Serious The first thing to do when I get a gf

[Cuyen]

I imagine I get a gf what would be first thing? yes kissing and shit, but also taking a pic. yes. I would want to certificate my ascension by taking our pic while holding hands or hugging and shit. I'm so jealous of couple pics tbh. if I get a gf i'll pull out my phone and take a pic of us. couple pics are a message to the world WE ARE FUCKING, WE ARE COUPLE, WE ARE FUCKING you see they fucking when you see their pics. so that would be the first thing I'd do tbh.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

I would bang

 

[Cuyen]

I would bang

what if she leaves you before you bang her? you NEED to certificate shes your gf, then bang.

 

[Angry_runt]

If you'd want to take a pic of yourself, you can't be that ugly.

If I got a girlfriend, the first thing I'd do is get her pregnant... then again and again. With three kids she won't have time to fuck Chad and she'd be mine forever.

 

[Rassimov]

I imagine I get a gf what would be first thing? .

 

[LastGerman]

You could enter her and then lift her and make a picture of it.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

If you'd want to take a pic of yourself, you can't be that ugly.

If I got a girlfriend, the first thing I'd do is get her pregnant... then again and again. With three kids she won't have time to fuck Chad and she'd be mine forever.

Based and truthpilled.

 

[Cuyen]

If you'd want to take a pic of yourself, you can't be that ugly.

if you get a gf, you cant be that ugly*

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

what if she leaves you before you bang her? you NEED to certificate shes your gf, then bang.

first step: bang
second step: becoming gf

 

[Deleted member 11159]

imagine kissing your gf knowing that dozens of other men's dicks were pressed against those same lips.

 

[Cuyen]

imagine kissing your gf knowing that dozens of other men's dicks were pressed against those same lips.

thats why virgin petite gf or death.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Same tbh

 

[DoctorBlythe]

I would probably cry like a bitch and

Spoiler

wake up

 

[BlkPillPres]

if you get a gf, you cant be that ugly*

Which is why the WHEN part of your thread title is so funny

Caught me kind of off guard seeing an incel say "WHEN I get a gf"

 

[Cuyen]

Which is why the WHEN part of your thread title is so funny

Caught me kind of off guard seeing an incel say "WHEN I get a gf"

yea im just coping

 

[AntiPain]

If you ever do get a gf, don't become a cuck
don't let these females fool you

 

[BlkPillPres]

Got some strong ER vibes from this moment

 

[Emba]

Check to see if im awake

 

[Sans]

I’d just live in the moment.

Check to see if im awake

Oh yeah, that too. I’ve thought I’ve ascended only to wake up one too many times.

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

I imagine I get a gf what would be first thing? yes kissing and shit, but also taking a pic. yes. I would want to certificate my ascension by taking our pic while holding hands or hugging and shit. I'm so jealous of couple pics tbh. if I get a gf i'll pull out my phone and take a pic of us. couple pics are a message to the world WE ARE FUCKING, WE ARE COUPLE, WE ARE FUCKING you see they fucking when you see their pics. so that would be the first thing I'd do tbh.

You mean THIS:

 

[JestER]

Probably cower in fear wondering when she will harvest my organs or send her goons to rob me before I get to 4th base, ascension is an impossibility for me and if it were possible then it would directly break the laws of the universe.

 

[Ellsworth]

first step: bang
second step: becoming gf

 

[Adamhastor]

Always fuck first, if you haven't fucked her, she's not your gf.

 

[needsolution]

You mean THIS:
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delete this shit please

 

[Hate_my_life]

Could have sworn months ago you would have said the first thing you'd do is beat her up?

 

[ihaveno1]

wish i had a gf

 

[Saigon Depression]

The first thing to do: Push her against the wall and give her a long french kiss