Cope “The Minecraft movie” reaction thread (Heavy SpoilERs)

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Confirmed - the movie is dogpilled:


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MdM8a3BoSBc&pp=ygUXbWluZWNyYWZ0IG1vdmllI


View: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/fGEBXybnGjg


View: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/a4777WeneI8


View: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/xkqS4HquHDg


View: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/y1BNX8PNKyc


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DnRf6rAg4Zw&pp=ygUQbWluZWNyYWZ0IG1vdmllIA%3D%3D


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0rhjpmpUkk&pp=ygUQbWluZWNyYWZ0IG1vdmllIA%3D%3D


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lbwDRY0-mIA&pp=ygUQbWluZWNyYWZ0IG1vdmllINIH

 

[PersonalityChad]

View: https://youtu.be/SrW9dyPg9Ko

 

[Oneitiscel]

You know Jack Black is washed when he resorts to roles like this.

 

[FuckYou]

it's gonna be absolute kino I can't wait to see it

 

[FuckYou]

You know Jack Black is washed when he resorts to roles like this.

he's just having fun at this point. a lot of Adam Sandler movies are like that.

 

[Grodd]

I wonder how much this movie will gross

 

[Mnnn]

I just can't hate a minecraft movie it's looks wholeome somehow. Will see it and take my own conclusions

 

[Poindexter]

I wonder how much this movie will gross

One Billion dollars or historical flop, call it

 

[Emba]

You know Jack Black is washed when he resorts to roles like this.

 

[WeirdPanda]

No...

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVSXxn3JOLE&pp=ygUWbWluZWNyYWZ0IG1vdmll

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVSXxn3JOLE&pp=ygUWbWluZWNyYWZ0IG1vdmll

Kek, fat-ass niggress, she is so hard to look at!

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVSXxn3JOLE&pp=ygUWbWluZWNyYWZ0IG1vdmll

That niggress is so ugly, he referred to her as the boulder.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

View: https://youtu.be/SrW9dyPg9Ko

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZyokyhb8qw

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUomp0xwc4M

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx-rfuovDZI

 

[TooSomething]

I will not watch it. Just Hollyweird trying to cash in on a trend.

Also, the 69 scene alone is an absolute no-go for me.

Nothing just nothing can stay innocent in the hands of Hollyweird pedos, which was to be expected.

 

[Dr. Butane]

View: https://youtu.be/SrW9dyPg9Ko

That was actually funny lmao

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Jewcraft

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1jswwou/a_minecraft_movie_at_157m_a_record_opening_for/

 

[LUCK]

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

30-minute review of the Jewcraft movie:


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o_fqzM3TXtc

 

[Deep.Nest]

It looks terrible but I still kinda want to see it

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I’m watching it right now on HBO Max - the little white foid is very easy on the eyes.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I’m watching it right now on HBO Max - the little white foid is very easy on the eyes.

It would be nice if a little bit of MDMA accidentally fell into her water bottle in Minecraft.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I’m watching it right now on HBO Max - the little white foid is very easy on the eyes.

I wonder what her body count is.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Just finished watching it.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

It wasn’t bad. Some of the jokes were so cringe it took away from the movie - but, I liked it.

 

[outerdarkness]

How the hell could anyone sit through 90 minutes of that shit?

 

[suicidecase]

Why would anyone watch this infantile crap? Unless maybe you were a fan of the game.