Blackpill the LeapPill

[Sheogorath]

I know Chad can jump higher/longer than us, but isn't it utterly humiliating when even girls are able to?

Men are supposed to have that high-intensity explosive strength, not just in arms but in legs too.

If we can't jump better than women then we are below women.

We should be doing plyometrics just for pride even if it won't help us metaphorically ascend, because it will help us LITERALLY ascend.

 

[WØLF]

This is the first time I’ll unironically say this but... JBB. Lifefuel for blackcels

 

[Sheogorath]

This is the first time I’ll unironically say this but... JBB. Lifefuel for blackcels

or JBW

 

[Cuckoja]

I can barely jump 5cm.

 

[Sheogorath]

where is my chocolate tomboy gf

 

[SoloAlex]

I think I can Jumpmog 99% of the women.