Blackpill The Imagine Thread

[Guest37263]

Heya!

I thought it may be an illuminating exercise to have an "Imagine" thread, where we write out "Imagine if...." and list all the experiences and scenarios that occur in the life of Chad. Things that seem inconceivable and alien to us, but things that are a for-granted daily experience for Chad. This will certainly make normies reading this realise how shockingly alien it is to them too, and wake up on-the-fence incels to realise the truth, they're not as good looking as they think.


I'll start

Imagine the most beautiful girls at your university regularly messaging you, and when youre busy, messaging you asking if anything is wrong, and they're sorry if they said something to offend you

Imagine waking up in the morning and enjoying the sight you see in the mirror

Imagine knowing that ANY woman you see on the street, will say yes if you ask her out

 

[Untrastic]

Imagine being able to go to places without getting disgusted looks by foids or chads when you accidentally make eye contact with them. Imagine having girls phone numbers at alll.
Imagine not having to worry about dying alone, and nobody caring since your parents, the only people who could care about you, probably already died.

 

[norcel]

Imagine someone else actually thinking about you in a positive way

 

[Guest37263]

Imagine being called handsome by someone who isnt a family member or immediate friend.

 

[Kirito3]

Imagine not dying alone

Imagine making a good first impression

Imagine being invited to things

Imagine having a family that is proud of you

 

[Not_Important]

Imagine feeling emotions besides rage and despair

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Imagine having relationships and experiences

Imagine being tall and having hair

Imagine not being alone

Imagine not missing out on your youth

Imagine being wanted

Imagine having good memories and reflecting on them in old age

Imagine having options in life

Imagine being respected


Imagine aaaaall the peeopleeee, haaaaviiiing relaaaationshiiiiips, yoo hoo oo oo oo
You may say, I’m a manlet
But I’m also Norwood 3
I know someday you’ll be too
If a manlet doesn’t ER you

 

[Guest37263]

Imagine having relationships and experiences

Imagine being tall and having hair

Imagine not being alone

Imagine not missing out on your youth

Imagine being wanted

Imagine having good memories and reflecting on them in old age

Imagine having options in life

Imagine being respected

Your sig is everything. Permission to steal? It sounds like such pseudo scientific garbage to most normies and yet it is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE and massively affects our everyday lives as men.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Your sig is everything. Permission to steal? It sounds like such pseudo scientific garbage to most normies and yet it is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE and massively affects our everyday lives as men.

You have my blessing

What do u mean it’s everywhere though? Are people posting about it? Am I incels.is famous?

I guess I’m trendy af fam. Supreme. Juul. Instagram! Smash that like button.

Edit: wait a minute I know you. You’re 6’3” 220lbs. My condolences about your Norwood 7, but 6’3” is always salvageable

 

[Guest37263]

You have my blessing

What do u mean it’s everywhere though? Are people posting about it? Am I incels.is famous?

I guess I’m trendy af fam. Supreme. Juul. Instagram! Smash that like button.

haha noo its everything as in it encapsulates everything that determines a man's whole life so succinctly

Idk, maybe you'll be famoso one day cabron

 

[SchrodingersDick]

haha noo its everything as in it encapsulates everything that determines a man's whole life so succinctly

Idk, maybe you'll be famoso one day cabron

I read everything as everywhere. My bad. Im blind or something.

 

[Guest37263]

Imagine not being blocked by girls you message on facebook with zero explanation

Imagine having something more than a monosyllabic response from a girl on tinder

Imagine getting any match at all on tinder
Imagine people being willing to go the extra mile for you because they care for your success

Imagine getting free bonuses from shops and services you interact with in your daily life

Imagine being the centre of attention without doing anything

Imagine not having to struggle immensely to create a resume just to stand out from the crowd

Imagine being given a job with no effort and a shitty resume in general
Imagine having a hot female teacher in high school and knowing that she finds you sexually attractive and would fuck you at any point if you asked for it

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Imagine all the foids asking you fro sex and they would cry as you dont give a fuck and say no. Imagine you get to the stage where women spam you and as soon as you reply with no they cry. Imagine fucking all the virgins and laughing at people getting your leftovers. Just imagine...

 

[Guest37263]

Imagine being told numerous times per day in public about how handsome you are, particularly at university, all the girls chattering and giggling about you and saying youre hotter than a greek god. Imagine what its like to have that kind of positive validation endlessly, twenty four hours a day, and imagine how good that must feel.

 

[ihaveno1]

imagine not wanting to die

 

[Michael15651]

Imagine someone else actually thinking about you in a positive way

That'll be the day...

 

[Ghost]

Imagine knowing that ANY woman you see on the street, will say yes if you ask her out

Even Chad gets rejected. I'd say at least 40% rejection rate. Unless you're an incubus in flesh yeah maybe you'd be able to seduce 99% of women you see.

 

[Guest37263]

Even Chad gets rejected. I'd say at least 40% rejection rate. Unless you're an incubus in flesh yeah maybe you'd be able to seduce 99% of women you see.

Jorge del rio Romero gets rejected?

 

[Ghost]

Jorge del rio Romero gets rejected?

Ultra gigachad like him probably 5% rejection rate? Lol I dunno... There's no way a mortal man NEVER gets rejected. Unbelievable sorry I'm skeptical...

 

[Guest37263]

Ultra gigachad like him probably 5% rejection rate? Lol I dunno... There's no way a mortal man NEVER gets rejected. Unbelievable sorry I'm skeptical...

I mean obviously chads and gigachads will be rejected by a girl who is conflicted about loyalty to her boyfriend or whatever

Or if the chad goes for older woman who has conditioned herself to believe she’s too old for chad or whatever

But a normal, straight woman who is single and open to finding a partner will never ever turn down Chad under any circumstance

 

[BlkPillPres]

Imagine how surreal it would be to fuck a woman with tourettes, I have to do that shit before I die.

 

[starystulejarz]

Imagine if girl would beg you to cum on her face.

 

[PaulSmenis]

I imagine rape fantasies.

 

[0764]

Imagine holding hands with a girl

Imagine you going to a girls house and meeting her parents and eating dinner with them

Imagine you and your girl making wedding plans

Imagine you your girl and your kid on a vacation

 

[CIA nigger]

imagine if you had the chance to grab an IT numale by his neck and scalp him while hes alive then stick a live grenade in his mouth.
imagine if you saw a skimpily dressed slut in high heels and you splashed her face in acid and ran off. just a fantasy

 

[frickin_cel]

Imagine knowing that just because of a few millimeters of bone, your life is basically a gold platter handed down to you