-When you smoke, "omg what a disgusting habit". When CHAD smokes, "Jesus guys that smoke are so hot I love me a bad boy hehe".
-When you play video games, "jesusss what a fucking man-child". When CHAD plays video games, "omg what a geek lmao how adorable".
-When you have a substance abuse problems, "ew I bet he's like a junkie or something". When CHAD has substance abuse problems, "It's so sad I wish I could save him
".
-When you have tattoos, "God why would he do that to his body". When CHAD has tattoos, "Jesus guys with tattoos are so hot I love me a bad boy".
-When you're a virgin, "what a fucking loser lmao". When CHAD is a virgin, "that's absolutely adorable omg I want to steal his virginity so bad!!".
-When you live with your mom, "what a fucking loser lmao". When CHAD lives with his mom, "AWWW my heart what a mommy's boy".
-When you raise your voice at her for cheating after she's settled down after riding the cock carousel, "see you in fucking court you animal! I will ruin you!". When CHAD beats and rapes her because his testosterone levels are through the roof from dead-lifting for 5 hours straight without a blowjob break, "he was just asserting dominance I was so into it".
-When you're born with a severe mental illness that renders you blood thirsty, "that's fucking terrifying I'm never going out at night again!". When CHAD was born with a severe mental illness that renders him blood thirsty, "he can do whatever he likes to me".
-When you play video games, "jesusss what a fucking man-child". When CHAD plays video games, "omg what a geek lmao how adorable".
-When you have a substance abuse problems, "ew I bet he's like a junkie or something". When CHAD has substance abuse problems, "It's so sad I wish I could save him
".-When you have tattoos, "God why would he do that to his body". When CHAD has tattoos, "Jesus guys with tattoos are so hot I love me a bad boy
".-When you're a virgin, "what a fucking loser lmao". When CHAD is a virgin, "that's absolutely adorable omg I want to steal his virginity so bad!!
".-When you live with your mom, "what a fucking loser lmao". When CHAD lives with his mom, "AWWW my heart what a mommy's boy".
-When you raise your voice at her for cheating after she's settled down after riding the cock carousel, "see you in fucking court you animal! I will ruin you!". When CHAD beats and rapes her because his testosterone levels are through the roof from dead-lifting for 5 hours straight without a blowjob break, "he was just asserting dominance I was so into it
".-When you're born with a severe mental illness that renders you blood thirsty, "that's fucking terrifying I'm never going out at night again!". When CHAD was born with a severe mental illness that renders him blood thirsty, "he can do whatever he likes to me
".
