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Serious The FBI paid me a visit

Actually @Redpill Robert, when the FBI talked to you, how many people were there?

Because for me, it was first 2 women and then it was 2 men. The first 2 might be women to catch you off-guard and defensive and then the next 2 might be men so that you'll be more friendly? Almost like the good-cop bad-cop routine but based upon 2 different meetings.
 
It could be a larp, but most of IT is American and probably doesn't know the equivalent of the FBI in other nations. Also, OP got reported under the guise he was making a threat. I don't know how much any intelligence agency cares about fetishes as long as you don't post evidence or something
I think both paedophilia & zoophilia qualify as more than mere fetishes kek. But yeah, I think as long as I'm not an actual offending pedo they might not give a fuck. Zoophilia is illegal but more of a misdemeanour than a felony, not worth international search warrants etc.
 
You didn't even include a story of how it went

Well I mean basically I was just sitting on my porch drinking and smoking a cigar as usual. Suddenly a new-ish black Hyundai pulls into my driveway. I figured he was just gonna turn around as my driveway is situated in a spot where a lot of people just pull in to turn around. Then two police cars pull in as well. I had no idea what was going on.

Suddenly they come to the door of my screened in porch thing. They're like "have you heard of a website called incels.is?" and "are you Redpill Robert?" I say yes and try to be as honest as possible. The FBI guy looked like he was just trying WAY too hard to be a normie, wearing Ed Hardy or some shit and the $100 pre-torn jeans type of clothes. He was accompanied by two regular officers.

They're like "put your hands where we can see 'em!" I swear I thought I was going to jail or something. They ask me about the site, they knew my name, my emails, my usernames, all my posts from other sites (I criticize Israel and U.S. government a lot on various sites) they knew everything. Now, my highschool was trying to send me off more than a decade ago because they were convinced I was gonna shoot up the school for whatever reason and I've seen various mental health practitioners over the years so I guess I'm in "the system" (note: don't ever trust Psychiatrists or Psychologists either).

Anyhow they also interrogated me on my "Muslim background" even though I was drinking whiskey and eating pepperoni pizza right there in front of them at the time. They ask me about the post that got reported a bunch, being like "do you know what 'going ER' means?!" They threaten me with potential fines and jailtime. They get my phone number (probably a bad move on my part in retrospect) and more or less give me a "warning" although he said he has no idea what the district attorney is gonna do. So tbh I'm a bit scared. But I've done nothing wrong, and 5/23 has passed and clearly I didn't go ER now did I?
 
All my posts here are just jokes anyway.
I'm actually a feminist who laughs at you pathetic smelly no haircut having mysogynists.
 
Well I mean basically I was just sitting on my porch drinking and smoking a cigar as usual. Suddenly a new-ish black Hyundai pulls into my driveway. I figured he was just gonna turn around as my driveway is situated in a spot where a lot of people just pull in to turn around. Then two police cars pull in as well. I had no idea what was going on.

Suddenly they come to the door of my screened in porch thing. They're like "have you heard of a website called incels.is?" and "are you Redpill Robert?" I say yes and try to be as honest as possible. The FBI guy looked like he was just trying WAY too hard to be a normie, wearing Ed Hardy or some shit and the $100 pre-torn jeans type of clothes. He was accompanied by two regular officers.

They're like "put your hands where we can see 'em!" I swear I thought I was going to jail or something. They ask me about the site, they knew my name, my emails, my usernames, all my posts from other sites (I criticize Israel and U.S. government a lot on various sites) they knew everything. Now, my highschool was trying to send me off more than a decade ago because they were convinced I was gonna shoot up the school for whatever reason and I've seen various mental health practitioners over the years so I guess I'm in "the system" (note: don't ever trust Psychiatrists or Psychologists either).

Anyhow they also interrogated me on my "Muslim background" even though I was drinking whiskey and eating pepperoni pizza right there in front of them at the time. They ask me about the post that got reported a bunch, being like "do you know what 'going ER' means?!" They threaten me with potential fines and jailtime. They get my phone number (probably a bad move on my part in retrospect) and more or less give me a "warning" although he said he has no idea what the district attorney is gonna do. So tbh I'm a bit scared. But I've done nothing wrong, and 5/23 has passed and clearly I didn't go ER now did I?
I think you'll be fine, just lay low for a while and cool it with the antisemitic remarks :feelzez:. With this new info you presented its clear they might have had some stuff on you from the past, and in combination with the tips from cucktears etc they had enough to come pay you a visit. Trust me, it was a scare tactic if anything, to make sure you don't make posts like that in the future. If you were in any real trouble they would have demanded to search your home or obtained a warrant.
 
I think both paedophilia & zoophilia qualify as more than mere fetishes kek. But yeah, I think as long as I'm not an actual offending pedo they might not give a fuck. Zoophilia is illegal but more of a misdemeanour than a felony, not worth international search warrants etc.
I think quite a lot depends on the style you're posting. If you just an edgy poster then you'd probably go under the radar.

However, if you actually seem to be coherent and making up things which could be deemed advocacy, then you might be scrutinized more. Recently, Nathan's site got taken down even though it had been up for months prior. Were he just an edgy teen, his site might still be up and any "advocacy" would not be taken seriously.
 
fbi thots give me some pussy i need some hybristophiliac pussy rite nao
 
I think quite a lot depends on the style you're posting. If you just an edgy poster then you'd probably go under the radar.

However, if you actually seem to be coherent and making up things which could be deemed advocacy, then you might be scrutinized more. Recently, Nathan's site got taken down even though it had been up for months prior. Were he just an edgy teen, his site might still be up and any "advocacy" would not be taken seriously.
I was a prominent poster on his site and even got mod rights.
 
I think both paedophilia & zoophilia qualify as more than mere fetishes kek. But yeah, I think as long as I'm not an actual offending pedo they might not give a fuck. Zoophilia is illegal but more of a misdemeanour than a felony, not worth international search warrants etc.
Yea I was thinking even if IT did report a non-American to the FBI for a misdemeanor, the redtape and financial expenditure required just to give a stern talking to wouldn't be worth it.
 
>fbis are reading my post right now

can some fbi women and /or fbi twinks give me some kisses and love pls? i need an fbi thot to cook me waffles in nothing but an apron
 
Suddenly they come to the door of my screened in porch thing. They're like "have you heard of a website called incels.is?" and "are you Redpill Robert?" I say yes and try to be as honest as possible. The FBI guy looked like he was just trying WAY too hard to be a normie, wearing Ed Hardy or some shit and the $100 pre-torn jeans type of clothes. He was accompanied by two regular officers.
Reminds me of Robert Pickton's confession take where every other word from the police officer was "fuck"

In the end, the only people incels can trust are fellow incels (unpopular opinion: and also people on the incel side, even if they're not incel)
 
I was a prominent poster on his site and even got mod rights.
that site was dead as fuck i cant believe there were hidden boards and i missed out on it what a fucking joke oh my god and he turns out to be a fucking nutjob running for president

what have i been doing? ive been neet for fucking months browsing 18 hours a day and i miss out on this shit?
 
that site was dead as fuck i cant believe there were hidden boards and i missed out on it what a fucking joke oh my god and he turns out to be a fucking nutjob running for president

what have i been doing? ive been neet for fucking months browsing 18 hours a day and i miss out on this shit?
Well part of it being apparently dead af was because we posted in the hidden forum.
 
I was a prominent poster on his site and even got mod rights.
Yeah, I noticed your username. But since it's common knowledge that feminism is cancer, it's hard to say who is who.

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Another thing about talking to the police is dumb yourself down. For example, if you mention the fact that human fat is yellow then they'll wonder if you'd know that Just say you took a biology course or something?
 
Well I mean basically I was just sitting on my porch drinking and smoking a cigar as usual. Suddenly a new-ish black Hyundai pulls into my driveway. I figured he was just gonna turn around as my driveway is situated in a spot where a lot of people just pull in to turn around. Then two police cars pull in as well. I had no idea what was going on.

Suddenly they come to the door of my screened in porch thing. They're like "have you heard of a website called incels.is?" and "are you Redpill Robert?" I say yes and try to be as honest as possible. The FBI guy looked like he was just trying WAY too hard to be a normie, wearing Ed Hardy or some shit and the $100 pre-torn jeans type of clothes. He was accompanied by two regular officers.

They're like "put your hands where we can see 'em!" I swear I thought I was going to jail or something. They ask me about the site, they knew my name, my emails, my usernames, all my posts from other sites (I criticize Israel and U.S. government a lot on various sites) they knew everything. Now, my highschool was trying to send me off more than a decade ago because they were convinced I was gonna shoot up the school for whatever reason and I've seen various mental health practitioners over the years so I guess I'm in "the system" (note: don't ever trust Psychiatrists or Psychologists either).

Anyhow they also interrogated me on my "Muslim background" even though I was drinking whiskey and eating pepperoni pizza right there in front of them at the time. They ask me about the post that got reported a bunch, being like "do you know what 'going ER' means?!" They threaten me with potential fines and jailtime. They get my phone number (probably a bad move on my part in retrospect) and more or less give me a "warning" although he said he has no idea what the district attorney is gonna do. So tbh I'm a bit scared. But I've done nothing wrong, and 5/23 has passed and clearly I didn't go ER now did I?

fucking lmao thats crazy

jfl at fbi if they actually think im a muslim who loves twinks
 
Yeah, I noticed your username. But since it's common knowledge that feminism is cancer, it's hard to say who is who.

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Another thing about talking to the police is dumb yourself down. For example, if you mention the fact that human fat is yellow then they'll wonder if you'd know that Just say you took a biology course or something?
I think the best thing is not to say anything at all. "you have a right to remain silent, everything you say can be used against you in a court of justice" etc that we hear in all movies.
 
I want all the female fbi agents to know that I'll be giving myself pleasure tonight while I'm thinking of you. :feelsohh:
 
Maybe if the FBI arrest me I can finally get the treatments i need.

What a fucking joke, our prison system became a place to hold the mentally ill and only where they can get proper help
 
I want all the female fbi agents to know that I'll be giving myself pleasure tonight while I'm thinking of you. :feelsohh:

do you think some lonely fbi women need some BID (big incel dick) in their lifes?

hell mrs fbi lady, i can be a friend to you
 
I think the best thing is not to say anything at all. "you have a right to remain silent, everything you say can be used against you in a court of justice" etc that we hear in all movies.
Best thing you can do is say nothing and request a lawyer. As soon as you request a lawyer they will stop talking to you.
 
Yea I was thinking even if IT did report a non-American to the FBI for a misdemeanor, the redtape and financial expenditure required just to give a stern talking to wouldn't be worth it.
Also there's the issue of the name of "X is cancer" and all the other shitposts.

Even if you said something like "I fuck horses" then you could just point to a post that says "I love Rarity. Like more than a friend" and you could probably get by with saying it was a joke.

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I think the best thing is not to say anything at all. "you have a right to remain silent, everything you say can be used against you in a court of justice" etc that we hear in all movies.
Oh yeah, but unlike the movies, I found it's not intimidation and shining a light in your eyes, but friendliness and smiles. And for an incel, that's a hard one to cope with. Just think about who an attention-starved incel would to confess his innermost ideas to - an enemy, or a friend?

They'll play on your ego and make you feel like you're doing them a favour or like you've got someone on your chest or that they know what being sexless or without love is like and other bullshit.

Also, in dealing with authorities, in my experience, you have to get used to the sound of silence. The best way to get someone to talk is to just shut up and listen. Thus, the best way to deal with the cops is to simply shut up yourself and if you can't do that then perhaps reframe the whole situation in your head. For example, rather than perceive them as cops, think of them at sleazy female bartender who wants your money at the end of the day. Are you going to give her your money, or will you realize it's all a game to her.

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I want all the female fbi agents to know that I'll be giving myself pleasure tonight while I'm thinking of you. :feelsohh:
Lol. When the 2 female officers came to my door, my first thought was "this is surprising" and then my next one was "I've seen enough porn to know where this is going"
 
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You've just been lucky I guess.
Lol I can't believe they had your username and stuff, thats just too funny. I can't imagine FBI agents reading my username aloud to me. It would be too hilarious.

Did you explain some of the content on the site to them? Like I'm guessing you had to somehow explain the obsession with killers some people have here, and calling them saints.
 
>haha where u live

Redpil Robert is compromised! I only fear what has become of the administration
You joke but that would be a classic LEA move. The account goes dormant for a few weeks while they lurk silently and figure out how to impersonate him.

(I'm not actually suggesting this but still always watch what you guys post I mean c'mon its a public website)
 
FUCK THE POLICE ALL PIGS DESERVE TO BE BLED LIKE THE SWINE THEY ARE
 
FUCK THE POLICE ALL PIGS DESERVE TO BE BLED LIKE THE SWINE THEY ARE
"Sir do you go by the username Indari and have an obsession with iCarly? On June 3rd..."

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You joke but that would be a classic LEA move. The account goes dormant for a few weeks while they lurk silently and figure out how to impersonate him.

(I'm not actually suggesting this but still always watch what you guys post I mean c'mon its a public website)

Yeah i think Kointo and Idkwattodowithlife are down as well


on second thought add minjaze to that list. more will come we are being targeted

edit: opsec recently started posting again as well

these are the end times
 
Yeah i think Kointo and Idkwattodowithlife are down as well


on second thought add minjaze to that list. more will come we are being targeted

edit: opsec recently started posting again as well

these are the end times
I mean incels are considered as bad as ISIS terrorists now according to major news publications, and the FBi is known to set up Muslims and advocate violence etc.
 
should have just not answered your door
 
I mean incels are considered as bad as ISIS terrorists now according to major news publications, and the FBi is known to set up Muslims and advocate violence etc.
its fucking done. its fucking over. they're gonna fucking mk ultra us in our fucking homes. who cares what incels think? he was a shy quiet guy anyways!

its so over!
 
You discovered the country but not the mud hut in the middle of a dusty shithole nowhere i live in.
Message to agent johnson
 
fucking bullshit even people like stmarc lepine and sadness the most edgy retards here have not been approached and a normie like you has? fuck off attention fag
 
Can't tell if larp or not. Either way, if any alphabet agencies like the FBI are watching me shitpost here, I just want you lonely lady employees/agents/officers to know I'm single and interested so come anytime you like ;)
 
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FBI has never bothered me, despite people reading my posts including females that I desperately wish would talk to me and treat me like a human. I'm not important enough for that.
 
I agree, defending this country that treats you like a wild animal would make you a cuck.

This country is only concerned about the rights of the ultra-rich and well connected. They don't give a fuck about any of us unless we're loaded. Sorry for late reply, got banned again.
 
Its over for FBIcels :lul::lul::lul:
 
This country is only concerned about the rights of the ultra-rich and well connected. They don't give a fuck about any of us unless we're loaded. Sorry for late reply, got banned again.
No problem bro. If you're a male sub6 who isn't rich, they don't recognize you have more rights than a dog.
 
I believe you, I recall your ban appeal. You were probably screenshotted and posted on cucktears, who mass reported you to the FBI via the online FBI tips website. Because you said a date I guess it could legally be construed as a valid threat, as you included details in their eyes.

I'm not saying you deserved what happened, though. Also the FBi are not watching this place. You were mass reported by cucktears on the tip hotline. They will follow up if they receive 50+ tips from different people around the country.

Cucktears is a fucking joke.
 

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