The driver licencecel gang

[LastGerman]

I am calling in the driver licencecel gang: @rightfulcel @Barnacle @Damo the incel @turbocuckcel_7000 @Joelossus

Here in this thread men are coming into a group. Men who are suffering from the lack of a driver licence. Men with anxiety. Men who are aware of the significance of a driver licence. Men who have problems with theory examination or even driving itself. Men who have been brutally emasculated by female driving. Every man who is suffering because of it, can apply himself in this thread.

First we will take over this forum, then I will take over Germany and then I will take over the world to fully announce and address the problem regarding of female driving. We have suffered for too long. I will put an end to this atrocity called female driving. My main political target is to establish free driver licences for all men.

Also @Eskimocel I know you are there, this is also for you. May you recover soonish.

@Newbie17 thoughts on this one?

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

> establish free driver licenses for all men

pause there, do you realize the rate at which accidents occur? Or is this the end goal here.

 

[Deleted member 22237]

With license and all women spit on me,there's no license for ya face

 

[Newbie17]

Good luck in your conquers, Seb. I wish you all the best.

The driverlicensepill is heavily underrated. If you don't have a driving license, it signifies that you are truly nothing more than a loser who didn't succeed in one thing that most people can achieve with ease.

I remember when I didn't have a driver license yet few years ago, I was 20. They said: "Well, sooner or later you will have to get it." If you don't have it, people see you as extremely incompetent and view you as a lesser human being (which they do already though I suppose).

 

[LastGerman]

pause there, do you realize the rate at which accidents occur?

We are men, there will be no accidents. Since in the USA you only have to drive in some parking lot to get your driver licence, we can just skip this step completely and establish this worldwide. I do not see a problem here. Also female driving will be completely abolished as well.
And even when it comes to an accident, who cares? Even if a man dies in a car crash, I do not see a problem here. Dying within in a car is manly and only for men and not for females. I would like to die within my own car.

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

We are men, there will be no accidents. Since in the USA you only have to drive in some parking lot to get your driver licence, we can just skip this step completely and establish this worldwide. I do not see a problem here. Also female driving will be completely abolished as well.
And even when it comes to an accident, who cares? Even if a man dies in a car crash, I do not see a problem here. Dying within in a car is manly and only for men and not for females. I would like to die within my own car.

Ok I was super with you until this thread, I’m sorry, I refuse to fucking die in a car because some retard didn’t know how to drive

 

[LastGerman]

The driverlicensepill is heavily underrated. If you don't have a driving license, it signifies that you are truly nothing more than a loser who didn't succeed in one thing that most people can achieve with ease.

Well-elaborated and this is why this is even more brutal than it seems. Everyone can do it even females and this is why female driving needs to be banned as fast as possible.

 

[Deleted member 101]

Well-elaborated and this is why this is even more brutal than it seems. Everyone can do it even females and this is why female driving needs to be banned as fast as possible.

lol you’re literally like these libertarians
also no fuck that I’m not gonna go out in the road with a bunch of people who can’t drive, I’d prefer not to die by getting hit head on by some retard who would go on the other side of the road towards incoming traffic or would ram me in the intersection at high speed

 

[LastGerman]

lol you’re literally like these libertarians
also no fuck that I’m not gonna go out in the road with a bunch of people who can’t drive, I’d prefer not to die by getting hit head on by some retard who who go on the other side of the road towards incoming traffic

Nobody there wants to ban female driving and therefore it is cucked.

 

[Deleted member 101]

Nobody there wants to ban female driving and therefore it is cucked.

The average female who actually has experience driving a car drives better than someone who won’t even try to get his fucking drivers license

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

lol you’re literally like these libertarians
also no fuck that I’m not gonna go out in the road with a bunch of people who can’t drive, I’d prefer not to die by getting hit head on by some retard who who go on the other side of the road towards incoming traffic

I feel like @LastGerman is forgetting about retarded men on the road, Lastgerman, do you think men can’t be dumb?have you seen IT or the cucks on Twitter?

 

[LastGerman]

The average female who actually has experience driving a car drives better than someone who won’t even try to get his fucking drivers license

Who cares? Female driving is an atrocity and it is emasculating and therefore it should be banned. Females in general should not have rights in the first place since they did not even fight for it, so why should females drive? I do not see a reason for it.

 

[Deleted member 101]

Who cares? Female driving is an atrocity and it is emasculating and therefore it should be banned. Females in general should not have rights in the first place since they did not even fight for it, so why should females drive? I do not see a reason for it.

What, so we should ban women, who would be better drivers then someone like you who won’t even bother to learn to drive a heavy death machine, from driving but just let men drive without any sort of training or certification to see if they would be safe to himself and other drivers on the road because you feel oppressed? Hey let’s allow a fucking 7 year old boy to drive his dad’s big ass pickup. I’m sure nothing would go wrong there.
Oh and if you do this you increase our insurance rates and fuck you for that
I’m sorry but we should not allow anyone to drive a car just because reasons because you are literally operating a very heavy machine that can and has killed or seriously injured people. And that risk goes up dramatically when you do not learn the rules of the road, get experience, and then prove you can be a safe driver and not end up killing yourself or someone else. Nah, I’m not getting in an accident where I could lose a limb or two or end up paralyzed because some retard refuses to learn. I saw my uncle ended up paralyzed from the neck down and had to be cared for by our family for the rest of his life because some idiot decided to drink too much before heading out. I’m not gonna end up like him because of people like you.

 

[LastGerman]

I feel like @LastGerman is forgetting about retarded men on the road, Lastgetman, do you think men can’t be dumb?have you seen IT or the cucks on Twitter?

I am more worried about female driving.

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

I am more worried about female driving.

Yes but how does that make you want ALL men to drive?

you want the fucks buying twitch thots bath water to be driving? You want the soy chugging retards who give their paychecks to buy a reddit thots underwear to be driving?

I thought you’d be smarter than this.

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

I too, suffer from a lack of driving licence, got the money aside, but will probably rope before it happen. It is a necessary succes that signify that you are a responsible independent adult, and free to go everywhere you please instead of ldar.

 

[carticel]

brutal europepill tbh. another reason why the U.S.A. is better.

i will be getting my license soon lol

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

It's time to uncuck ourselves, ngl.

Freie Fahrt für freie Männer!

 

[Deleted member 101]

I am more worried about female driving.

You should be more concerned with getting your license instead of bitching about being oppressed that you don’t have one. I’m not the biggest advocate for “tough love” but seriously. If you want it then go fucking get it. Otherwise quit getting triggered when people here talk about drilling.
Not even I was this whiny about it when I didn’t have it. And I only got it 7 years then when everyone else got it. But I wanted it, so I went out, practiced, and got it.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

> establish free driver licenses for all men

pause there, do you realize the rate at which accidents occur? Or is this the end goal here.

Free driving lessons and let foids pay for it.

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

Free driving lessons and let foids pay for it.

That’s fair, driving lessons are mad expensive for some reason, shits a scam.

 

[Deleted member 101]

That’s fair, driving lessons are mad expensive for some reason, shits a scam.

Are they where you’re at? I think I only had to pay $30 for my license, and even when I failed the test for the first time I didn’t even have to pay to retake it since I already paid for the DL.

 

[LastGerman]

What, so we should ban women, who would be better drivers then someone like you who won’t even bother to learn to drive a heavy death machine, from driving but just let men drive without any sort of training or certification to see if they would be safe to himself and other drivers on the road because you feel oppressed?

Why would you care if females are banned from driving...? I do not get why you are so triggered over it or are you a female yourself?
Also your assumptions regarding me are not even correct. To make it clear. First off, here in Germany you have to pay 2000 Euro and more for something so crucial while in USA you have to pay like 20 bucks. Of course this whole concept of a driver licence in USA is more redundant and therefore a debate to actually abolish driver licence is actually legit. That aside...
Instead of pressuring men or people in general (because you seem so tirggered over females) how about we would create a culture where driving is indeed something normal instead of milking people's money? But I guess, even that is too much.

While people say that driving is something crucial and normal, at the same time it is also special and absolutely needed and without it, you are indeed nothing in this society and mogged on a constant level.

 

[HonkHonkHonk]

That’s fair, driving lessons are mad expensive for some reason, shits a scam.

You should see all the tax scams we got going on here in Germany. Someone gotta keep paying for that failing socialist state and all those refugees I suppose.

 

[Deleted member 17883]

I'll never own a car.

 

[azakhan]

I will try to do mine in spring but I don't really see it happening, I never touched a steering wheel in my life and I get anxious even when driving a bike. Plus my reaction time. reflexes and awarness are really bad.

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

I've saved so much money by not owning a car.

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

LastGerman don’t let the soyboys drive and I’ll support u

 

[Deleted member 101]

Why would you care if females are banned from driving...? I do not get why you are so triggered over it or are you a female yourself?
Also your assumptions regarding me are not even correct. To make it clear. First off, here in Germany you have to pay 2000 Euro and more for something so crucial while in USA you have to pay like 20 bucks. Of course this whole concept of a driver licence in USA is more redundant and therefore a debate to actually abolish driver licence is actually legit. That aside...
Instead of pressuring men or people in general (because you seem so tirggered over females) how about we would create a culture where driving is indeed something normal instead of milking people's money? But I guess, even that is too much.

While people say that driving is something crucial and normal, at the same time it is also special and absolutely needed and without it, you are indeed nothing in this society and mogged on a constant level.

You are literally asking for more accidents by abolishing driver’s licenses. We can’t just let anyone drive because he fucking wants to. Sure let’s let blind people drive! Let’s let people with Down syndrome drive! Because why the fuck not.
I understand that shit’s expensive in Germany (2000 euro wtf and in the country where the autobahn exists JFL) but bitching at others for having a license and saying we should abolish them is asking for trouble.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

FEMALES SHOULDN'T DRIVE

 

[Deleted member 101]

I've saved so much money by not owning a car.

I wouldn’t need a car if I was in the city since public transportation is everywhere and is the norm since traffic is horrible and parking is expensive and overpacked, but I kinda need a car to get around where I’m at.

also what the fuck? $2000 to take a test? How the fuck does any normal person get a license at that price? I hope you don’t have to pay that for every attempt if you fail the first time you test. That’s just fucked. Literally you have the Autobahn where you can go over 200 MPH if you have a car that can go that fast, and it’s legal. And yet they’re super strict about testing.

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

I wouldn’t need a car if I was in the city since public transportation is everywhere and is the norm since traffic is horrible and parking is expensive and overpacked, but I kinda need a car to get around where I’m at.

Can't you get a bike?

In the UK you can ride mopeds at 16 and piss easy to pass.

 

[HonkHonkHonk]

I will try to do mine in spring but I don't really see it happening, I never touched a steering wheel in my life and I get anxious even when driving a bike. Plus my reaction time. reflexes and awarness are really bad.

I mean I did mine years ago when I was still a 160kg (352lbs) fat fuck. Gave me brutal anxiety and people in driving school looked at me with disgust in their eyes but I still pulled through lel. Could cope with the fact that I only had to see these people for like 3+ months and not like school where I have to interact with the same people for years.

 

[LastGerman]

I think I only had to pay $30 for my license

@Barnacle look at that. By the way, to do theory lessons you have to pay 12 times of what you have paid for the whole driver licence.

You should be more concerned with getting your license instead of bitching about being oppressed that you don’t have one.

Oppression... bitching... What?

 

[Deleted member 101]

Can't you get a bike?

In the UK you can ride mopeds at 16 and piss easy to pass.

I could, but some places I need to go would be way too far to go by bike.
And we have that in Chicago where you can rent bikes for cheap. And I think I saw what you were talking about when I was in London.
We don’t have that in the suburbs, tho. Just busses.

 

[LastGerman]

LastGerman don’t let the soyboys drive and I’ll support u

Soyboys are not even men and only men are allowed to drive.

FEMALES SHOULDN'T DRIVE

You get me.

 

[Deleted member 101]

@Barnacle look at that. By the way, to do theory lessons you have to pay 12 times of what you have paid for the whole driver licence.



Oppression... bitching... What?

You bitch about how emasculating not having a license is whenever anyone brings up having one.
I get being upset about how Germany does things because that’s kinda insane but to say we should abolish licenses...lol.

 

[Dionysus]

man i need to get my license ngl

 

[TheSecondComing]

damn you forgot me bro

 

[LastGerman]

also what the fuck? $2000 to take a test? How the fuck does any normal person get a license at that price?

The test costs also a lot. The whole driver licence costs more than 2000 Euro in the end. I have to look up the prices. I have the permission to do theory examination, so I have to see what the price is for that.

Sure let’s let blind people drive! Let’s let people with Down syndrome drive! Because why the fuck not.

Still better than female driving.

You bitch about how emasculating not having a license is whenever anyone brings up having one.

I am stating general facts. Men cannot be bitchy, only female can be bitches. This is how it works.

 

[Deleted member 101]

The test costs also a lot. The whole driver licence costs more than 2000 Euro in the end. I have to look up the prices. I have the permission to do theory examination, so I have to see what the price is for that.



Still better than female driving.



I am stating general facts. Men cannot be bitchy, only female can be bitches. This is how it works.

No, you idiot. Blind people driving would literally kill people because they can’t see anything! They can’t react or change lanes or avoid danger! At least a woman won’t end up paralyzing me.

 

[LastGerman]

It's time to uncuck ourselves, ngl.

Freie Fahrt für freie Männer!

damn you forgot me bro

No, you idiot. Blind people driving would literally kill people because they can’t see anything! They can’t react or change lanes or avoid danger! At least a woman won’t end up paralyzing me.

For you:

I also forgot other good men like @TheSecondComing @BrendioEEE @ScornedStoic and @BummerDrummer
I hope you can forgive my horrendous act. I will now do push ups in the name of all of you and for every man who is suffering from the driver licence pill.

 

[iKillCucks]

I support you @LastGerman do it for the FUHRER!

 

[Deleted member 2047]

Car is CRITICAL

 

[Deleted member 17606]

As a trucker I have the highest echelon of driver license where is my woman? Where is the woman for many many truck drivers ive met out on the road? Since you guys are going to be taking the bus, ask the bus driver where is their woman while youre at it? Driver licensepill is horse hockey bullshit. The local ghetto chad owned a stolen beach cruiser and foids would be getting their virginities taken by the tyrese. They even got on the bus to get to his "crib".

 

[Deleted member 101]

Some rich incel give @LastGerman $2000 so he can finally get his fuckin license

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Can I get invited to the driverlicencecel gang I dont have one @LastGerman

 

[LastGerman]

I support you @LastGerman do it for the FUHRER!

As a trucker I have the highest echelon of driver license where is my woman? Where is the woman for many many truck drivers ive met out on the road? Since you guys are going to be taking the bus, ask the bus driver where is their woman while youre at it? Driver licensepill is horse hockey bullshit. The local ghetto chad owned a stolen beach cruiser and foids would be getting their virginities taken by the tyrese. They even got on the bus to get to his "crib".

You missunderstand from where I am coming from. I never said that having a driver licence will bring you a female since it is not about that. You see this topic in a wrong spot since you already have it. Also nice humblebrag here.

 

[Deleted member 101]

“Requiring a license to drive? What’s next, requiring license to make toast in your own damn toaster?”

 

[LastGerman]

Some rich incel give @LastGerman $2000 so he can finally get his fuckin license

I have enough money by now although it will cost way more than 2000 Euro. My guess is, it will be around 3000 Euro. I am now struggling with driving itself.
Perhaps, so you can understand this topic a bit better, let me elaborate it. On the first driving lesson the teacher told me I have no foundation whatsoever. On the second one, which was a couple of days ago, he recommended me to do driving simulation first despite the fact I am trying to get away from my screen at home to get real experience behind a steering wheel. So, I will not get any driving lesson now, I have to do driving simulation first and I am still waiting for the call.
So, ultimately, I really do not see myself driving ever or at least not driving pretty soonish. Even if I get my driver licence, I will have to then by myself a car, which means once again another 3000 Euro I have to spend.

Can I get invited to the driverlicencecel gang I dont have one @LastGerman

Of course, how did I forget about that. Please forgive me. I will do some push ups for you.

“Requiring a license to drive? What’s next, requiring license to make toast in your own damn toaster?”

Brutal toaster pill, it is over.