Serious The fear of not knowing how to kiss and have sex properly scares me a lot.

[Crustaciouse]

Let's say I somehow got the chance to kiss a girl, I would not know what I'm doing, I would probably poke her with my tongue and make it obvious I don't know how to kiss while she is highly experienced, and then the girl would tell everybody that I don't know how to kiss or have sex so I will be known as a bad kisser and an ugly guy.
I want to kiss a girl so bad but I know that if I got the chance I would fuck it up.

 

[StemCel137]

watch a tutorial i guess?

 

[Crustaciouse]

watch a tutorial i guess?

Lol tutorials won't show you how to do it in real life, you would need experience, and I don't have any.

 

[theultimate341]

practice on an escort then

 

[StemCel137]

Lol tutorials won't show you how to do it in real life, you would need experience, and I don't have any.

i dont know mate, what kind of advice do u expect from this forum? even IF a kissing experts replies to this, in a IRL situation your are fucked anyways

 

[StemCel137]

practice on an escort then

legit advice actually, but practice for what? a real girlfriend kek?

 

[Crustaciouse]

practice on an escort then

I'm omen of those cels that wants to lose my virginity and first kiss to an actual girl like everyone else instead of having to pay for it.

 

[theultimate341]

legit advice actually, but practice for what? a real girlfriend kek?

Hey OP still has hope it seems.

 

[konthefox]

Don't lie about being a virgin and that'll basically save you. Presumably the girl will teach you. There are girls who enjoy eating virgins up. But, usually cute virgins RIP incels.

 

[theultimate341]

I'm omen of those cels that wants to lose my virginity and first kiss to an actual girl like everyone else instead of having to pay for it.

then youll have to tell her youre a virgin.

 

[Classic_Jarvis]

there's tutorials for every thing

 

[Crustaciouse]

then youll have to tell her youre a virgin.

That would be an even bigger burden, no woman wants to have sex with a virgin guy at my age.

 

[theultimate341]

That would be an even bigger burden, no woman wants to have sex with a virgin guy at my age.

they'll have sex with virgin pretty boy.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

they'll have sex with virgin pretty boy.

Exactly

 

[Crustaciouse]

they'll have sex with virgin pretty boy.

But not virgin subhuman boy.

 

[Dekim]

Sex ain't rocket science. If you've seen porn you basically know everything. I escortceled once and I teached her more stuff than she teached me.

 

[Deleted member 8]

Good thing most of us will never have to worry about getting close enough to a femoid to even try this. I'd avoid kissing anyway just because they sucked too many cocks. I recommend wrapping your dick in a condom then punping and dumping with complete disregard.

 

[theultimate341]

But not virgin subhuman boy.

we don't need to worry about this stuff then.

 

[Indari]

beta as fuck

 

[Indari]

Sex ain't rocket science. If you've seen porn you basically know everything. I escortceled once and I teached her more stuff than she teached me.

did you teach her how to give footjob??

 

[ghostcell]

i imagine i will just sit back and let the girl do all the work, and if she says anything about it i'll tell her all the other girls u were with usually did all the work and i like more active girls

 

[ItheIthe]

Grab her by the throat, pin her against the wall, and eat her lips. Take what is yours. Be a G.

 

[Dekim]

did you teach her how to give footjob??

Nah, but she knew something similar, she knew how to massage dick with her feet but it wasn't a foot job exactly.

 

[whogivesafucc]

too high inhib for all that shit tbh, i'm not worried about it anymore. it would be very out of place, i can't even imagine myself hugging a girl let alone "fucking" her

 

[Indari]

Nah, but she knew something similar, she knew how to massage dick with her feet but it wasn't a foot job exactly.

you should take one of her hairs and clone her and fuck her for eternity

 

[Dekim]

you should take one of her hairs and clone her and fuck her for eternity

If it was that easy...

 

[demonanus]

If you have these thoughts you are truly fucked.

 

[_incelinside]

If you have these thoughts you are truly fucked.

 

[VST]

I looked up how to eat pussy and finger a woman properly, but other than that I know nothing.

 

[Deleted member 1269]

I don't worry about such things because i'll never do them anyways.

 

[Wot1994]

Major tip is not to use a lot of tongue. Most women find it kind of disgusting if you try and shove your tongue down their throats first thing. If she wants more of it she'll tell you.

Sex is easier than you think, watch her reactions to what you do... If she likes something you'll know and keep doing it... Make sure you're clean and have good hygiene. It IS lower than you think, and you'll probably last longer than you expect as well... Most guys here have been jackingcels for at least a decade and probably have numb dick.

 

[Deleted member 3155]

Major tip is not to use a lot of tongue. Most women find it kind of disgusting if you try and shove your tongue down their throats first thing. If she wants more of it she'll tell you.

Sex is easier than you think, watch her reactions to what you do... If she likes something you'll know and keep doing it... Make sure you're clean and have good hygiene. It IS lower than you think, and you'll probably last longer than you expect as well... Most guys here have been jackingcels for at least a decade and probably have numb dick.

How would you know this stuff?

 

[Deleted member 2119]

i imagine i will just sit back and let the girl do all the work, and if she says anything about it i'll tell her all the other girls u were with usually did all the work and i like more active girls

Sounds like a good strategy

 

[Wot1994]

How would you know this stuff?

Former incel. I'm being vague because I don't want warnings for bragging. I'm here for the blackpilled community... I know what it's like to be a ugly man.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Kissing is easy. You will know automatically how to do it in the moment.

 

[Captvic]

It doesn't even matter for me because I've practically given up all hope of losing my virginity

 

[jackbud]

Kissing is easy. You will know automatically how to do it in the moment.

not true, kissing is very easy to fuck up if you're an anxious inexperienced incel

 

[Scott Norman]

If I got the chance I would fuck it up.

If a girl wants to kiss you then she won't care if you're good or bad until afterwards, in which case it's too late already to take it back.

 

[jackbud]

It doesn't even matter for me because I've practically given up all hope of losing my virginity

if you have no hope why haven't you roped?

 

[southeastcel]

Most incels here would have a very weak orgasm within 20 seconds while experiencing 0 pleasure before the orgasm due to having to hold it back