Seahorsecel
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A group of feds approach you from the streets. They have been spying on YOU for a long time now. The CIA and FBI have been trying to remove the incel threat for years, but were unsuccessful time and time again. After careful consideration, they have chosen YOU for the job.
Conditions:
1. You must hunt down every incel and eliminate them.
2. You must show ZERO reluctance and mercy AT ALL.
3. You are given 5 years to finish the job. (They'll let you go scot-free if you fail this criteria)
If you refuse, you'll walk away safely, never to be bothered again.
Your weapons (All paid for by the FBI)
1. Military grade body armor
2. Pistol of your choice + appropriate ammunition
3. Various tools to break down barriers, doors, etc...
Rewards:
1. A harem of 72 10/10 gigastacies of your choice (Out of a pool of 400)
2. Unspecified amount of money, ranging from $10m all the way to $100m
3. All your health expense(s) will be covered by the state
Conditions:
1. You must hunt down every incel and eliminate them.
2. You must show ZERO reluctance and mercy AT ALL.
3. You are given 5 years to finish the job. (They'll let you go scot-free if you fail this criteria)
If you refuse, you'll walk away safely, never to be bothered again.
Your weapons (All paid for by the FBI)
1. Military grade body armor
2. Pistol of your choice + appropriate ammunition
3. Various tools to break down barriers, doors, etc...
Rewards:
1. A harem of 72 10/10 gigastacies of your choice (Out of a pool of 400)
2. Unspecified amount of money, ranging from $10m all the way to $100m
3. All your health expense(s) will be covered by the state