News The first female spacewalk was a colossoal failure

[Total Imbecile]

FUCKING LOL @ WOMEN, they replaced a dead battery and wasted 7 hours of good air doing it, I could teach a monkey how to do that in like 1/4 that time

I was hoping something would go wrong tbh but their walk was nothing short of horrible either way

Reminder that men did this 100 years ago

while women are bragging about replacing a battery

The mission was also planned by a team o male engineers, seriously women have no place in space, just imagine them flying around bleeding out of their cunt in 0 G, disgusting

 

[Lester]

wish i could fuck an astronaut foid in zero G

it's over for spacecels

 

[littlemanhikicel]

I suppose that they are hormoned as women athletes do so that they don't have their period.

 

[FidelCashflow]

These bitches cant drive, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let them play astronaut?

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Christ, they really are incompetent children...

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

wish i could fuck an astronaut foid in zero G

Only for Chad

 

[Lester]

Only for Chad

Still, imagine how cool it would be fucking in zero g. Spinning around and shit. You'd cum in her and then it would fly out while shes spinning, like water flying off a wet ball in a big ass ring.

Alright I'm done.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Still, imagine how cool it would be fucking in zero g. Spinning around and shit. You'd cum in her and then it would fly out while shes spinning, like water flying off a wet ball in a big ass ring.

Alright I'm done.

I also have that fantasy sometimes .

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

this isn't really something of note, it is expected.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Still, imagine how cool it would be fucking

This concept alone is inconceivable to me jfl

 

[Lester]

I also have that fantasy sometimes .

Damn what a coincidence. What's your Astrology sign? Maybe we're star brothers if we have the same zero g impregnation outerspace porn fantasy?

This concept alone is inconceivable to me

 

[MountainGorilla]

Imagine if an all female astronaut crew suddenly had periods in space and the period just floats around and then they accidentally get it on their equipment. They're gonna say how they're brave strong women for cleaning equipment covered in their own period blood.

FUCKING LOL @ WOMEN, they replaced a dead battery and wasted 7 hours of good air doing it, I could teach a monkey how to do that in like 1/4 that time

I was hoping something would go wrong tbh but their walk was nothing short of horrible either way

Reminder that men did this 100 years ago

while women are bragging about replacing a battery

The mission was also planned by a team o male engineers, seriously women have no place in space, just imagine them flying around bleeding out of their cunt in 0 G, disgusting

JFL the burning of the library of alexandria, I wonder how much money they spent just to fund this joke

 

[WawelDragon1683]

Reminder that men did this 100 years ago

I don't think the moon landing happened 100 years ago.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Was this meant for Off Topic?

 

[souljeroflove]

FUCKING LOL @ WOMEN, they replaced a dead battery and wasted 7 hours of good air doing it, I could teach a monkey how to do that in like 1/4 that time

I was hoping something would go wrong tbh but their walk was nothing short of horrible either way

Reminder that men did this 100 years ago

while women are bragging about replacing a battery

The mission was also planned by a team o male engineers, seriously women have no place in space, just imagine them flying around bleeding out of their cunt in 0 G, disgusting

They replaced a unit that controls charging batteries, and I'm quite certain you couldn't have done it even with the same level of training they had lol. And as was just pointed out, no one was in space 100 years ago. You couldn't even spell your thread title properly.

To be clear, I've got no issue at all calling out a foid for what they are, but you just make no sense...

 

[Emba]

Best cgi ever!

Fake space is so hoaxy!

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

wish i could fuck an astronaut foid in zero G

it's over for spacecels

If there's a chad there he will. The normie looking guys have to jerk off into a condom so it doesn't float around

 

[Lester]

If there's a chad there he will. The normie looking guys have to jerk off into a condom so it doesn't float around

fucking a foid in zero G is my new ultimate fanstasy

The two of you are floating around, copulating like GODS.

You are literally levitating above the rest of the planet, spinning and flying and fucking like animals.

Then you nut in her and she just floats away with your seed.

I need to astronautmaxx

 

[Deleted member 21768]

I would say this is a shocking surprise to me.
But I don't think anyone would believe that lie. Not even women.

 

[JestER]

They are getting railed by AstroChad as we speak, letting foids vote was a huge mistake

 

[MountainGorilla]

Bigdaddy government mogging the entire earth with astrofoids

 

[PPEcel]

How was their spacewalk a failure? Just asking...
Btw, it wasn't even "the first female to spacewalk", it was "the first all-female spacewalk".

 

[MountainGorilla]

How was their spacewalk a failure? Just asking...
Btw, it wasn't even "the first female to spacewalk", it was "the first all-female spacewalk".

It was a failure the moment where they talk about being foids

 

[zangano1]

Females are useless

 

[CrackingYs]

There's zero chance any of these foids actually was superior to all of the male astronauts who were training for the same mission. NASA specifically chose these cunts over more qualified astronauts simply because they have a bleeding hole between their legs.

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

They kill there ovaries due to cosmic radiation for nothing *honk honk*

 

[presidencel]

Yeah its like telling a child to change your oil.