Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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I can’t remember everything, but I dmed this foid because I found her cute. I knew I didn’t have a chance but tried anyways like a persistent ignorant dumbass.
We talked for a couple of days, obviously I didn’t face reveal. She talked about cooking a lot, she was a mayo chef and baker foid. She would show me the food she would make, and it did look pretty good ngl. Too bad she only cooks for chad.
I told her I could cook a few basic meals, and I told her all the stuff I could make. I don’t remember much else.
But tell me why I showed this bitch some slightly burnt air fryer hot dogs inbetween some buns with some ketchup and mustard along with some half burnt fries
. Yeah she ghosted me after that.
I don’t know what I was thinking
. Was pretty damn funny though. It’s bullshit because she’d probably eat Chad’s half cooked hot pockets like it was the best meal ever prepared.
We talked for a couple of days, obviously I didn’t face reveal. She talked about cooking a lot, she was a mayo chef and baker foid. She would show me the food she would make, and it did look pretty good ngl. Too bad she only cooks for chad.
I told her I could cook a few basic meals, and I told her all the stuff I could make. I don’t remember much else.
But tell me why I showed this bitch some slightly burnt air fryer hot dogs inbetween some buns with some ketchup and mustard along with some half burnt fries
I don’t know what I was thinking





