Blackpill The modern fuckboy haircut is designed to make you look taller.

[Deleted member 236]

I've long thought the in vogue style for guys to shave the back and sides of their head while leaving it long on top was random and looked ridiculous. But, of course, I just had to consult the basic of incel looks-based ideology to find the reason. My hair's long af because I'm lazy. I'm 5'8. I haven't had a haircut I didn't do myself for 20 years. But when I can stand to look at myself in a mirror and imagine what I'd do to try to enhance my looks if I weren't already ldar grave fodder, I note that I look better when grab the lengthy parts of my hair and pretend they aren't there. And I noticed the main reason for this is that I don't look as short. I don't know exactly how it works, but the concealing of the neck makes me look like I'm sinking into the ground somehow.

The fuckboy haircut for those uninitiated: https://www.menshairstylesnow.com/fuckboy-haircuts/

Confirmed by Google: https://www.gafasamarillas.com/en/m...rcut to look taller,nothing in the lower part.

It's pushing a historical trend to an extreme by raising the hairline to match the hairline at the forehead. It's ridiculous when you think about it. Guys can't raise the height of their body so they're raising the height of their hair. And then they're growing soy beards to conceal a third of their face. Beards are fakeup for guys. All to conform to absurd female standards.

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

I've long thought the in vogue style for guys to shave the back and sides of their head while leaving it long on top was random and looked ridiculous. But, of course, I just had to consult the basic of incel looks-based ideology to find the reason. My hair's long af because I'm lazy. I'm 5'8. I haven't had a haircut I didn't do myself for 20 years. But when I can stand to look at myself in a mirror and imagine what I'd do to try to enhance my looks if I weren't already ldar grave fodder, I note that I look better when grab the lengthy parts of my hair and pretend they aren't there. And I noticed the main reason for this is that I don't look as short. I don't know exactly how it works, but the concealing of the neck makes me look like I'm sinking into the ground somehow.

The fuckboy haircut for those uninitiated: https://www.menshairstylesnow.com/fuckboy-haircuts/

Confirmed by Google: https://www.gafasamarillas.com/en/men's-hairstyles-to-look-taller/#:~:text=Stuffed quiff cut and slicked back&text=This haircut to look taller,nothing in the lower part.

It's pushing a historical trend to an extreme by raising the hairline to match the hairline at the forehead. It's ridiculous when you think about it. Guys can't raise the height of their body so they're raising the height of their hair. And then they're growing soy beards to conceal a third of their face. Beards are fakeup for guys. All to conform to absurd female standards.

 

[Deleted member 33827]

I would rather wear shoe lifts.

 

[Deleted member 33902]

Cheap tactics.
They will resort to that.
And women love it.

 

[Deleted member 33893]

It's true. I have noticed that with a chadlite I beat up in highschool. I was 8 cm taller than him and with his turbofuckboy hair the dude looked almost as tall as me. I am glad I punched him. It's the hair that pissed me off nearly as much as his behaviour

 

[builderseed]

theorized that was the reason

 

[SoloAlex]

Just Bart Simpsonmaxx

 

[your personality]

Cheap tactics.
They will resort to that.
And women love it.

They love that it makes unattractive men uncomfortable but that doesn't always translate into attraction to the guy with the haircut.
An incel with a fuckboy haircut is still an incel.

It's the hair that pissed me off nearly as much as his behaviour

Normies show their chad worship from how much they are obsessed with getting these kind of fades @AAAAAAAAAAAcel

 

[builderseed]

Just Bart Simpsonmaxx
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average men's haircut circa 2030 A.D

 

[SoloAlex]

average men's haircut circa 2030 A.D

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Closest you'll get to saiyan hair irl.
It's over

 

[andinocel]

I fucking hate that broccoli haircut that a lot of these fuckbois (and wannabe fuckbois) have

 

[Gone Coping]

solution for baldcels

 

[Deleted member 236]

I fucking hate that broccoli haircut that a lot of these fuckbois (and wannabe fuckbois) have

Like all things that enhance male SMV, it looks laughable on ugly/average looking guys.

 

[Deleted member 32725]

Like all things that enhance male SMV, it looks laughable on ugly/average looking guys.

True. Never get your haircut or outfit based on what looks good on other guys. If you are a subhuman (like me) you have to figure out what controls the damage the best

 

[Ecstasy]

tfw manlet AND balding

 

[HeroinNihilism]

80spunkmax

 

[Kamikaze]

I thought fuckboy hairstyle was curtains

 

[Deleted member 236]

I thought fuckboy hairstyle was curtains
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Maybe in the 90s

 

[Izayacel]

It's true. I have noticed that with a chadlite I beat up in highschool. I was 8 cm taller than him and with his turbofuckboy hair the dude looked almost as tall as me. I am glad I punched him. It's the hair that pissed me off nearly as much as his behaviour

based

 

[ReplaceMyJuice]

80spunkmax
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They could be posting here

 

[Meus]

I've long thought the in vogue style for guys to shave the back and sides of their head while leaving it long on top was random and looked ridiculous. But, of course, I just had to consult the basic of incel looks-based ideology to find the reason. My hair's long af because I'm lazy. I'm 5'8. I haven't had a haircut I didn't do myself for 20 years. But when I can stand to look at myself in a mirror and imagine what I'd do to try to enhance my looks if I weren't already ldar grave fodder, I note that I look better when grab the lengthy parts of my hair and pretend they aren't there. And I noticed the main reason for this is that I don't look as short. I don't know exactly how it works, but the concealing of the neck makes me look like I'm sinking into the ground somehow.

The fuckboy haircut for those uninitiated: https://www.menshairstylesnow.com/fuckboy-haircuts/

Confirmed by Google: https://www.gafasamarillas.com/en/men's-hairstyles-to-look-taller/#:~:text=Stuffed quiff cut and slicked back&text=This haircut to look taller,nothing in the lower part.

It's pushing a historical trend to an extreme by raising the hairline to match the hairline at the forehead. It's ridiculous when you think about it. Guys can't raise the height of their body so they're raising the height of their hair. And then they're growing soy beards to conceal a third of their face. Beards are fakeup for guys. All to conform to absurd female standards.

Fuck this gay society.

 

[Deleted member 33986]

If you've ever looked into looksmaxxing you'd know that's the reason to get that haircut.

 

[The Abyss]

Fuck boy haircuts look like gay ass roosters trying to impress a female, you see those birds of paradise where the males are vibrant with big plumage & silly dances yet the females are brown, boring & do fuck all but sit by & choose the best jester. Just have a head like Bart Simpson thanks to towerblock hair.

 

[SryMyEnglish]

Yes, its good to get a haircut when YOURE NOT BALDING.

Haircuts dont matter unless you have attractive face

 

[curryboy420]

I fucking hate that broccoli haircut that a lot of these fuckbois (and wannabe fuckbois) have

it looks so fucking dumb, is there anyway we can bully these faggots? Should I bring a scissors and try and cut their broccoli stems off?

 

[erenyeager]

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Closest you'll get to saiyan hair irl.
It's over

If you don't have that hairline genetically. It's over

it looks so fucking dumb, is there anyway we can bully these faggots? Should I bring a scissors and try and cut their broccoli stems off?

Give them the sensitive DhT gene so their hair balds.

tfw manlet AND balding

 

[Deleted member 34301]

I have no idea how to do my hair like that anyway

 

[Deleted member 22237]

It's true. I have noticed that with a chadlite I beat up in highschool. I was 8 cm taller than him and with his turbofuckboy hair the dude looked almost as tall as me. I am glad I punched him. It's the hair that pissed me off nearly as much as his behaviour

ure the chad's bully I think I will need your services

Fuck boy haircuts look like gay ass roosters trying to impress a female, you see those birds of paradise where the males are vibrant with big plumage & silly dances yet the females are brown, boring & do fuck all but sit by & choose the best jester. Just have a head like Bart Simpson thanks to towerblock hair.

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