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Blackpill The Most Black Pilled (and Yellow Pilled) Song

Zesto

Zesto

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Before I got into J-Pop I only listened to classic rock. Now I can't stand it but there are a few songs I'll always love.

This is one.



I'm going to break down the lyrics line by line.

Spent some time feelin' inferior standing' in front of my mirror
Combed my hair in a thousand ways, but I came out lookin' just the same

I knew I was an incel and that I'd always be because of my looks.

I tried all the bluepill advice like getting a haircut and it didn't work. You can't change face and I've got the face of a truecel.

Daddy said, son, you better see the world
I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to leave

There's nothing for me in this country so may as well leave.

But remember one thing, don't lose your head to a woman that'll spend your bread

Never betabux.

BettER iNCel than Cuck @Hunter

Paris was a place you could hide away, if you felt you didn't fit in
French police wouldn't give me no peace, they claimed I was a nasty person
Down along the left bank, minding my own
Was knocked down by a human stampede

https://incels.is/threads/my-paris-trip.83768/

Down in rome I wasn't getting enough
Of the things that keep a young man alive

It doesn't matter where I go, I'm truecel in the west.

My body stunk, but I kept my funk at a time when I was right out of luck
Getting desperate, indeed I was looking like a tourist attraction

Gave up on everything, stopped showering, and started LDARing.

I moved right out east, yeah
On the peking ferry I was feeling merry, sailing on my way back here
I fell in love with a slit-eyed lady by the light of an eastern moon

Self explanatory.

Shanghai lil never used the pill, she claimed that it just ain't natural

Not a westernized whore so doesn't use "the pill."

Oh, people, I was glad I found her
Oh, yeah, I was glad I found her
I firmly believed that I didn't need anyone but me
I sincerely thought I was so complete
Look how wrong you can be

I thought I was going to be incel forever until I went to Asia.

The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe

Because they're all disgusting, filthy western pigs.

They wouldn't give you the time of day

They wouldn't want me anyway so it doesn't matter how much I hate this filth.

But the slant-eyed lady knocked me off my feet
God, I was glad I found her

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I relate to the first 2 verses of "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon in the same way. I hope one day to be able to relate to the third one aswell.
 
Fucking based!
 
Holy shit the song is literally about an incel going to an aisan country to get a waifu because the western world is fucked. This song was way before its time.
 
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I never thought that Rod Stewart of all people would write a song about his dream waifu but he did..

Rod Stewart: the OG weeb
 

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