feelshaha:

HAHAHA lifefuel
I'm racking my brain, trying to think of a movie where an ugly guy wins the girl at the end. Sure, there are those high-school romance movies where the girl lusts for the ass-hole jock instead of the nice-guy, but they only say the nice-guy nerd is bad-looking -- often he's better looking than the official Chad.

It's like in that The Rock movie, where he plays the fat-kid who becomes a muscle-man. At the end he goes to his high-school reunion and gives a speech about how we should accept each other for what's on the inside, and strips for some reason. If he did that and he was still a big fat-ass he'd be laughed at then arrested -- the "it's what's on the inside that counts" message is completely shoe-horned in, and makes no goddamn sense.



Oh, I kind of thought of a movie where the ugly guy wins at the end; Shrek won the girl, and then bizarrely she became ugly too.
 
I'm racking my brain, trying to think of a movie where an ugly guy wins the girl at the end. Sure, there are those high-school romance movies where the girl lusts for the ass-hole jock instead of the nice-guy, but they only say the nice-guy nerd is bad-looking -- often he's better looking than the official Chad.

It's like in that The Rock movie, where he plays the fat-kid who becomes a muscle-man. At the end he goes to his high-school reunion and gives a speech about how we should accept each other for what's on the inside, and strips for some reason. If he did that and he was still a big fat-ass he'd be laughed at then arrested -- the "it's what's on the inside that counts" message is completely shoe-horned in, and makes no goddamn sense.



Oh, I kind of thought of a movie where the ugly guy wins at the end; Shrek won the girl, and then bizarrely she became ugly too.

What a crappy ending, he should’ve gone full CIA on that chad
 
I'm racking my brain, trying to think of a movie where an ugly guy wins the girl at the end. Sure, there are those high-school romance movies where the girl lusts for the ass-hole jock instead of the nice-guy, but they only say the nice-guy nerd is bad-looking -- often he's better looking than the official Chad.

It's like in that The Rock movie, where he plays the fat-kid who becomes a muscle-man. At the end he goes to his high-school reunion and gives a speech about how we should accept each other for what's on the inside, and strips for some reason. If he did that and he was still a big fat-ass he'd be laughed at then arrested -- the "it's what's on the inside that counts" message is completely shoe-horned in, and makes no goddamn sense.



Oh, I kind of thought of a movie where the ugly guy wins at the end; Shrek won the girl, and then bizarrely she became ugly too.

Does that retarded Scott pilgrim movie count? Lol at a sub5 male having trouble getting rid of girls and then getting cucked by a foid who's been passed around like a joint.
 
too bad that cuck didn't win the fight
 
Alien is pretty alienpilled.
If you're an alien, it's over.
 

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