
proudweeb
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brb free apartment from the govt (smells like cabbage but so does K2-18b)
brb free big screen tv (it spies on you, but so do those junky "smart TVs" from korea)
brb free cigarettes
brb free food at work
brb nice neighbors who help you fix the sink
brb guaranteed job, no sending 2000 resumes and jumping thru hoops for jews
brb badass space-filling empires that look cool on a map
brb chocolate ration just increased this week
brb easy access to whores
and most importantly, an ugly old guy like winston (who would be truecel in any western dumbocracy) can ascend with a youthful girl like julia
all you have to do is like, just not talk shit about big brother. it's not that hard lol. but soys hate it cuz muh freedumbs
brb free big screen tv (it spies on you, but so do those junky "smart TVs" from korea)
brb free cigarettes
brb free food at work
brb nice neighbors who help you fix the sink
brb guaranteed job, no sending 2000 resumes and jumping thru hoops for jews
brb badass space-filling empires that look cool on a map
brb chocolate ration just increased this week
brb easy access to whores
and most importantly, an ugly old guy like winston (who would be truecel in any western dumbocracy) can ascend with a youthful girl like julia
all you have to do is like, just not talk shit about big brother. it's not that hard lol. but soys hate it cuz muh freedumbs