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Experiment The feds offered you a way to ascend

The feds offered you a way to ascend


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Seahorsecel

Seahorsecel

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A group of feds approach you from the streets. They have been spying on YOU for a long time now. The CIA and FBI have been trying to remove the incel threat for years, but were unsuccessful time and time again. After careful consideration, they have chosen YOU for the job.

Conditions:
1. You must hunt down every incel and eliminate them.
2. You must show ZERO reluctance and mercy AT ALL.
3. You are given 5 years to finish the job. (They'll let you go scot-free if you fail this criteria)

If you refuse, you'll walk away safely, never to be bothered again.

Your weapons (All paid for by the FBI)
1. Military grade body armor
2. Pistol of your choice + appropriate ammunition
3. Various tools to break down barriers, doors, etc...

Rewards:
1. A harem of 72 10/10 gigastacies of your choice (Out of a pool of 400)
2. Unspecified amount of money, ranging from $10m all the way to $100m
3. All your health expense(s) will be covered by the state
 
it's not an ascension, just a bribery
 
1711632355952
 
Ur a lying ass bitch if u said no
 
It's a loss on all of them
 
brocels before hos
 
no feds I will not eat ze bugs I will not fuck ze 72 troon harem
 
yes i will put my brocels out of their misery
 
I will kill ugly normies and tell the feds that the job is done. My brocels will be alive and I’ll pay the some of the stacies from the money I’ve received to fuck some of my brocels. Win-win scenario
 
No I would not. I could not bring myself to kill anyone (unless it was self defense)
 
This is the same deal agent Milton gave to John Marston and he ended up with 20 bullets in his ass and 0 money or bitches except his ex prostitute wife
 

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