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platypus

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You perform back breaking workouts 3-4 times a week, after spending 12 hours working & 2 hours commuting through mind-numbing traffic or being coughed and sneezed on in public transport. You ask random stangers in the gym for shady steroid connections and then meekly ask them if they'll inject said steroids into your torn (from heavy squat workouts) ass muscles. You pay thousands of dollars a year on liver destroying fat burners and "health" supplements. Hundreds more on protein powders. You spend your whole weekends preparing healthy meals (you're eating 6 times a day, not counting protein shakes, cos you find it hard to bulk) for the following week of wageslaving and gymmaxxing.

You only get paid for 8 hours of work a day, but you trust that putting in the extra 4-6 hours unpaid overtime will impress your all female management team (JFL!!!). You're 25 now and are adamant that it's only a matter of a few more years before your career (in sales) really takes off and you're bringing in the big bucks. Sure, you'll have to pay 40% of your earnings to the government who hands that out for free to single mothers, but 60% of 300k is good money. (Remind yourself to not think about the fact that Trust fund Chad is getting $3 MILLION a year in payments from the family trust for doing nothing, and will likely inherit the CEO position from his gigawealthy father).

You don't go out much cos you don't have any friends. Tell yourself you have no friends because you're too busy focusing on the important things in life (careermaxxing and gymmaxxing). When you finally make it you'll easily be able to break into any social circles you like.... people in their 30's will surely be flocking to be friends with you, riiiiiiight?

You oscillate between nofap and extreme tranny animated porn. Nofap cycles when you've been reading copious amounts of TheRedPill (while commuting to work and back) and then back to the tranny animations when all your cold approaches have failed for 4 weeks straight.

Your dream is to find a nice young woman who will be a loyal wife and caring mother for your children. But when you ask advice on how to achieve this on Reddit you are met with the scorn of a thousand "polyamorous" cucks who mock your sense of entitlement and neo-nazi sexist values. You are told to embrace women's sexuality and be happy that they allowed you to be one of their multiple "boyfriends". Disgusted with the soylent state of supplicating simps on Reddit you knock back another protein shake, rub one out to your favourite tranny animation, and go to sleep by midnight. That should get you 5 hours of sleep before the next day of wageslaving. Sure, it's nowhere near enough sleep but when you make your career you'll be able to take your foot of the gas a bit and life will be so much easier. Life will be so much easier when you're 35; you're only 25 now....
 
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I am neetmaxing right now. I have never felt more content in my life - reading up on philosophy, practicing musical instruments, doing light exercise throughout the day, playing vidya and daytrading crypto.

Thinking about becoming an alcoholic also.
 
I am neetmaxing right now. I have never felt more content in my life - reading up on philosophy, practicing musical instruments, doing light exercise throughout the day, playing vidya and daytrading crypto.

Thinking about becoming an alcoholic also.

You're doing God's work.
 
Cuck life the movie.
I read it op and I'm so happy I'm killing myself with fast food now and living life for enjoyment so I don't live to be old and shitting in a diaper.
 
I'd be proud of such an effort. Sure, you may fail in the end, but at least you weren't rotting from the get go, like I did. St. BlackOps will reward your endeavors greatly brother.
 
My dream is to become good looking enough through surgery and working out to fuck club/online sluts. Literally that's it. I just want the validation of knowing I can do it.
 
Good post, but you shit on gymcelling too much. I'm not gymcelling right now but I try to control the calories I eat and occasionally do some short exercise here or there. I'm glad for anyone who has the drive to keep at it.

I am neetmaxing right now. I have never felt more content in my life - reading up on philosophy, practicing musical instruments, doing light exercise throughout the day, playing vidya and daytrading crypto.

Thinking about becoming an alcoholic also.

You're doing it right. The problem with NEETing is that you start to get bored, fall into endless vidya/porn/anime/etc., and then get extremely depressed and maybe sui.

Obviously anyone on this site is probably depressed already, but the most positive way to NEET is to just do shit to boost self-esteem. I'm a schoolcel on summer break so basically NEETing for now. I'm happier now than during the year, but recently I did a bunch of volunteering to get hours for school(helping out at a summer school type thing for young kids, not working at a domestic violence center or something cucked.). I probably felt the best I did all summer during the two weeks I was volunteering.
 

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