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JFL The law profession is a joke

AsiaCel

AsiaCel

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Lawyers are simply overpaid mental gymnastic champions who try to compete against other champions and justify why their clients didnu nuffin.

They just read the laws and collect bunch of data (past cases, outcomes) and calculate what is the best way to defend/sue a particular case based on past trends/predictions.

You know what else is really good at this task, and can do it in 5 seconds? ChatGPT (Okay, this is overblown, but the foundations are very similar).

Most laws and regulations are written so vaguely that behind the whole facade of justice, is PUBG Battlegrounds game of finding loopholes around them, like the California conforming AR-15s; functionally doing the same thing, but being wasteful on resources on digging a hole and filling it back up)

Given enough money and time, any lawyers can cook up why war is peace and that deers are horses (we have a saying in Chinese: 指鹿為馬).

Their job's skills are strikingly similar to propaganda writers, who also (and asked to) twist words to mean something else; you cannot craft good propaganda without knowing that what you are spilling out is half-truth and cherry picked, your job is to filter out the 99% bad and empashize on the 1% good, so propagandists are some of the smartest, most aware people there are.
 
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Lawyers are simply overpaid mental gymnastic champions
they're also scammers, they can take money for services and do nothing for long time
 
they're also scammers, they can take money for services and do nothing for long time
I don't know if you read my earlier reply to you, but here it is. I think it's relevant to the field of laws.
You're Russian and I'm Chinese. Given our environments, I think we have lots of ideas to draw inspiration from.

I find lots of parallels with wordceling (X meme; aka mental gymnastic of words to give them a different meaning)

DeMocRAtiC CeNTeRISm

It's not hard to think of the tricky scenarios. Law is just a game of lawyers competing against each other who can mental gymnastic their way to win a case.

Anyone with enough money can lobby the judge and hire the best lawyers.

This is apparent when you realize the laws governing the lottery/casino do almost nothing; given enough time and money, any lawyer can mental gymnastify their way to say why war means peace.
 

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