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FatFoidHater69

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On that subreddit there are always a handful of foids that try to be part of the community when its literally got "guys" in the subreddit's name. You know, the ones that like to fucking gaslight every chance they get.

There was this one that if I remember was likst 145cm tall or some crazy shit from a nordic country, and she would always talk about how much she didn't care about height, how her bf was 5'5 etc etc. I used to not be banned on that shit site, so I and other non-retards on that subreddit called bs and started asking what else he had to offer her, and she spat out the same bs bluepill shit everyone else does XD (and the retards ate it up). A couple weeks later, one of the chads that was calling her out with me in a bunch of comment sections made a post about her recent comments she made on other subreddits. She went in detail about how the 5'5 bf she said she loved had a 8.5 inch dick (most likely an exaggeration knowing how bad foids are with guessing/measuring) and how much she loved it. I won't make this post even gayer by saying exactly what she said, but just know that It made it very obvious to us all on r/shortguys why this foid loved her bf; because he was in the top 1% for another genetic lottery trait. She spent a day trying to get herself out of it, but in the end resorted to calling us all incels blah blah blah, you know the usual XD.

I think her name was something like Namika or Nanka or some shit like that, if anyone else was on that subreddit like 1.5 years ago.
 
She went in detail about how the 5'5 bf she said she loved had a 8.5 inch dick (most likely an exaggeration knowing how bad foids are with guessing/measuring) and how much she loved it. I won't make this post even gayer by saying exactly what she said, but just know that It made it very obvious to us all on r/shortguys why this foid loved her bf; because he was in the top 1% for another genetic lottery trait.

Another penis pill. It just never stops. @TooSomething @starystulejarz @Spooky_Heejin

Dickpill undefeated.

It truly is undefeated. Having a big penis is absolutely necessary. The penis pill destroyed me. Whenever I wake up, I instantly have to think about it. My first thought is to have a big penis.
 
He is still decently taller than her. A big dick won’t override height failo. This would be something if she was taller or a little shorter.

Big dick or not, you just can’t physically dominate a woman close to your height or shorter in the bedroom.
 
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It truly is undefeated. Having a big penis is absolutely necessary. The penis pill destroyed me. Whenever I wake up, I instantly have to think about it. My first thought is to have a big penis.
Is yours less than 6 inches?
 
Another penis pill. It just never stops. @TooSomething @starystulejarz @Spooky_Heejin



It truly is undefeated. Having a big penis is absolutely necessary. The penis pill destroyed me. Whenever I wake up, I instantly have to think about it. My first thought is to have a big penis.
Imagine how calming it would be knowing that you have a big dick.

You fall asleep because you are at peace. You wake up and are relaxed, because you know that you have a big dick.

You wouldn't have to worry about it.

Life already has enough challenges as it is, being born with shit genetics to instantly become an outcast is something none of us had any say in, any influence at.

We were given a hand that is impossible to play with.

If at least everyone was born with an ideal body and mind ... .
Then it would literally be up to you to either make it or not.

You would not be held back by life ruining genetics.

Yesterday I did watch some amateur porn between young couples. Early twenties.

Literally in their prime, full of life, full of strength, fucking like rabbits. Dudes of course had either massive or proper big dicks.
Foids never complained about it hurting. Their cunts can push out babies, of course they can and want to take big dicks.

I have read how foids describe the feeling of a big dick and an average dick inside.
The big dick makes them feel more because it touches more nerves.

The dickpill is suicide fuel for me, tbh.

I don't try to think about it and use all kinds of copes.
It has taken a serious toll on my mental health.

The worst part is that there is a huge social stigma on this topic.
Men cannot talk about this openly without fear of being ridiculed.

Admitting irl to having a small dick is social suicide.
Foids will avoid relationships with you, regardless of what you look like.

Like, even if you were a Chad, do you really think foids would want you if they knew that you had a below average dick?

As a Chad you better have at least an average dick.

Of not, you are cooked, cause what are all the good looks good for if they can't enjoy getting railed by Chad?

I just don't want to wake up anymore each night I go to sleep.
 
Imagine how calming it would be knowing that you have a big dick.

You fall asleep because you are at peace. You wake up and are relaxed, because you know that you have a big dick.

You wouldn't have to worry about it.

Life already has enough challenges as it is, being born with shit genetics to instantly become an outcast is something none of us had any say in, any influence at.

We were given a hand that is impossible to play with.

If at least everyone was born with an ideal body and mind ... .
Then it would literally be up to you to either make it or not.

You would not be held back by life ruining genetics.

Yesterday I did watch some amateur porn between young couples. Early twenties.

Literally in their prime, full of life, full of strength, fucking like rabbits. Dudes of course had either massive or proper big dicks.
Foids never complained about it hurting. Their cunts can push out babies, of course they can and want to take big dicks.

I have read how foids describe the feeling of a big dick and an average dick inside.
The big dick makes them feel more because it touches more nerves.

The dickpill is suicide fuel for me, tbh.

I don't try to think about it and use all kinds of copes.
It has taken a serious toll on my mental health.

The worst part is that there is a huge social stigma on this topic.
Men cannot talk about this openly without fear of being ridiculed.

Admitting irl to having a small dick is social suicide.
Foids will avoid relationships with you, regardless of what you look like.

Like, even if you were a Chad, do you really think foids would want you if they knew that you had a below average dick?

As a Chad you better have at least an average dick.

Of not, you are cooked, cause what are all the good looks good for if they can't enjoy getting railed by Chad?

I just don't want to wake up anymore each night I go to sleep.
Borderline gay post
 
Legit if dick is under 7 inches Idgaf what anyone says especially women I think that's fairly common knowledge by now - you better have some other shit going for you like good face, height or you are statistically and factually done, ovER.
 
Small dicks (under 7") are being genocided. It was fine pre-porn and back when women were not all whores, but nowadays if you're 7" you're considered on the smaller side of average even though statistically you're above.

Small dudes opt out. No point. You'll just be ridiculed, mocked, and humiliated when she tells everyone behind your back.
 
Imagine how calming it would be knowing that you have a big dick.

You fall asleep because you are at peace. You wake up and are relaxed, because you know that you have a big dick.

You wouldn't have to worry about it.

Life already has enough challenges as it is, being born with shit genetics to instantly become an outcast is something none of us had any say in, any influence at.

We were given a hand that is impossible to play with.

If at least everyone was born with an ideal body and mind ... .
Then it would literally be up to you to either make it or not.

You would not be held back by life ruining genetics.

Yesterday I did watch some amateur porn between young couples. Early twenties.

Literally in their prime, full of life, full of strength, fucking like rabbits. Dudes of course had either massive or proper big dicks.
Foids never complained about it hurting. Their cunts can push out babies, of course they can and want to take big dicks.

I have read how foids describe the feeling of a big dick and an average dick inside.
The big dick makes them feel more because it touches more nerves.

The dickpill is suicide fuel for me, tbh.

I don't try to think about it and use all kinds of copes.
It has taken a serious toll on my mental health.

The worst part is that there is a huge social stigma on this topic.
Men cannot talk about this openly without fear of being ridiculed.

Admitting irl to having a small dick is social suicide.
Foids will avoid relationships with you, regardless of what you look like.

Like, even if you were a Chad, do you really think foids would want you if they knew that you had a below average dick?

As a Chad you better have at least an average dick.

Of not, you are cooked, cause what are all the good looks good for if they can't enjoy getting railed by Chad?

I just don't want to wake up anymore each night I go to sleep.

That was a brutal text that I even had to take a break reading it.

Imagine how calming it would be knowing that you have a big dick.

You fall asleep because you are at peace. You wake up and are relaxed, because you know that you have a big dick.

You wouldn't have to worry about it.

That would indeed be blissful. Sleeping well and then waking up, knowing that I have a big penis. Then imagine, a female is next to me. And she also knows that I have a big penis.

Life already has enough challenges as it is, being born with shit genetics to instantly become an outcast is something none of us had any say in, any influence at.

We were given a hand that is impossible to play with.

If at least everyone was born with an ideal body and mind ... .
Then it would literally be up to you to either make it or not.

You would not be held back by life ruining genetics.

I wish that every man would have at least a big penis. Just like all male donkeys have a big penis. It would also make sense from an evolutionary biology standpoint, yet this is not the case. It does not even make sense.

Yesterday I did watch some amateur porn between young couples. Early twenties.

Literally in their prime, full of life, full of strength, fucking like rabbits. Dudes of course had either massive or proper big dicks.
Foids never complained about it hurting. Their cunts can push out babies, of course they can and want to take big dicks.

I have read how foids describe the feeling of a big dick and an average dick inside.
The big dick makes them feel more because it touches more nerves.

Whenever you watch something like this, you will always be remidned what you will never have and what you missed out on.I also find it infuriating when people say "sex is not eveything", yet it is all about it. It is all about coitus.It is also infuriating when females and people in general try to downplay it. They say stuff, that "size does not matter" or female tell a story about ex-boyfriends with big dicks and "that it was hurtful". No man wants to hear that. Telling such a story to her current boyfriend about her ex-boyfriends big penis and then telling her current boyfriend that he has a "boyfriend dick". That is absolutely humiliating and embarrassing. That is absolutely soul crushing. Even hearing this or reading a story like this gives me homicidal ideations. It gives me omnipotence fantasies of me in different version where I am a perfect being. A creature above evrything, that is being worshipped.

The dickpill is suicide fuel for me, tbh.

It truly is. It is the same for me as well.

I don't try to think about it and use all kinds of copes.
It has taken a serious toll on my mental health.

The worst part is that there is a huge social stigma on this topic.
Men cannot talk about this openly without fear of being ridiculed.

Admitting irl to having a small dick is social suicide.
Foids will avoid relationships with you, regardless of what you look like.

Even on here. I think it was @GeckoBus who talked about it, calling it "second hand penis envy". I think that females do not actually have penis envy but it is men. Females are not in the position to be envious in the first place because they do not even have a penis. I think that men with smaller penises are envious of men with bigger penises. Penis envy only exist in men.

Like, even if you were a Chad, do you really think foids would want you if they knew that you had a below average dick?

As a Chad you better have at least an average dick.

Of not, you are cooked, cause what are all the good looks good for if they can't enjoy getting railed by Chad?

Average is small. The thing is, she will talk about it. She talk about that to her friends. Being good-looking and having an average penis, is the bare minimum here but even that is not sufficient. But in this case, looks will carry you. On the other hand, most break ups are initiated by females and it is also because of penis size. @starystulejarz showed the stats to it. It is really mainly about penis size.

I just don't want to wake up anymore each night I go to sleep.

Same here. Or I wish to wake up with a big penis. That would be blissful.
 
Legit if dick is under 7 inches Idgaf what anyone says especially women I think that's fairly common knowledge by now - you better have some other shit going for you like good face, height or you are statistically and factually done, ovER.

Small dicks (under 7") are being genocided. It was fine pre-porn and back when women were not all whores, but nowadays if you're 7" you're considered on the smaller side of average even though statistically you're above.

Small dudes opt out. No point. You'll just be ridiculed, mocked, and humiliated when she tells everyone behind your back.

Exactly. You must at least have 7 inches. Otherwise it is over.
 
Another penis pill. It just never stops. @
You either have 7 inch or longer dick or go home. Even unicorns with shallower pussy may be tempted to try out bigger dildoes and there is a high chance she will like it and cheat on you with a real guy that has similar dildo sized dick.
Same here. Or I wish to wake up with a big penis. That would be blissful.
No big dick no normal life
 
Exactly. You must at least have 7 inches. Otherwise it is over.
8/10 face, 6ft, 7 inch is the minimal required stats to be a human in eyes of foids in 2025. :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
Exactly. You must at least have 7 inches. Otherwise it is over.


I still have to order those herbs, btw.

Also, have you checked out what hormones are released when you fast for at least three days?

Growth hormones are also released. If we have youngcels here, they should give this a shot and do regular fasting until age 25.

Maybe it will help them.

Maybe it will somehow help my dick get a bit bigger.

I am more worried about my dick than my face, tbh, although my left jaw joint is broken and I look deformed because of it. I am just lucky that it doesn't hurt when speaking or chewing.

It healed / grew together badly. Made my facial asymetry even worse.

My right side is very mas uline but my left side looks very feminine.
It is so fucking weird.

Without a beard I look fucking young, like early twenties. With a beard I look like a fucking hobo.

But the dick worries me way more.
 
8/10 face, 6ft, 7 inch is the minimal required stats to be a human in eyes of foids in 2025. :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
All I have going for me is my height, but because of scoliosis and a flat lower back, missing natural curvature I have constant back issues.

Very shitty genes.
 
You either have 7 inch or longer dick or go home. Even unicorns with shallower pussy may be tempted to try out bigger dildoes and there is a high chance she will like it and cheat on you with a real guy that has similar dildo sized dick.

No big dick no normal life

8/10 face, 6ft, 7 inch is the minimal required stats to be a human in eyes of foids in 2025. :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:

It is absolutely over. By the way, I am talking to someone else and he is telling me a story from back then. I will copy and paste it. I used Google translate for it:

"She met up with someone who called himself Loki.

They had sex

And she said, should I show you what kind of penis Loki has?

I said yes, because I wanted to know what the thing looked like on other people

Not because I like it, but just for comparison

Shit, I thought to myself, how can such a stupid cock be so long...,"

"This one flew especially to Loki from Argentina

probably because of the penis

This Loki looked very good, but he seemed slightly feminine

and rather slim

So you couldn't tell that he had a horse dick

I was totally destroyed."


I changed some words in the text because some of them did not make sense. He also send me the pictures and I would say, that he at least is around 7,5 inches. My penis looks nothing like that. Again, I am just being absolutely humiliated by it.

And this is how it works. People talk about it, specially females and then they will brag about it. Keep in mind, that this exchange is from 2012 on a so called "rightwing" forum. Yet females on that forum flew out to men with big pensies and got fucked. JUST. FUCKING. LOL. AT. THIS. WORLD.

@TooSomething @Spooky_Heejin
 
And this is how it works. People talk about it, specially females and then they will brag about it. Keep in mind, that this exchange is from 2012 on a so called "rightwing" forum. Yet females on that forum flew out to men with big pensies and got fucked. JUST. FUCKING. LOL. AT. THIS. WORLD.
"conservative" women are only joining those circles to get breeded by big dicked Chads they don't care about society or moral values
 
"conservative" women are only joining those circles to get breeded by big dicked Chads they don't care about society or moral values

Indeed. It is always pathetic that "rightwing" men would defend such whores. Absolute cucks.
 
He is still decently taller than her. A big dick won’t override height failo. This would be something if she was taller or a little shorter.

Big dick or not, you just can’t physically dominate a woman close to your height or shorter in the bedroom.
You can. You can also tecnically satisfy a foid with a 6 inch dick. The thing is that foids like the idea of something not the thing itself.
 
You can. You can also tecnically satisfy a foid with a 6 inch dick. The thing is that foids like the idea of something not the thing itself.
Yeah no. Physical domination is a big part of sex. You can't man-handle a woman 1-2 inches shorter. Taller is even worse. Imagine her on top and hunched over.
 
Yeah no. Physical domination is a big part of sex. You can't man-handle a woman 1-2 inches shorter. Taller is even worse. Imagine her on top and hunched over.
You can if you have decent muscle mass. Also men with the same muscle mass as a woman are pretty much stronger
 
You can if you have decent muscle mass. Also men with the same muscle mass as a woman are pretty much stronger
Doesn't matter. It won't be the same as when a taller guy does it. You'll just make yourself look stupid.
 
Yup always the same shit, be above average across the board or top percentile in something they value.
 
Chinks might be the only solution for manlets.
 
Whenever I wake up, I instantly have to think about it. My first thought is to have a big penis.
Be bareful with such statements as there's more than way to go about it, other than to be born with one...
 
The penis pill penetrated me.
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I still have to order those herbs, btw.

Also, have you checked out what hormones are released when you fast for at least three days?

Growth hormones are also released. If we have youngcels here, they should give this a shot and do regular fasting until age 25.

Maybe it will help them.

Maybe it will somehow help my dick get a bit bigger.

I am more worried about my dick than my face, tbh, although my left jaw joint is broken and I look deformed because of it. I am just lucky that it doesn't hurt when speaking or chewing.

It healed / grew together badly. Made my facial asymetry even worse.

My right side is very mas uline but my left side looks very feminine.
It is so fucking weird.

Without a beard I look fucking young, like early twenties. With a beard I look like a fucking hobo.

But the dick worries me way more.

By the way, when you do have the herb, please tell me and when you make a thread about it please quote me.

About fasting and releasing growth hormones. I also talked about someone else about it. Apparently drinking enough water when growing up also has an impact on penis growth. This is something that is not really talked about it either. When I was a child, I did not drink much water. I also drank fizzy drinks like Mezzo Mix. In school, I also did not drink much water and later on in elementary school and later on in highschool, I did not drink at all. Also, the water should be the best quality there is and it should be from a glass bottle. I am not saying that if I would have drank more water, that I would have a 10 inch penis now, but it is like I have not fully developed and that perhaps, I would have a 7 inch penis.
I wish my parents would have cared more. My parents were not bad to me but it is like they did not really care. I wish they would have given me the best water back then. I wish, they would have supervised what I ate and drunk. I wish, they would have given me watermelon and the best quality water from a glass bottle to school. I wish for breakfast, I would not have been eating cornflakes which destroys testosterone but instead they would have given me organic eggs and bacon for breakfast. I wish, they would have given me raw organic milk, bone marrow and liver. Also people today barely eat fish anymore. I wish, we would have consumed more fish.

Considering all of that, I am now eating more meat and I might also eat liver as well. I also have been drinking more water from a better source. I am also doing kegels almost every day. Perhaps I also should get the herb und just use it on my penis.
 
By the way, when you do have the herb, please tell me and when you make a thread about it please quote me.

About fasting and releasing growth hormones. I also talked about someone else about it. Apparently drinking enough water when growing up also has an impact on penis growth. This is something that is not really talked about it either. When I was a child, I did not drink much water. I also drank fizzy drinks like Mezzo Mix. In school, I also did not drink much water and later on in elementary school and later on in highschool, I did not drink at all. Also, the water should be the best quality there is and it should be from a glass bottle. I am not saying that if I would have drank more water, that I would have a 10 inch penis now, but it is like I have not fully developed and that perhaps, I would have a 7 inch penis.
I wish my parents would have cared more. My parents were not bad to me but it is like they did not really care. I wish they would have given me the best water back then. I wish, they would have supervised what I ate and drunk. I wish, they would have given me watermelon and the best quality water from a glass bottle to school. I wish for breakfast, I would not have been eating cornflakes which destroys testosterone but instead they would have given me organic eggs and bacon for breakfast. I wish, they would have given me raw organic milk, bone marrow and liver. Also people today barely eat fish anymore. I wish, we would have consumed more fish.

Considering all of that, I am now eating more meat and I might also eat liver as well. I also have been drinking more water from a better source. I am also doing kegels almost every day. Perhaps I also should get the herb und just use it on my penis.
I eat raw liver, sometimes pigs brain, bone marrow, raw milk and raw eggs.

Other organs I don't have to eat because liver is so much better.

Sometimes Ii make myself some eggs with bacon.

I also eat a lot of raw fat.

Most of my diet is raw snimal foods.

As for plants, I only eat some fruits as they don't fuck up my gut.

Soon I will do my first three day fast in a long time.
 
8.5inch for a foid means it was probably like 6.5 to 7 max
 
I eat raw liver, sometimes pigs brain, bone marrow, raw milk and raw eggs.

Other organs I don't have to eat because liver is so much better.

Sometimes Ii make myself some eggs with bacon.

I also eat a lot of raw fat.

Most of my diet is raw snimal foods.

As for plants, I only eat some fruits as they don't fuck up my gut.

Soon I will do my first three day fast in a long time.

Sv3irdgemaxxed
 

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