she looks like she’s having the time of her life
she looks like she’s having the time of her life
yeah man i saw that shit, its brutal
Foids will literally fuck anything except a subhuman male.
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Was a while back but somebody on 4chan said he was a dolphin trainer or worked at seaworld. some shit with dolphins.
either way he said a good percentage of females ask him about dolphin sex and he had access to dolphins so would sneak them in at night and watch the dolphins fuck the girls. you'd think he was lying but with all the shit that is true (and i've seen videos) in the world you'd be surprised
sometimes telling fact from fiction is hard but in this case i know what he was writing was truth
either way he said a good percentage of females ask him about dolphin sex and he had access to dolphins so would sneak them in at night and watch the dolphins fuck the girls. you'd think he was lying but with all the shit that is true (and i've seen videos) in the world you'd be surprised
sometimes telling fact from fiction is hard but in this case i know what he was writing was truth
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Look at her smile from 14-18 seconds. Imagine her face if it was an incel.
She didn’t even try to push it off...
JFL as long as it's not an ugly man a foid will fuck anything.
Dolphinpill is legit
Dolphinpill is legit
The dolphinpill is a tough pill to swallow.
Dogpill numbed me to the dolphinpill tbh
You can tell she wanted to go on forever. That SMILE FROM EAR TO EAR.
Yes, I am perfectly aware there are many kinds of sex fetishes out there. There are people who are aroused by feet, shoes, and even shoelaces. But dolphins ? Anyway, if you want to have sex with a dolphin (and who doesn't ?), this is the guide for you. Please note in passing that the image to the right was called "yum.jpg" on the web site (for some reason, now called "fun.jpg").
Here is how to proceed :
Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.
And if the Coast Guard comes by, you're on your own.
To do the first, you need to look at their head (males have a fatter, rounder head), or on the dolphin's belly, between opposite the dorsal fin and the tail. The male has two larger slits, and the female has one large slit and two small mammary slits.
Figuring out whenever your prospective mate is aroused is also relatively straightforward. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous ("anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised). The dolphin's penis is also prehensile and flexible, and you can wrap it around your arm. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm. On the other hand, the female's genitals will become pink and swollen, and she may nuzzle against you.
Also, I still can't believe I am writing about having sex with dolphins. This is what being an Insolitologist is all about, folks.
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?
A3) Accept, if possible!
Due to the size of a dolphin's member, the best you can do with a male dolphin is to masturbate him. Missionary position or anal sex are both out of the question. Also, be careful : when those things shoot, they shoot. Remember what your mom told you about trains and get out of the way.
The female dolphin can be either masturbated or fucked, depending on your gender. Roll the dolphin gently to her side, belly towards you, and prop yourself on an elbow to stay face-to-face with her. At this point, my brain is already beginning to rebel against what I'm reading, so I'll let the author do the explaining for me :
Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you.
In conclusion, good luck, and if you have a baby with a dolphin, don't forget to tell someone other than the National Enquirer.
- http://web.archive.org/web/20010201072400/http://www.dolphinsex.org/
Yes, I am perfectly aware there are many kinds of sex fetishes out there. There are people who are aroused by feet, shoes, and even shoelaces. But dolphins ? Anyway, if you want to have sex with a dolphin (and who doesn't ?), this is the guide for you. Please note in passing that the image to the right was called "yum.jpg" on the web site (for some reason, now called "fun.jpg").
Here is how to proceed :
- Where to find a dolphin ?
Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.
And if the Coast Guard comes by, you're on your own.
- Pre-sex assessment of the situation
To do the first, you need to look at their head (males have a fatter, rounder head), or on the dolphin's belly, between opposite the dorsal fin and the tail. The male has two larger slits, and the female has one large slit and two small mammary slits.
Figuring out whenever your prospective mate is aroused is also relatively straightforward. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous ("anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised). The dolphin's penis is also prehensile and flexible, and you can wrap it around your arm. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm. On the other hand, the female's genitals will become pink and swollen, and she may nuzzle against you.
Also, I still can't believe I am writing about having sex with dolphins. This is what being an Insolitologist is all about, folks.
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?
A3) Accept, if possible!
- Having sex
Due to the size of a dolphin's member, the best you can do with a male dolphin is to masturbate him. Missionary position or anal sex are both out of the question. Also, be careful : when those things shoot, they shoot. Remember what your mom told you about trains and get out of the way.
The female dolphin can be either masturbated or fucked, depending on your gender. Roll the dolphin gently to her side, belly towards you, and prop yourself on an elbow to stay face-to-face with her. At this point, my brain is already beginning to rebel against what I'm reading, so I'll let the author do the explaining for me :
Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you.
In conclusion, good luck, and if you have a baby with a dolphin, don't forget to tell someone other than the National Enquirer.
- http://web.archive.org/web/20010201072400/http://www.dolphinsex.org/
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Am I blind or she has something blue between her legs? Is that dolphin sperm?
She would sue him and ruin his life
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